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33 years old
ARROOOO!!! Listen here you drugged out communists. My body might be flabby, pasty-skinned and riddled with phlebitis but it's a good Republican body. Computers may be twice as fast as they were in 1973, but the average voter is as drunk and stupid as ever. The only one who's changed is me. I've become more bitter and, let's face it, more crazy over the years. Now beat it, before I get Cambodian on your asses! NIXON'S BACK!