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Undercard bout

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Richard Exlax (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Georges Batroc (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Georges Batroc has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?



196 cm
24
215 lbs
6 - 9 - 0
190 cm
24
210 lbs
2 - 1 - 0
Abu Dhabi Champ
Dangerous knees
Cardio machine
Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 9 - 0, fighting out of London, Richard Exlax!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Georges Batroc!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Bishop, Chris Edwards and Donald Grub.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Exlax throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Exlax wants to clinch up but Batroc keeps it at a distance.
Exlax has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Ground Zero, London in the buildup to the fight.
Batroc misses the shot to the body.
Exlax throws a right hand that misses
and Batroc counters with a three punch combo that has Exlax backing up. Exlax nods at Batroc to acknowledge the strikes.
Batroc throws a nice looking combination but Exlax bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.

Excellent takedown into side control there by Exlax.

Exlax tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Exlax has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.

Exlax looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
Batroc is trying to stand back up. He's worked his way up against the cage but Exlax has just dragged him back down to the mat.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Exlax has hold of Batroc's arm. He's looking for a kimura. Batroc seems comfortable defending it but Exlax has shifted his position slighty and is cranking on the arm! Batroc is real pain and he's forced to tap out! Batroc is disgusted with himself for not defending it better but Exlax couldn't care less - he's delighted!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:11 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Richard Exlax!
Richard Exlax gave a mention to FinnFighter Nutrition (Five 160Q supps!) in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).
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hype
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pop
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FIGHT
RATING
49%

 

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Colin St John (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Denzel Sarfo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). St John comes to the cage accompanied by Uilleann Pipes. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.



193 cm
25
250 lbs
6 - 3 - 0
192 cm
23
276 lbs
3 - 3 - 0
Great wrestler
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine
Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank


Hellbent


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Colin St John!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Denzel Sarfo!
The judges for this bout are James Ackerman, Donald Grub and Andrew Berry.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

St John throws a loose over hand right and dives in with a double leg takedown. Sarfo tries to sprawl but it's too late and the fighters hit the mat. St John is in Sarfo's guard.
St John preventing the sweep.
St John controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
Sarfo is trying to control the position but St John postures up.
Sarfo tries to land a sweep but no joy.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
St John throws an elbow that misses. Sarfo uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in St John's guard. Nice move by Sarfo!
Sarfo looking to sit in guard and control but St John gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
Sarfo is trying to control the position from the bottom.
St John content to stall in guard here.
Sarfo tries to land a sweep but no joy.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sarfo keeping moving, preventing St John from controlling successfully.
St John makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Sarfo controls St John momentarily but St John frees himself.
Sarfo has control of St John's left arm, preventing St John from doing any damage.
St John trying to control the position from guard on top but Sarfo is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
St John is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.

Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Sarfo slips under a jab from St John.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
St John throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
St John moves away from the strike by Sarfo.
Sarfo avoids the body shot from St John.
St John misses the shot to the body.
Sarfo leaves St John with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Jab by Sarfo.
Sarfo looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
A looping hook to the body misses from Sarfo. St John does a little dance to reset his feet.
St John jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
St John darts in looking for a takedown but Sarfo gets double underhooks and turns St John into the cage.
St John working aggressively here.
Sarfo misses with the head strike.
St John's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Sarfo misses with a body punch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
St John lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Still in the clinch, Sarfo scores with a nice short uppercut.
A head punch on the inside from Sarfo fails to land.
Sarfo misses with the head strike.
St John tries a body shot but Sarfo blocks it.
St John misses with a punch to the body.
Sarfo tried to land a shot to the body but connects with St John's elbow.
St John lands a body shot in the clinch.
Sarfo lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt St John or not.
Sarfo tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.

St John jumps into guard, dragging Sarfo to the mat.
Sarfo looking to pass the guard.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Sarfo pushing down on St John's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Sarfo is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
Sarfo trying to control from half guard but St John is working away.

Sarfo looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
St John wants to control but Sarfo is keeping busy and won't allow it.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
St John is refusing to be controlled, as Sarfo sits in half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Denzel Sarfo will probably get the nod.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.


A chopping leg kick lands by Sarfo.
Sarfo throws a body shot but no joy.
Sarfo dips to his left and cracks St John with an uppercut!

It looks like Colin St John has been cut.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Sarfo.
St John staying out of range there.
No luck with that takedown attempt from St John.
Sarfo misses with a leg kick.
Sarfo connects with a looping right hand.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
St John throws a hook but Sarfo blocks it.
Sarfo thuds his right hand into St John's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Sarfo uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by St John.
Nice body punch from Sarfo.

That's one minute gone in the round.
St John looks for a takedown but Sarfo sprawls well.
Sarfo tried to score with a low kick but St John checks it.
Sarfo throws a leg kick but St John moved away.
St John swinging wildly here.
Sarfo misses with a looping left.
A looping hook to the body misses from St John. Sarfo does a little dance to reset his feet.
Sarfo fakes a jab and throws a low kick but St John checks it well.
Sarfo goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Sarfo connects with a solid leg kick.
Sarfo is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by St John.
Sarfo connects with an inside leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sarfo tries to score with a low kick but St John moves his leg out of the way.
Sarfo tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
St John checks the leg kick nicely there.
Sarfo misses with a hook.
St John connects with the punch.
Sarfo throws an ugly left hook that misses

and St John counters with a takedown into side control.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Sarfo manages to get back to half guard.
Nice strikes from St John there.
Sarfo trying to control but St John postures up.
St John throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
St John controlling the action here.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sarfo trying to control here but he's found himself mounted! Oh no!
Sarfo tries to hold on but St John postures up.
Sarfo taking shots to the head.
BOOM! St John connects with a massive shot to the dome!
St John breaks from Sarfo's wrist control and lands an elbow.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Sarfo is trying to escape the mount.
St John scoring with strikes but Sarfo is staying in there.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
St John scoring with some good ground and pound from mount here. Will he manage to finish Sarfo?
St John has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
BOOM! St John connects with a massive shot to the dome!

Sarfo is rocked!
St John postures up and throws a couple of big shots that have Sarfo in real trouble here! The ref calls for Sarfo to improve his position which he doesn't do, so the referee has no choice but to end the fight due to the strikes!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:31 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Colin St John!
Colin St John thanked the fans post fight for their support.
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hype
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pop
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RATING
42%

 

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Gunter Prince Hercules (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bram Van Oudenallen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.



193 cm
24
219 lbs
5 - 5 - 0
190 cm
25
215 lbs
1 - 2 - 0
Good wrestling
World class MT
Cardio machine
Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 5 - 0, fighting out of London, Gunter Prince Hercules!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Bram Van Oudenallen!
The judges for this bout are William Gold, James Ackerman and Andrew Berry.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hercules misses with a straight left.
Van Oudenallen avoids a punch combination nicely.
Van Oudenallen checks the leg kick nicely there.
Hercules lands a leg kick that knocks Van Oudenallen off balance momentarily.
Hercules motions for Van Oudenallen to come forward. Hercules throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Van Oudenallen scores with a jab to the body.
Hercules lands with a nice body kick.
Hercules has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Hercules scores with a nice strike.
Hercules scores with a leg kick.

Van Oudenallen pushes Hercules up against the cage in a clinch.
Van Oudenallen lands an uppercut.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Hercules wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Van Oudenallen softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Van Oudenallen tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Hercules avoids it.

Hercules breaks the clinch.
Van Oudenallen lands with a thumping leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Hercules tries to keep at a distance but Van Oudenallen has taken the fight into the clinch.
Van Oudenallen displaying some good clinch control by pressing Hercules up against the cage.
Hercules swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Hercules is trying to break the clinch but Van Oudenallen is controlling him.
Hercules is looking to control Van Oudenallen's arms but Van Oudenallen gets an underhook and turns him. Now Hercules has his back to the cage.
Van Oudenallen misses with a punch to the body.
Hercules avoids a wild elbow strike from Van Oudenallen.
Hercules wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Van Oudenallen throws a punch but it's blocked by Hercules.
Van Oudenallen lands a shot to the body.
Good body shot from Van Oudenallen.
Van Oudenallen tries to work over Hercules's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Van Oudenallen is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Hercules is defending well for now.
Hercules is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Van Oudenallen is keeping busy.
Van Oudenallen lands a hook that snaps the head of Hercules backwards.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Van Oudenallen looking to stall.
Van Oudenallen tries a body shot but Hercules blocks it.
Van Oudenallen working Hercules over with knees to the body.
Hercules is breathing heavily.
Van Oudenallen lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Van Oudenallen connects with a knee to the head.
Hercules looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Hercules stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Van Oudenallen will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Hercules up against the cage.
Hercules has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Van Oudenallen tries to throw a body punch but Hercules avoids it by throwing Van Oudenallen back against the cage.
Van Oudenallen misses with a punch to the body.
Van Oudenallen using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Hercules has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Hercules with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Hercules looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Van Oudenallen blocks an elbow strike.
Van Oudenallen lands on the inside with an uppercut.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hercules tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Van Oudenallen avoids it.
Van Oudenallen unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Van Oudenallen lands with a short shot to the head.

Hercules is rocked!
Van Oudenallen scores with a shot to the side of Hercules's head.
Oh Hercules is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Van Oudenallen throws a big uppercut that drops Hercules! More strikes from Van Oudenallen and the referee jumps in to stop the fight! Hercules lies dazed against the cage as Van Oudenallen celebrates with his cornermen!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:21 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Bram Van Oudenallen!
Bram Van Oudenallen thanked the fans post fight for their support.
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hype
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FIGHT
RATING
84%

 

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Charles Whitman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Buggy Clown (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Whitman might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Welcome To The Jungle. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.



170 cm
26
141 lbs
17 - 10 - 1
165 cm
26
135 lbs
9 - 7 - 0
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Granite chin
Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Granite chin


Fury Nutrition Inc.


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 10 - 1, fighting out of London, Charles Whitman!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 7 - 0, fighting out of London, Buggy Clown!
The judges for this bout are James Atkins, James Glass and Steven Brown.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Whitman throws a head kick but Clown moves out of range.
Whitman throws a head kick but Clown moves out of range.
Whitman goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Whitman falls off balance throwing a combination
and Clown counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Clown scores with a decent looking hook.
Whitman jabbing away but nothing is landing.
The fighters circling - Clown throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Whitman pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Nice defenses there by Whitman.
Whitman with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Clown to score with a decent uppercut.
Whitman throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Clown stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Clown scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A lazy left from Clown finds it's target.
A jab lands there for Clown.
Whitman defending well as Clown loads up on a big left hand.
Clown is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Clown throws a hook to the side of Whitman's head but Whitman sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Whitman misses with a wild body shot.
Whitman tries to bum rush Clown with a series of wild strikes but Clown uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Clown shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Clown keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Whitman throws a head kick that misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Whitman throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Whitman misses with a body shot.
Charles Whitman is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

Clown shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
Clown works his foot free and advances to mount.
Clown trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Clown lands a couple of good shots and Whitman has given up his back, trying to escape the position!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Whitman is defending well here and trying to improve his position.
Whitman turns into Clown and is now in his guard.

Whitman decides he's had enough of playing guard and decides to stand. Come on Clown, up you get!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Clown uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Whitman.
Whitman bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Whitman throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Whitman bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Whitman jabbing away but nothing is landing.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Clown loads up on a big right hand but Whitman slips the punch.
Clown blocks a head kick by Whitman.
A looping hook to the body misses from Whitman. Clown does a little dance to reset his feet.
Whitman cracks Clown with a right hand to the side of the head.
Clown pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Whitman throws a lazy uppercut
and Whitman takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Clown loads up on a big right hand but Whitman slips the punch.
Nice cross by Clown.
Clown avoids the head kick by Whitman.
Whitman tries a head kick but it misses.
Clown is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Whitman had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Whitman misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Whitman slips under a jab.
Whitman misses with a head kick.
Clown blocks a head kick by Whitman.
Whitman throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Jab, jab by Clown - just one landing.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Whitman tries a head kick but it misses.

Clown shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. Whitman manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.

Whitman looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Whitman is breathing heavily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Whitman is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Clown trying to control but Whitman is working from the bottom.

Whitman has butterfly guard. He's looking to stand up here. He pushes Clown off him and springs to his feet nicely. The crowd applauds.
Clown dips to his left and cracks Whitman with an uppercut!

Clown shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
Whitman moves into full guard.

The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Whitman pushes Clown off and gets back to his feet.
Clown blocks a head kick by Whitman.
Whitman throws a head kick that half lands.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Clown tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Whitman defends well and Clown ends up having to push Whitman into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Whitman misses with an elbow strike.
Whitman is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Clown working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.

Whitman breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Whitman misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Whitman displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Clown throws out the jab.
Clown scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Whitman misses with a few strikes there.
Whitman throws a sloppy head kick and Clown moves out of range easily.
Whitman tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Clown throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Whitman slips a jab from Clown.
Whitman throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Clown connects with a nice looking jab.
Whitman throws a head kick that misses
and Clown counters with a stiff right hand.
Whitman throws a sloppy head kick and Clown moves out of range easily.
A head kick misses from Whitman.
Whitman throws an off balance right hand
and Clown makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Buggy Clown dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.


Whitman takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Clown avoids the head kick by Whitman.
A head kick misses from Whitman.
Whitman tries a head kick but it misses.
Whitman slips a jab from Clown.
Whitman ducks right into an uppercut from Clown.
Whitman throws a series of punches but Clown moves out of range.
Whitman tries a head kick but it misses.
Clown bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Whitman misses with a two punch combination.
Whitman fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Whitman keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Clown.
Clown connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
A punch combination from Whitman misses.
Clown scores with a crisp jab that stopped Whitman in his tracks.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Clown.
Clown throws a shot from downtown. Whitman moves away and avoids it.
Whitman gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Clown tried to score with a low kick but Whitman checks it.
Whitman throws a sloppy head kick and Clown moves out of range easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Whitman on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Clown. Clown obviously looking to wear him down.
Whitman tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Clown jabs Whitman right on the nose. Whitman blinks but takes it well.
Whitman uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Clown.
Charles Whitman seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Whitman tries a head kick but it misses.
Donk. Clown catches Whitman right on the button with a cross.
Clown scores with a leg kick.
Clown lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Clown scores with a jab. Whitman acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Clown lands a jab.
Clown ducks right into an uppercut from Whitman.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
An inside leg kick lands from Clown.
Whitman throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Whitman throws a head kick but Clown moves out of range.
A slapping leg kick lands for Clown.
Whitman rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Clown moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Clown lands a head shot.
Whitman throws a body shot but no joy.
Clown connects with a crisp jab.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Whitman takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Clown misses with a looping left.
Charles Whitman is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Clown connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Whitman's hands.
Clown scores with a nice strike.
Whitman looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Whitman moves out of range as Clown strikes.
A head kick misses from Whitman.
Whitman throws a head kick but Clown moves out of range.
Whitman throws a lazy head kick
and Clown counters with a thumping low kick.
Whitman looks to land a left hand but Clown moved out of range nicely.
Good exchange - Clown coming out on top.
Clown connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Whitman's hands.

Clown gets the takedown into side control.
Clown landing with strikes to the head and body from side control.

Whitman is rocked!
Clown lands a knee to the body and a forearm to the face.
Oh Whitman is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Clown cracks Whitman with an elbow. That is naaassty.
Whitman is trying to buck Clown off.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Clown is looking to take a break and control but Whitman is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Whitman seems to have got his legs back now.
Clown landing with strikes to the head and body from side control.

Clown is trying to get an arm triangle but Whitman is defending well.
Whitman tries to improve position but can't.

Clown working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Whitman tries to escape but Clown is in control.
Clown working the head with strikes.
Whitman takes an elbow right on the bridge of the nose and winces in pain.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Clown is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Whitman knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
Clown is looking to take a break and control but Whitman is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Whitman is looking to work his way out of this bad position but Clown is controlling him well.
Whitman defending against the ground and pound.

Clown tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Whitman is working to avoid the ground and pound but Clown connects with a decent elbow.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Check out the look on Clown's face as he threw that strike - that's one determined fighter!
Clown lands a nice forearm strike.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Whitman tries to get back to half guard but can't.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Buggy Clown showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Whitman's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!


Whitman defending well as Clown loads up on a big left hand.
Whitman throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Whitman misses with a head kick.
Whitman throws a right hand that Clown ducks under and follows up with a left that Clown also avoids with ease.
Clown shoots for a double leg takedown but Whitman sprawls well. He's pushed Clown's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Whitman is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Clown.
Clown connects with a nice looking jab.
Whitman pulls out of a head kick attempt.

Clown shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Whitman's guard.
Clown working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Clown trying to control but Whitman is working from the bottom.
Buggy Clown has got the better of the ground game so far.
Whitman avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Clown stops Whitman from standing up.
Whitman has control of Clown's left arm, preventing Clown from doing any damage.
Clown trying to control but Whitman is working from the bottom.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Whitman wants to get back to his feet but Clown is in a dominant position and won't allow it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Clown slips nicely into half guard.
Whitman is trying to stand up here but Clown is controlling him well.
Clown landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Clown throwing shots but Whitman is blocking nicely.
Whitman blocking the ground and pound attempt from Clown.
Clown throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Clown stops Whitman from getting back to his feet.
Whitman is refusing to be controlled, as Clown sits in half guard.
Whitman is trying to stand back up but Clown is controlling him
Clown wants to pass the guard but Whitman is defending well.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Clown thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Whitman's head.

Clown is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Whitman regains full guard. Nicely done.
Clown won't allow Whitman to get back to his feet.
Whitman keeping full guard, as Clown tries to pass.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Whitman is looking to sweep but instead, Clown has passed into half guard.
Whitman is trying to stand.
Clown tries to pass the half guard into mount. Whitman knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Clown missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Clown missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Clown stops Whitman from getting back to his feet.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Clown lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Clown wants to take a breather but Whitman is having none of it.
Clown works his foot free and advances to mount.
Whitman is in a horrible position here. Clown smacks him with another shot as he tries to escape the position.
Clown is still in mount, landing shots to his trapped opponent. Whitman can't stay in a position like this for much longer.
Clown landing strikes, looking to finish!
Clown can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Whitman is looking to escape.
Clown lands a nice shot to the head.
Whitman sneaks a leg under to get to half guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Whitman wants to get back to his feet.
Clown throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Clown wants to pass the guard but Whitman is defending well.
Clown prevents Whitman from standing back up.

Clown seems to be looking for submissions.

Whitman looking for submissions off his back.
Whitman is trying to stand back up but Clown is controlling him
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Nice strikes from Clown there.
Charles Whitman has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Buggy Clown is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.

Whitman looking for submissions off his back.
Clown slows the pace down in half guard.

And that's the end of the fight!
Buggy Clown comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Clown winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge James Atkins scores the fight 27:30
Judge James Glass scores the fight 27:30
Judge Steven Brown scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Buggy Clown!

Buggy Clown seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
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Undercard bout

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kakka Parta (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Roberto Gomez Bollanos (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Parta comes to the cage accompanied by Slipknot - Psychosocial. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.



198 cm
26
245 lbs
13 - 5 - 0
196 cm
31
269 lbs
9 - 7 - 0
BJJ Brown Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin
Good wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Kakka Parta!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Roberto Gomez Bollanos!
The judges for this bout are Colin Fotheringham, Andrew Berry and James Glass.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Parta defending well as Bollanos loads up on a big left hand.
A left lands for Parta.
Bollanos swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Parta misses with a leg kick.
Parta lands with a shot to the body.
A swing and a miss from Parta.
Bollanos missing with a left hand there. Parta was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Parta throws a low kick, looking for Bollanos's leg but Bollanos calmly moves out of range.
Bollanos moves out of range as Parta strikes.
Parta throws the kick towards the body but Bollanos avoids it.
Parta throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Parta fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Bollanos is out of range.
A combination from Bollanos does no damage.
Parta misses with a body kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Parta looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Bollanos takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Parta throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Parta misses with a leg kick.
Parta throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Parta tries to clinch but Bollanos is having none of it.
Parta wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Parta waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Bollanos.
Parta swings away with a body shot that misses
and Bollanos counters with a stiff right hand.
Kakka Parta seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bollanos blocks a low kick nicely.
Parta misses the jab.
Bollanos avoids the head kick by Parta.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bollanos uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Parta.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Parta lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
The fighters circling - Parta throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Parta closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Parta fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Parta lands with a right hand.
Good leg kick by Parta there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Bollanos checks a low kick from Parta.
Parta throws a body kick that misses.
Bollanos loads up on a big right hand but Parta slips the punch.
Parta throws a leg kick that misses.
Nice cross by Parta.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Parta misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Bollanos.
Parta punishes Bollanos's body with a nice straight punch.
Parta tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Bollanos manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Parta wants to clinch
and Bollanos counters with a right hand to the body.
Parta takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Parta tries to clinch up but Bollanos circles away and keeps his distance.
Parta throws a leg kick but Bollanos sees it coming and moves out of range.
A lazy left from Parta finds it's target.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Bollanos takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Parta misses with a low kick as Bollanos jumps back.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Parta swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Parta connects with an inside leg kick.
Parta throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Bollanos bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Bollanos digs a good body shot into Parta's ribs.
Bollanos swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Some wild striking there from Parta.
Parta uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Bollanos.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Parta tries to score with a low kick but Bollanos moves his leg out of the way.
Parta on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Parta misses with a hook. Bollanos ducked under it nicely.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Kakka Parta dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!


Bollanos misses with a looping left.
Bollanos avoids a kick to the body.
A big right from Bollanos misses.
Kakka Parta is winning the standup battle so far.
Parta throws a leg kick that misses.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting Parta here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.
Parta wants to clinch
and Bollanos counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Parta falls off balance throwing a combination
and Bollanos counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Parta thinking.
Parta moves in looking to clinch but Bollanos pushes him off.
Parta misses with a body kick.
Bollanos blocks a head kick by Parta.
Parta moves out of range of the strikes.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bollanos moves out of range of the body kick.
Parta uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Bollanos.
Parta swings away with a body shot that misses
and Bollanos counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
An inside leg kick lands from Parta.
Bollanos misses with a hook.
Parta wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Bollanos scores with a sloppy right hand. Parta should have avoided that one.
Parta keeps Bollanos at a distance using the push kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Bollanos lands a slapping body shot.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Parta.
Parta scores with a sloppy right hand. Bollanos should have avoided that one.
A jab from Parta does it's job there.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bollanos blocks a jab.
Parta connects with a leg kick. Bollanos looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Bollanos tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Parta was well out of range. Poor timing from Bollanos.
Parta takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Parta uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Bollanos.
Parta throws a leg kick that is checked
letting Bollanos counter with a right hand.
Parta has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Parta there as he acknowledges the shot.
Parta throws the kick towards the body but Bollanos avoids it.
Parta walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Bollanos checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Parta, right into the meat.
Parta throws a right hand that misses
and Parta takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Parta defending well as Bollanos loads up on a big left hand.
Parta swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Bollanos counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Parta lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
A big right from Bollanos misses.
Parta ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Bollanos throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Parta throws out a leg kick but Bollanos moves out of range and Parta only half commits.
Bollanos swats away the attempt to clinch by Parta.
Bollanos clobbers Parta with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Parta pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Bollanos's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Parta rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Parta takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Parta tries a head kick but it misses.
A jab from Parta misses.
Bollanos throws a hook to the side of Parta's head but Parta sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Parta wants to clinch up but Bollanos keeps it at a distance.
Parta tries to grapple but his opponent circles
enabling Bollanos to counter with a crisp jab.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Bollanos throws an overhand right that lands on Parta's shoulder, as Parta tries to avoid the shot.
Parta throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Parta misses with a looping left.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Roberto Gomez Bollanos will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!


Nice body punch from Bollanos.
Bollanos throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Parta lands a nice leg kick that just misses Bollanos's sensitive parts.
Parta fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Bollanos checks it well.
Parta uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Bollanos.
Parta takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Parta connects with a solid leg kick.
Good leg kick by Parta there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Parta tries to work over Bollanos's front leg with a kick but Bollanos checks it.
Parta fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Parta fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Bollanos checks it well.
Bollanos steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Parta.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Parta moves in looking to clinch but Bollanos pushes him off.
Parta lands a head kick!
Parta is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Bollanos takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Parta.
Bollanos slips under a jab from Parta.
Parta tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Bollanos manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Bollanos is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Bollanos uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Parta.
Bollanos throws a body shot but no joy.
Parta misses with a straight left.
Good leg kick by Parta there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Parta has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Bollanos wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Bollanos blocks the body kick.
Bollanos throws a good cross that connects.
Parta throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Parta throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Parta drops his hands momentarily and Bollanos takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Parta swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Parta misses the shot to the body.
Parta scores with a nice strike.
Bollanos takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Parta misses with a head kick.
Parta works the jab nicely.
Parta pivots, looking for a leg kick but Bollanos is out of range and Parta settles back down.
A big right from Parta misses.
Parta takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Bollanos listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bollanos blocks a jab.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bollanos keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Parta takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
A nice leg kick lands there from Parta.
Parta moves in looking to clinch but Bollanos pushes him off.
Parta throws a right and a left that Bollanos avoids nicely.
Parta just misses with a punch to the body.
Bollanos digs a good hook to Parta's body.
Parta throws a leg kick but Bollanos checks it.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Bollanos avoids a kick to the body.
Parta takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Roberto Gomez Bollanos.
I think Bollanos has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Colin Fotheringham scores the fight 28:29
Judge Andrew Berry scores the fight 28:29
Judge James Glass scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Roberto Gomez Bollanos!

Roberto Gomez Bollanos bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.
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Undercard bout

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Evil Muno (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Evandro Brandao (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Brandao has chosen Tool - Forty Six & 2 as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!



205 cm
25
253 lbs
9 - 7 - 0
192 cm
24
265 lbs
6 - 6 - 0
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine
Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 7 - 0, fighting out of London, Evil Muno!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 6 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Evandro Brandao!
The judges for this bout are Donald Grub, James Atkins and Chris Edwards.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Brandao misses with a left hand
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Muno tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Muno throws a sloppy head kick and Brandao moves out of range easily.
Brandao throws a poor cross that misses
and Muno counters with a nice uppercut.
Brandao tries to clinch but Muno moves out of range.
Muno with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Brandao to score with a decent uppercut.

It looks like Evil Muno has been cut.
Muno misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Brandao tries to clinch but Muno moves out of range.
Muno slips under a jab.
Muno wants to land a leg kick but Brandao is out of range.
Brandao misses with a low kick as Muno jumps back.
Brandao on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Brandao swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Brandao is looking to clinch.
Brandao throws a push kick but Muno slaps the foot to one side.
Brandao has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Muno.
Brandao does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Muno lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Muno defending well as Brandao loads up on a big left hand.
A slow jab from Brandao misses its intended target.
A head kick misses from Muno.
Muno buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Brandao misses with a head kick.
A cross from Muno lands.
Muno avoids the body shot from Brandao.

Muno rushes Brandao and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Muno.
Brandao is trying to pull guard but Muno has him pressed against the cage.
A right handed body shot lands from Brandao.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Brandao has Muno pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Muno manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Brandao is looking for a takedown.
Evil Muno has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Evandro Brandao.

Muno's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Muno lands a nice looking kick to the body. Brandao takes a step back to recover.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Muno connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Muno connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
A head kick misses from Muno.
Muno with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Muno has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Placeholder name in the buildup to the fight.
Muno lands a leg kick that knocks Brandao off balance momentarily.
Brandao keeps the fight on the outside.
Muno fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Brandao manages to avoid it.
Muno scores with a three punch combo!
Brandao throws a head kick but Muno moves out of range.
Brandao takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Brandao looks winded!
A lazy left from Brandao finds it's target.
Muno lands a high kick!
Brandao misses with an uppercut.
A good leg kick by Muno.
A big right from Brandao misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A punch lands to the side of Brandao 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Muno stuffs the takedown attempt from Brandao. Brandao gets slowly back to his feet.
Muno misses with a head kick.
Muno misses with a head kick.
Muno scoring well with a low kick there.
Muno fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Brandao.
Muno thumps Brandao with a low kick.
Brandao avoids the head kick by Muno.
Muno scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Muno lands with a straight right. Brandao didn't see that one coming.
Muno pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Muno throws a quick inside leg kick.
Brandao wants to clinch up but Muno keeps it at a distance.

Muno takes the fight into the clinch.
Brandao blocks an uppercut.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Muno avoiding damage.

Brandao pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Muno showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Brandao.
A head kick from Muno lands but Brandao takes it in his stride.
Muno jabs at Brandao's body.
Brandao tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Evil Muno is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Muno thumps Brandao with a low kick.
Muno tries to clinch up.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Muno scores with a head kick.
Brandao throws out a loose jab but Muno uses good head movement to avoid it.
Brandao misses with a right hand
and Muno counters with a big head kick but Brandao shrugs it off.
An inside leg kick lands from Muno.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Evil Muno dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Evil Muno's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.


Brandao takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Brandao blocks a head kick by Muno.
A nice inside leg kick there by Muno. That's going to slow Brandao down.

Muno lands a big head kick that sends Brandao tumbling to the mat! Muno takes a step backwards and waves Brandao back to his feet - he wants the finish!

Brandao is rocked!
Muno is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.

Muno clinches up against the cage.
Brandao is still on wobbly legs! Can Muno finish him?
Brandao misses with a hook from the clinch.
Brandao seems to have recovered his senses.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Muno creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Brandao is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
Muno is trying to break the clinch but Brandao is controlling him.
Muno lands a right hand.
Brandao fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Brandao lands an elbow that stopped Muno in his tracks for a moment.

Muno manages to break the clinch.
Muno is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Muno pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Brandao takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Brandao on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Muno. Muno obviously looking to wear him down.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Muno throws a head kick but Brandao moves out of range.
Muno stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Muno wants it to stay on the feet.
Brandao is breathing heavily.
Muno lands with a thumping leg kick.
Muno digs a good hook to Brandao's body.

Brandao tries to keep at a distance but Muno has taken the fight into the clinch.
Brandao's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.

Muno breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Brandao with a hook.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Muno, right into the meat.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A chopping leg kick lands by Muno.
Brandao takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Brandao walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Muno fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Brandao has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
A cross from Muno lands.
Muno chopping away at his opponent's legs.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Muno lands a nice leg kick that just misses Brandao's sensitive parts.
Muno throws a right hand that Brandao ducks under and follows up with a left that Brandao also avoids with ease.
Muno connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.

Muno drops Brandao with a beautiful combination! Brandao stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Muno is looking for the KO!

It looks like Evandro Brandao has been cut.
Muno throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Muno scores with a spinning back kick!
Muno cracks the inside of Brandao's front leg.
Muno tries to clinch but Brandao is having none of it.
Evil Muno is winning the standup battle so far.
Brandao looks to throw the jab but Muno is out of range.
Muno pushes Brandao away with a front kick.
Muno fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Nice uppercut lands for Muno. That snapped Brandao's head back.
Brandao takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Muno feints and then cracks Brandao's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Brandao down.
Muno cracks Brandao with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Brandao misses with a straight right.
Muno is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Brandao can do to turn this around?
Muno ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Muno lands a big head kick that sends Brandao to the canvas! Muno follows up with strikes from the mount that forces the ref to step in and stop the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:14 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Evil Muno!
Evil Muno was full of energy after the big win and talked about how he thinks he can do big things in this sport. The crowd were appreciative of his determination to succeed.
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Undercard bout

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Heinz Doofenshmirtz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Reijo Rento (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!



190 cm
25
245 lbs
10 - 3 - 0
205 cm
25
280 lbs
8 - 7 - 0
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine
Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Granite chin


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 3 - 0, fighting out of London, Heinz Doofenshmirtz!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Reijo Rento!
The judges for this bout are Colin Fotheringham, Sam Margolis and Chris Edwards.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A good leg kick by Doofenshmirtz.
Doofenshmirtz swings for the body but Rento moves out of range.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a takedown attempt - Rento sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Rento checks a leg kick.
Rento tries to clinch up but Doofenshmirtz circles away and keeps his distance.
Crunch! Doofenshmirtz slams his shin into Rento's torso.

Doofenshmirtz scores with a takedown into Rento's guard.
Rento told us pre-fight that he has been working on his escapes in training. Let's see if he can call on some of his new skills to get back to his feet.
Doofenshmirtz with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Rento avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Doofenshmirtz won't allow Rento to sweep him here.

Doofenshmirtz thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Rento looking for a sweep. Not yet Rento, not yet.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Doofenshmirtz throwing strikes but missing.
Rento can't keep his opponent in guard - Doofenshmirtz advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Rento is pressing down on Doofenshmirtz's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Doofenshmirtz throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Rento works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Rento looking to hit a scissor sweep but Doofenshmirtz is one step ahead there.
Doofenshmirtz stands and throws Rento's legs to the side, diving into side control.
Rento is looking for a sweep.
Doofenshmirtz landing with strikes to the head and body from side control.
Rento is trying to improve his position.
Doofenshmirtz cracks Rento with a big elbow.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Doofenshmirtz lands an elbow.

Doofenshmirtz tries for a kimura but Rento is defending well.
Rento managing to avoid any damage from the strikes thrown by Doofenshmirtz.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz landing strikes.
What's Rento going to do here then? He's in a bit of a pickle.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Doofenshmirtz in side control lands a nice looking series of punches and elbows.

Doofenshmirtz tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Doofenshmirtz has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!

Doofenshmirtz is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Rento is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
Rento is looking for a sweep.

Doofenshmirtz looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
Rento is working to avoid the ground and pound but Doofenshmirtz connects with a decent elbow.
Rento tries to improve position but can't.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Doofenshmirtz swings around for an armbar but Rento sees it coming a mile off and turns beautifully into Doofenshmirtz's guard.

Doofenshmirtz has thrown up a leg looking for a triangle. Rento doesn't defend quickly enough and Doofenshmirtz has managed to lock this one up! Can Rento escape?! NO! He's tapping out! Damn, that was a quick submission - congrats to Doofenshmirtz on a fantastic submission victory.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:24 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Heinz Doofenshmirtz!
Heinz Doofenshmirtz seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
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Undercard bout

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Donnito Mustacho (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and MC Wisk (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?



195 cm
23
215 lbs
7 - 1 - 0
191 cm
25
213 lbs
8 - 3 - 0
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine
Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the light heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Donnito Mustacho!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, MC Wisk!
The judges for this bout are James Ackerman, Steven Brown and Donald Grub.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wisk throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Wisk connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Wisk thumps Mustacho with a low kick.
Wisk misses with a body shot.
Mustacho keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Mustacho lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Wisk at a distance.
Mustacho jabs at Wisk's body.
Wisk will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
A punch lands to the side of Wisk 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Wisk takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Wisk on the wrong end of a nice hook.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Mustacho throws a looping overhand right but Wisk ducks down to avoid it.
Mustacho looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Mustacho, right into the meat.
Mustacho connects with a looping right hand.
Mustacho throws a wild body kick that Wisk sees coming a mile off.
Mustacho connects with an inside leg kick.
Wisk misses the shot to the body.
Mustacho fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Wisk.
Wisk throws a body shot but no joy.
Wisk pulls out of a head kick attempt.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wisk swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Mustacho.
Wisk lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Mustacho circles away quickly and effectively.
MC Wisk seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A solid body kick from Mustacho.
Good work by Mustacho as he checks the leg kick.
Mustacho throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Mustacho feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Wisks jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Wisk slips a straight right by Mustacho.
Wisk throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Mustacho stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Mustacho tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Wisk was well out of range. Poor timing from Mustacho.
Mustacho misses with a hook.
Mustacho throws a head kick but Wisk moves out of range.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Mustacho - that will leave a mark!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Mustacho misses with a body shot.
A telegraphed right hand from Mustacho misses the target.
Wisk throws a wild body kick that Mustacho sees coming a mile off.
Wisk throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
An inside leg kick from Wisk misses.
Wisk cracks Mustacho with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wisk scores with a shot to the body.
Mustacho blocks a head kick by Wisk.
Wisk misses the shot to the body.
Wisk connects with a solid leg kick.
Wisk swings for the body but Mustacho moves out of range.
Mustacho scores with a head kick. Wisk tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Wisk tries to land a body kick

and Mustacho moves into the clinch.
Mustacho working aggressively here.

Wisk pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
A bone on bone clash there as Mustacho blocks the leg kick.
Wisk scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Wisk smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Mustacho will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Mustacho changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Wisk misses with a leg kick.
Wisk scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
A clash of legs there as Wisk blocks the low kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wisk takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Wisk misses with an uppercut.
Wisk takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Wisk throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Mustacho tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Wisk was well out of range. Poor timing from Mustacho.
Wisk takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Wisk drops his hands momentarily and Mustacho takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Mustacho takes a swing at Wisk's ribcage but misses.
Wisk dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Mustacho keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Wisk jabs at Mustacho's body.
A head kick misses from Wisk.
Mustacho looks to score with a jab to the body but Wisk is just out of range.
Mustacho on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Mustacho keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Wisk throws a leg kick but Mustacho moved away.
Mustacho throws a push kick but Wisk slaps the foot to one side.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mustacho uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Wisk.
Wisk ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Mustacho moves away.
Wisk misses with a low kick.
Wisk misses with a body kick.
Wisk misses with a low kick.
Wisk looks to throw the jab but Mustacho is out of range.
Mustacho misses with a low kick as Wisk jumps back.
Mustacho dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Wisk. That did some damage!
Wisk checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Wisk throws a leg kick
and Mustacho counters with a left to the body.
Mustacho tries a head kick but it misses.
Mustacho fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Wisk manages to avoid it.
Mustacho throws a looping overhand right but Wisk ducks down to avoid it.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Wisk misses with a body kick.
Mustacho throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Wisk takes a swing at Mustacho's ribcage but misses.
Wisk takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Donnito Mustacho will probably get the nod.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.


Mustacho takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Mustacho throws a shot from downtown. Wisk moves away and avoids it.
Mustacho with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Wisk throws a wild body kick that Mustacho sees coming a mile off.
Wisk walks forward, straight into a front kick from Mustacho.
Wisk looks to land a body kick but Mustacho moved away.
Mustacho keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Wisk cracks a nice hook into Mustacho's ribs.
Mustacho finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Wisk doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Good work by Mustacho as he checks the leg kick.
Wisk looks to score with a jab to the body but Mustacho is just out of range.
Mustacho looks for the body kick but Wisk saw that one coming.
Nice uppercut lands for Mustacho. That snapped Wisk's head back.
Wisk throws a leg kick but Mustacho checks it.
Wisk is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Mustacho rather than just go for the knockout.
Mustacho lands a jab to Wisk's midsection.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Mustacho - that will leave a mark!
Mustacho throws a body shot but no joy.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wisk tries to land a leg kick but Mustacho saw it coming and moves away.
Mustacho on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
The fighters circle momentarily. Mustacho darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Mustacho with a jab.

Wisk pushes Mustacho up against the cage in a clinch.

Wisk escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Mustacho dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Wisk tests Mustacho's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Mustacho. Wisk shrugs it off though.
A leg kick checked by Wisk.
Mustacho moves out of range as Wisk throws a body kick.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Mustacho blocks a jab.
Mustacho checks a low kick from Wisk.
Mustacho misses the shot to the body.
Mustacho throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mustacho fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Wisk manages to avoid it.
A looping hook to the body misses from Mustacho. Wisk does a little dance to reset his feet.
Mustacho motions for Wisk to come forward. Mustacho throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Wisk throws a body kick that misses.
Wisk throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Mustacho connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Mustacho goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Wisk throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Mustacho fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Wisk manages to avoid it.
Mustacho throws a head kick that misses.
Mustacho checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Wisk misses with a body shot.
Mustacho ducks under a wild hook from Wisk.
Wisk blocks a head kick by Mustacho.
Mustacho swings for the body but Wisk moves out of range.
Nice shot lands for Mustacho.
Wisk lands with a thumping leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mustacho takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Mustacho lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Wisk misses with a kick to the body.
Mustacho shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Wisk scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Wisk throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
A good leg kick by Wisk.
Wisk throws a body punch but Mustacho moves out of range.
Mustacho throws a wild body kick that Wisk sees coming a mile off.
Nice defenses there by Mustacho.
Some bone on bone action there as Mustacho checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Mustacho ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Wisk has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Mustacho.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Wisk.
Mustacho staying out of range there.
Wisk moves out of range of the strikes.
A head kick misses from Wisk.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mustacho scores with a push kick.
Wisk on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Wisk is breathing heavily.
Mustacho clobbers Wisk with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
A good leg kick by Mustacho.
Wisk changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Mustacho keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Wisk misses with a body kick.
Mustacho takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Mustacho lands a really nice looking cross but Wisk seems unphased.
Mustacho tries to clinch but Wisk is having none of it.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Mustacho.
Mustacho misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Wisk is looking to chop away at Mustacho's legs.
Mustacho moves in looking to clinch but Wisk pushes him off.
Wisk thows a leg kick but Mustacho checks it

and Mustacho moves into the clinch.
Wisk lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but MC Wisk will probably get the nod - 10:9.
That's time! Back to the action!


Mustacho tries to land a front kick but Wisk steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Wisk clobbers Mustacho with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Mustacho scores with a hook to the body. Wisk takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Mustacho drops his hands momentarily and Wisk takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
A bone on bone clash there as Mustacho blocks the leg kick.
Wisk lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Mustacho at a distance.
Wisk takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Wisk throws a hook to the side of Mustacho's head but Mustacho sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Mustacho takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Mustacho throws a body shot but no joy.
Wisk cracks the inside of Mustacho's front leg.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Wisk tries to move into range but Mustacho moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Wisk just misses with a punch to the body.
Wisk swings for the body but Mustacho moves out of range.
Mustacho throws a lazy right hand but Wisk sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Wisk doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Mustacho looks to score with a jab to the body but Wisk is just out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wisk takes a kick to the side of the head.
Wisk goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Wisk on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Wisk's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Wisk.
A clash of legs there as Mustacho blocks the low kick.
Wisk just misses with a punch to the body.
Mustacho misses with a straight left.
Wisk takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Nice jab there from Wisk.
Mustacho misses with a kick to the body.
Mustacho blocks the body kick.
Wisk misses with a low kick.
Wisk misses with a body shot.
Wisk scores with a hook.
Mustacho blocks a head kick by Wisk.
A nice leg kick lands there from Wisk.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Mustacho wants to clinch up but Wisk keeps it at a distance.
Mustacho uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Wisk.
Wisk looks to score with a jab to the body but Mustacho is just out of range.
Wisk feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Mustacho's calf.
Mustacho moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
An inside leg kick from Mustacho misses.
Wisk pivots, looking for a leg kick but Mustacho is out of range and Wisk settles back down.
A head kick misses from Mustacho.
Nice shot lands for Wisk.
Mustacho lands a nice looking kick to the body. Wisk takes a step back to recover.
Wisk lands a jab to Mustacho's midsection.
Mustacho takes a shot right to the bread basket.
A leg kick checked by Wisk.
Mustacho lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mustacho lunges at Wisk with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Wisk's hand.
Mustacho lands a jab.
Mustacho lands with a thumping leg kick.
Wisk takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Wisk throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Wisk displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Mustacho throws out the jab.
MC Wisk seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Wisk lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Mustacho throws a wild body kick that Wisk sees coming a mile off.
Wisk misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Mustacho.
A big left from Wisk misses.
Wisk showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Mustacho.
Wisk throws a right hand that misses
and Mustacho counters with a low kick, right behind Wisk 's knee.
Wisk misses with a body kick.
A head kick misses from Mustacho.
Wisk punishes Mustacho's body with a nice straight punch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wisk lands with a thumping leg kick.
Wisk throws a hook but Mustacho avoids it easily.
Wisk throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Mustacho.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Wisk checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Wisk lands a nice leg kick that just misses Mustacho's sensitive parts.
Mustacho throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Wisk connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Wisk takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Mustacho blocks a head kick by Wisk.
Mustacho takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
A bone on bone clash there as Wisk blocks the leg kick.
Nice uppercut there from Mustacho.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Wisk checks a leg kick.
Mustacho is looking to land body kicks.
Wisk takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Crunch! Mustacho slams his shin into Wisk's torso.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close third round but MC Wisk just about did enough to take it.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.


Wisk keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Wisk throws out a loose jab but Mustacho uses good head movement to avoid it.
Wisk tries to work over Mustacho's front leg with a kick but Mustacho checks it.
Mustacho has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Wisk finds it's way round the side to connect with Mustacho's head.
Mustacho displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Wisk throws out the jab.
Mustacho throws a sloppy head kick
and Wisk counters with a nice body shot.
Wisk keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Mustacho.
Mustacho attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Mustacho connects with a solid leg kick.
Mustacho walks into a jab.
Mustacho throws a looping overhand right but Wisk ducks down to avoid it.
Wisk misses with a body kick.
Wisk ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Mustacho moves away.
Mustacho takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Mustacho on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Mustacho uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Wisk.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Mustacho moves into range and clinches up with Wisk.
Mustacho lands with a light punch inside.
Mustacho blocks a body shot from Wisk.
Mustacho throws a head punch that misses.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Wisk.
A right handed body shot lands from Mustacho.
Wisk blocks a body shot from Mustacho.
A body shot lands from Mustacho.
A shot in the inside from Mustacho.
Wisk tries to throw a body punch but Mustacho avoids it by throwing Wisk back against the cage.
A right handed body shot lands from Wisk.
Mustacho lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Wisk is absolutely dripping with sweat - he looks exhausted.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Mustacho misses with a punch to the body.
Wisk blocks an uppercut.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mustacho goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Mustacho lands with a light punch inside.
Mustacho doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Mustacho misses with a body punch.
Mustacho misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Mustacho prevents Wisk from breaking the clinch.
Mustacho blocking some punches.
Wisk is trying to break the clinch but Mustacho is controlling him.
Mustacho has a couple of punches blocked by Wisk.
Wisk tries to land knees in the clinch but Mustacho avoids the damage to the body.
Wisk can't find room to land a body shot as Mustacho controls the action.
Wisk swings wildly with an uppercut but Mustacho uses good head movement to avoid it.
Mustacho scores with an uppercut up the middle.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wisk is trying to break the clinch but Mustacho is controlling him.
Mustacho swings wildly with an uppercut but Wisk uses good head movement to avoid it.
Wisk tries to land knees in the clinch but Mustacho avoids the damage to the body.
Wisk swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Wisk is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Mustacho swings wildly with an uppercut but Wisk uses good head movement to avoid it.
Wisk stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Wisk softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Wisk wants to break free but Mustacho has control.
Donnito Mustacho has scored more points in the clinch so far.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Wisk pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Good work by Wisk as he checks the leg kick.
Both fighters circling a little - Wisk finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Mustacho lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Wisk has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Wisk and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.

Mustacho gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.

Wisk pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Mustacho misses the jab.
An inside leg kick from Mustacho misses.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Mustacho jabs Wisk right on the nose. Wisk blinks but takes it well.
Mustacho looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Wisk stuns Mustacho with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Mustacho uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Wisk.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Good work by Mustacho as he checks the leg kick.
Wisk stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Good work by Mustacho as he checks the leg kick.
Mustacho has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Wisk.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close fourth round but MC Wisk will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!


Wisk takes one to the side of the head.
Mustacho uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Wisk.
Mustacho steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Wisk. That one must have hurt.
Wisk misses with an attempted mid kick.
Mustacho does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Wisk just misses with a punch to the body.
Wisk turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Wisk avoids the head kick by Mustacho.
Mustacho checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Mustacho throws a hook to the side of Wisk's head but Wisk sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Mustacho misses with an attempted mid kick.
Mustacho throws a push kick but Wisk slaps the foot to one side.
Mustacho darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Mustacho digs a good body shot into Wisk's ribs.
Wisk has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Mustacho tries to close the distance and clinch up but Wisk swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Wisk comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wisk connects with a leg kick. Mustacho looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Both of our modern day gladiators look out of it here - a gruelling 5 rounds of action taking it's toll on them, no doubt.
Wisk moves out of range of the body kick from Mustacho.
A shot to the liver by Wisk. Beautiful body shot.
A big left from Wisk misses.
Wisk tries to land a front kick but Mustacho steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Wisk connects with a high kick.
Wisk takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Wisk throws a wild body kick that Mustacho sees coming a mile off.
Wisk throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Mustacho looks to land a body kick but Wisk moved away.
Wisk takes a swing at Mustacho's ribcage but misses.
Wisk missing with a left hand there. Mustacho was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Wisk lands with a nice body punch.
Wisk tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Mustacho was well out of range. Poor timing from Wisk.
Mustacho throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Mustacho throws a body shot but no joy.
Donnito Mustacho has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
MC Wisk is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mustacho swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Wisk.
Mustacho checks a leg kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Wisk tries to land a front kick but Mustacho steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Wisk fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Mustacho on the side of the head.
Wisk throws a hook but Mustacho blocks it.
Mustacho with a jab.
Mustacho jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Wisk on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Nice jab there from Wisk.
Wisk moves out of range of the strikes.
Wisk lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Wisk lands a leg kick that knocks Mustacho off balance momentarily.
Mustacho misses with a body shot.
Wisk avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Wisk misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Mustacho.
Mustacho is looking to land body kicks.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Wisk.
Mustacho scores with a kick to the midsection.
Wisk throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Wisk tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Mustacho was well out of range. Poor timing from Wisk.
Wisk uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Mustacho.
Wisk misses with a kick to the body.
Mustacho finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Mustacho fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Mustacho on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Wisk pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Mustacho lands a nice looking body shot.
Wisk throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Wisk lands with a shot to the body.
Wisk keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Mustacho with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mustacho throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Mustacho lands a jab to the nose.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Mustacho tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Good leg kick by Mustacho there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Mustacho is looking to land body kicks.
Wisk takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Mustacho walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Wisk checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
A solid leg kick lands there for Wisk.
A slapping leg kick lands for Wisk.
Mustacho has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Wisk.
Wisk lands a jab to Mustacho's midsection.
Mustacho throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Wisk lands with a thumping leg kick.
Wisk ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Wisk throws a front kick aimed at Mustacho's knee but Mustacho avoids it well.
Mustacho waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Wisk.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to MC Wisk.
I think Wisk has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge James Ackerman scores the fight 46:50
Judge Steven Brown scores the fight 49:47
Judge Donald Grub scores the fight 46:49

In favor of your winner, by split decision... MC Wisk!

MC Wisk is the new light heavyweight champion!
MC Wisk decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
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Co-main event

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Brian Burns (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Cain Cormeir (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Burns's entrance music is Rock Master Scott & The Dynamic Three - The Roof Is On Fire. A fine choice. Cormeir is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by -N- The Bay. This should be a great matchup!



193 cm
24
215 lbs
10 - 3 - 0
185 cm
32
227 lbs
15 - 6 - 0
BJJ Red Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin
Olympic wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Brian Burns!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Cain Cormeir!
The judges for this bout are Paul Tew, Daniel Bishop and Donald Grub.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Cormeir shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.
Cormeir trying to control the position from guard on top but Burns is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Burns looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Cormeir in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Cormeir trying to control but Burns is working from the bottom.
Cormeir missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Cormeir postures up in Burns's guard and throws a big left but Burns blocks it.
Burns not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Cormeir trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Cormeir must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Burns trying to keep a closed guard but Cormeir is proving a slippery customer.
Burns utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cormeir tries to free his leg and advance position but Burns is retaining full guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Cormeir is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Cormeir trying to control the position from guard on top but Burns is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Cormeir looking to pass the guard.
Cormeir postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Cormeir throwing strikes from guard but Burns blocks nicely.
Cormeir throwing strikes but missing.
Cormeir landing with the ground and pound.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cormeir trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Cormeir postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Burns avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Cormeir throwing strikes from guard but Burns blocks nicely.
Cormeir distracts Burns with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Cormeir throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Burns keeping moving, preventing Cormeir from controlling successfully.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Burns is on top in guard.
Burns trying to control but Cormeir is working from the bottom.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cormeir looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Burns looking to pass the guard.
Cormeir wants to sweep but no luck.
Burns trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Burns wants to control from the top but Cormeir keeps moving.
Burns is stalling in the full guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Burns trying to control but Cormeir is working from the bottom.
Burns looking to pass the guard.

Burns postures up as if he's going to throw some strikes but drops back for an ankle! Cormeir is in big trouble! He looks ready to tap! But no, he's escaped and dives on top of Burns, into his guard.
Cormeir throws a strike but Burns rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Cain Cormeir dominated that round.
That's time! Burns's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.


Cormeir stuffs the takedown attempt from Burns. Burns gets slowly back to his feet.
Burns fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Cormeir avoids it really well and circles away.
Cormeir misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Burns throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Cormeir's waist but Cormeir gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Burns off to one side.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Brian Burns. That's going to take a lot out of him.

Cormeir dives in and scores a takedown into Burns's guard.

Burns is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Cormeir is aware though and is defending well.
Burns is trying to control the position but Cormeir postures up.
Cormeir throws a strike but Burns rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.
Cormeir controlling Burns's posture.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Burns pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Cormeir is keeping the position for now.

Burns drops back for a leg but he's not going to get it - he lets go and Cormeir dives on top into guard.
Cormeir working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Burns's head.
Cormeir pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Burns is keeping the position for now.
Cormeir is looking to work some ground and pound but Burns has wrist control.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cormeir is looking to work some ground and pound but Burns has wrist control.
Cormeir throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Burns works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Burns wants to sweep here but Cormeir controlling him for the moment.
Cormeir pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Burns is keeping the position for now.
Cormeir throwing strikes from guard but Burns blocks nicely.
Cormeir trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cormeir trying to control but Burns is working from the bottom.
Cormeir in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Burns looking to sweep here. No luck so far.

Burns throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Burns avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Cain Cormeir has got the better of the ground game so far.
Cormeir works over Burns with some ground and pound from guard.
Cormeir loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Cormeir wants to control from the top but Burns keeps moving.
Burns looking to hit a scissor sweep but Cormeir is one step ahead there.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Burns preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Cormeir stands up over Burns, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Cormeir looking to pass the guard.
Cormeir throwing strikes but missing.
Cormeir wants to control from the top but Burns keeps moving.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Cormeir is in a good position here but he's just trying to control... And he's not even managing to do that successfully.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Cain Cormeir showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!



Cormeir shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in side control! That's better than Cormeir was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
Cormeir throwing strikes but missing, from side control.
Burns defending against the ground and pound.
An elbow from Cormeir crashes against the mat.
Cormeir scoring with punches and elbows.
Cormeir creates some space and throws a big elbow, but Burns sees it coming and moves his head just enough to avoid the strike.
Burns is looking to regain half guard here but Cormeir keeps moving and retains side control.
Cormeir lands a knee to the body and follows it up with some ground and pound to the head. That will wear Burns down.
Cormeir throws a strike aimed at the side of Burns's head but Burns avoids it well.
Burns is trying to control Cormeir's posture but Cormeir avoids it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cormeir throws a strike aimed at the side of Burns's head but Burns avoids it well.
An elbow from Cormeir crashes against the mat.
Cormeir working the ground and pound but he's contacting the mat, not the fighter.
Cormeir creates some space and throws a big elbow, but Burns sees it coming and moves his head just enough to avoid the strike.
Cormeir working away diligently from side control. Landing strikes effectively there - that will score him some points on the judges scorecards.
Burns dodges the ground and pound from Cormeir.
Burns is not content to let Cormeir control the position.
Cormeir landing strikes.
Brian Burns has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
My spies in Silverback MMA Academy (Elite + Sauna & 160VM) inform me that Cormeir has been getting involved in the gym's BJJ sparring sessions. Let's see whether that pays dividends!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cormeir scores with a couple of nice shots to the head there. The referee takes a look at Burns to see if he's OK.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Burns manages to get back to half guard.

Cormeir is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Burns has managed to free his arm - good work.
Burns tries to get to full guard but Cormeir has control of the leg.
Burns is trying to control but can't.
Cormeir thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Cormeir connects with a nice short shot to Burns's temple.
Cormeir works his way into full mount!
Burns tries to reverse the position but Cormeir maintains control.
Cormeir has his opponent pinned against the cage, landing some nasty ground and pound that is really making a bit of a mess out of Burns's face.
Cormeir lands with some strikes.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Cormeir looking to finish Burns with some ground and pound. This is bad for Burns!
Burns tries to reverse the position but Cormeir maintains control.
Cormeir lands a nice shot to the head.
Cormeir lands a shot to the body, followed up by a shot to the exposed head of his trapped opponent.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Burns working to try and regain half guard.
Burns takes a big shot to the head but keeps on trying to improve his position.

Burns is rocked!
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Cormeir connects with a bit shot that sees Burns covering up! More strikes from Cormeir and the referee jumps in to stop the fight! Cormeir is our winner by TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:36 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Cain Cormeir!
During a confident post fight interview, Cain Cormeir thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
Brian Burns spoke after the fight, saying 'Hats off to my opponent. He was better tonight. I hope we meet again in the future.'.
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Main event

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Dr John Zoidberg (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kristus Koistinen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kristus Koistinen will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.



178 cm
31
185 lbs
10 - 6 - 0
191 cm
24
173 lbs
12 - 4 - 2
Great wrestler
Solid boxing
Cardio machine
Excellent grappler
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 6 - 0, fighting out of London, Dr John Zoidberg!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 4 - 2, fighting out of Helsinki, Kristus Koistinen!
The judges for this bout are William Gold, James Atkins and Richard Clark.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Koistinen throws a sloppy head kick and Zoidberg moves out of range easily.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Koistinen.
A leg kick checked by Zoidberg.
Koistinen misses with a straight right.
Zoidberg gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Koistinen throws a low kick, looking for Zoidberg's leg but Zoidberg calmly moves out of range.
Nice uppercut there from Koistinen.
Koistinen thuds his right hand into Zoidberg's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
A telegraphed right hand from Zoidberg misses the target.

Zoidberg shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in side control! That's better than Zoidberg was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Sloppy strikes there by Zoidberg.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Zoidberg trying to control the position but Koistinen is working away.
Koistinen is not in a great position here, taking some shots.
Koistinen on the wrong end of some ground and pound.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Koistinen is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
Zoidberg throws a strike aimed at the side of Koistinen's head but Koistinen avoids it well.
Zoidberg lands a knee to the body and a forearm to the face.
Koistinen tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Koistinen is trying to control Zoidberg's posture but Zoidberg avoids it.
Zoidberg working the ground and pound but Koistinen is defending the strikes.
Koistinen avoids any damage from the ground and pound of Zoidberg.
Koistinen taking punishment in the form of punches.
Koistinen is trying to improve his position.
Zoidberg wants to lay and pray for a moment but Koistinen keeps working.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg misses with the ground and pound.
Koistinen is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Zoidberg scores with punches from side control.
Koistinen holding on.
We've been hearing that Zoidberg has been drilling a lot of ground and pound in training, so let's see if he get the finish.
Zoidberg creates a bit of distance and throws down some hard shots.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Koistinen tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Zoidberg wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Koistinen is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.
Koistinen is trying to get back to full guard.
Zoidberg missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Zoidberg with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.
Koistinen is staying active underneath Zoidberg, who seems content to just control the action from this position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Koistinen wants to control but Zoidberg is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Zoidberg perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
Koistinen has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Zoidberg is working away from the top position though.

It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
Koistinen lets loose with a powerful body kick. Zoidberg will feel that in the morning.
Koistinen throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Koistinen throws a low kick but Zoidberg avoids it.
Zoidberg takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Zoidberg connects with a single shot there.
Zoidberg keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Koistinen.
Good leg kick by Koistinen there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Zoidberg slips a jab from Koistinen.
Zoidberg thows a leg kick but Koistinen checks it
and Koistinen counters with a nice body shot.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Koistinen, right into the meat.
Koistinen throws a looping overhand right but Zoidberg ducks down to avoid it.
Koistinen lands a jab to Zoidberg's midsection.
Koistinen takes a swing at Zoidberg's ribcage but misses.
Koistinen lunges at Zoidberg with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Zoidberg's hand.
Koistinen throws a leg kick but Zoidberg moved away.
Koistinen throws a body kick that misses.
Kristus Koistinen seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Zoidberg misses with a hook. Koistinen ducked under it nicely.
Zoidberg uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Koistinen.
Zoidberg misses with a lunging right hand
and Koistinen cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A leg kick checked by Koistinen.
Zoidberg ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Koistinen moves away.
Koistinen has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Koistinen tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Zoidberg is able to avoid easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Kristus Koistinen will probably get the nod.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!


Zoidberg takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Koistinen connects with a leg kick. Zoidberg looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Zoidberg tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Koistinen was well out of range. Poor timing from Zoidberg.
Koistinen misses with an uppercut

and Zoidberg counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
Zoidberg is pressing down on Koistinen's thigh, looking to free his foot. Koistinen is holding on for now.
Zoidberg not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
Koistinen is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Koistinen wants to control but Zoidberg is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Zoidberg thows a huge punch but Koistinen dodges it nicely.
Koistinen avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Zoidberg.
Koistinen is refusing to be controlled, as Zoidberg sits in half guard.
Koistinen has found himself in a tricky position here. He's been working his transitions in training so let's see if he can work his way out of it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Koistinen wants to get back to full guard.
Zoidberg looks to land a strike but Koistinen avoids it nicely and regains full guard.
Koistinen working a defensive guard here.

Koistinen working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Zoidberg doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Zoidberg manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Koistinen wants to control but Zoidberg passes easily into half guard.
Koistinen is looking for a sweep. Zoidberg is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg scoring with strikes to the body and head.

Koistinen looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Zoidberg is looking to take a break and control but Koistinen is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Koistinen is trying to maintain the position but Zoidberg is very close to passing his half guard.
Zoidberg content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.
Zoidberg thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Koistinen's head.
Zoidberg landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Zoidberg has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Koistinen wants to control but Zoidberg is having none of it.
Zoidberg scoring with some good ground and pound from mount here. Will he manage to finish Koistinen?
Zoidberg lands a big shot there that rocks Koistinen but he's holding on and managing to survive for now.
The crowd growing excited in anticipation of a finish here! Right on cue, Zoidberg cracks his opponent with a massive right hand that draws loud cheers!
Koistinen can't escape the position.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Zoidberg in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.
Zoidberg looking to finish Koistinen with some ground and pound. This is bad for Koistinen!

Koistinen is rocked!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg lands a heavy elbow.
Koistinen is still in real trouble! Can Zoidberg finish him?
Zoidberg wants to control the pace but Koistinen is squirming around nicely.
Zoidberg landing shots from mount.
Zoidberg postures up and throws a massive shot that knocks Koistinen out cold! Two more strikes to his unconscious opponent for good luck and this one is all over! Zoidberg goes absolutely crazy with his corner! Wow, you can see how much that win means to him!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:31 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Dr John Zoidberg!
An out of breath and clearly excited Dr John Zoidberg thanked KAISER Nutrition (160!/220$) for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).
S C
A
G S C
B
G S C G energy
A | B
hype
A | B
pop
A | B
mgr
A | B
FIGHT
RATING
54%

 

 
 
 
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