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The Island Season 5, 265 lbs, Round 2 PBP Commentary |
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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Michael Campion (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Keola Fatu (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Michael Campion has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Michael Campion!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
10 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Keola Fatu!
The judges for this bout are David Hoff, Dirk Anderson and Sandra Marshall.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Campion shoots in and drives through. Fatu sprawls well.
Fatu defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Campion.
Campion gets a double leg takedown into Fatu's guard.
Fatu seems keen to control Campion's posture.
Campion with a nice head shot there.
Campion loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Campion with a nice head shot there.
Campion tries to free his leg and advance position but Fatu is retaining full guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Fatu avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Fatu wants to sweep but no luck.
Campion is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Campion postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Campion is holding a leg here, probably looking for an ankle lock - he drops back and goes for it! Fatu is in trouble! Is it all over??? No! Fatu has escaped and now he's on top!
Campion wants to stand and escape but Fatu is having none of it.
Campion is in a tricky position. We've heard reports from his gym mates at Rabid Dog that he's been drilling escapes, so let's see if he can get back to his feet.
Campion wants to sweep here but Fatu controlling him for the moment.
Campion is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Fatu advances position into side control!
Campion tries to bench press Fatu off him but Fatu keeps the position.
Fatu scoring with punches from side control.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fatu working the body and head with strikes.
The strikes coming from Fatu are missing the target in this wave of attacks.
Fatu lands a nice forearm strike.
Campion is working to avoid the ground and pound but Fatu connects with a decent elbow.
Campion is rocked!
Campion has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Fatu throwing ground and pound but whilst doing so, he forgets to control position and Campion works his way back to half guard. Good composure under pressure.
Oh Campion is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Fatu thows a huge punch but Campion dodges it nicely.
Campion is trying to stand.
Campion seems to have got his legs back now.
Fatu working over Campion with some ground and pound. Campion looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Fatu sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Campion defending well though.
Fatu slips a nice elbow through Campion's hands, connecting with Campion's forehead.
Fatu throwing shots but Campion is blocking nicely.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fatu trying to control the pace.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Fatu slips a nice elbow through Campion's hands, connecting with Campion's forehead.
Fatu lands a massive shot from half guard that has rocked Campion! More strikes land and this one is all over! Fatu jumps to his feet and is applauded loudly by the crowd!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:40 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Keola Fatu!
Keola Fatu decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
In defeat, Michael Campion stepped up to the mic, saying 'Kudos mate...till we meet again.'.
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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Mark Wahlberg (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Huan Tai (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!
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BJJ Blue Belt
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
7 - 4 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Mark Wahlberg!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
8 - 3 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Huan Tai!
The judges for this bout are Peter Branson, Winston Alpacca and Michael Johnstone.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wahlberg works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Wahlberg lands a jab to the nose.
Tai throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Wahlberg connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Tai momentarily.
Wahlberg misses with a body shot.
Wahlberg throws a leg kick but Tai sees it coming and moves out of range.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Tai, right into the meat.
Tai throws a head kick but Wahlberg moves out of range.
Tai moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Mark Wahlberg seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Tai tries a low kick but Wahlberg avoids it.
Tai throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Wahlberg throws a shot to the body.
Tai closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Tai's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Wahlberg connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Tai scrambles back to his feet.
Wahlberg throws a leg kick but Tai moved away.
Wahlberg misses with a series of wild punches.
Wahlberg scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Wahlberg lands a jab to Tai's midsection.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Tai misses with the body kick
and Tai takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Wahlberg misses with a straight right.
Wahlberg dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Wahlberg.
Good work by Wahlberg as he checks the leg kick.
Tai avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Wahlberg, as that shot connected.
Wahlberg throws a series of strikes that have Tai backpedaling.
Tai takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Wahlberg fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Tai.
Tai scores with a kick to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Wahlberg connects with the punch.
Wahlberg moves out of range of the body kick.
Wahlberg just misses with a punch to the body.
A good leg kick by Wahlberg.
Wahlberg takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Wahlberg is breathing heavily.
Wahlberg scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wahlberg ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Tai moves away.
Tai throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Some bone on bone action there as Wahlberg checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
An attempted straight right counter from Wahlberg misses the target.
Tai feints and then cracks Wahlberg's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Wahlberg down.
Wahlberg throws a hook to the side of Tai's head but Tai sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
A low kick from Wahlberg misses
and Tai counters with a leg kick.
Tai moves away from the strike by Wahlberg.
Tai ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Tai looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
An inside leg kick lands from Tai.
Tai is looking to land body kicks.
Tai misses with a kick to the body
and Wahlberg counters with a straight right hand.
Wahlberg takes a kick to the side of the head.
Tai throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Nice shot by Wahlberg.
Good work by Wahlberg as he checks the leg kick.
Wahlberg swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
A head kick misses from Tai.
Wahlberg is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Some bone on bone action there as Wahlberg checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tai does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Wahlberg lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Tai goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Wahlberg throws an overhand right that lands on Tai's shoulder, as Tai tries to avoid the shot.
Tai tries to score with a low kick but Wahlberg moves his leg out of the way.
A slow jab from Wahlberg misses its intended target.
Tai feints and then cracks Wahlberg's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Wahlberg down.
Nice shot by Wahlberg.
A punch lands to the side of Tai 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Wahlberg goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Tai throws a head kick but Wahlberg moves out of range.
Tai throws the kick towards the body but Wahlberg avoids it.
Wahlberg throws a head kick that misses.
Wahlberg fails to land with a series of punches.
Tai connects with an inside leg kick.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Wahlberg throws a right hand that misses
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Wahlberg checks the leg kick nicely there.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wahlberg takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Tai throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Good leg kick by Wahlberg there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Good work by Wahlberg as he checks the leg kick.
An attempted straight right counter from Wahlberg misses the target.
Wahlberg throws a solid leg kick but Tai takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Wahlberg.
Wahlberg throws a head kick that half lands.
Tai throws the kick towards the body but Wahlberg avoids it.
An attempted straight right counter from Wahlberg misses the target.
Tai keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Tai takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Tai gets cracked there but stands up to it.
A chopping leg kick lands by Tai.
Crunch! Tai slams his shin into Wahlberg's torso.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Tai misses with a body kick.
Wahlberg is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Both fighters circling a little - Tai finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Wahlberg jabs Tai right on the nose. Tai blinks but takes it well.
The fighters circling - Wahlberg throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Mark Wahlberg dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Tai scores with a kick to the midsection.
Tai throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Wahlberg tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Tai was well out of range. Poor timing from Wahlberg.
Wahlberg throws a right and a left that Tai avoids nicely.
Tai throws a half hearted mid kick.
And Wahlberg counters with a quick kick to the body but Tai blocks it.
Wahlberg tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Tai misses with an attempted mid kick.
Tai looks for the body kick but Wahlberg saw that one coming.
Tai pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Wahlberg misses with a combination
and Tai counters with a nice low kick that buckles Wahlberg's knee momentarily.
Tai doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Tai staying out of range there.
Tai will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Wahlberg throws a leg kick
and Tai counters with an inside leg kick.
Tai throws a leg kick which misses Wahlberg's front leg but catches the back leg as Wahlberg tries to avoid it.
Tai takes one to the side of the head.
Wahlberg pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Tai misses with a leg kick.
Tai lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Wahlberg looks to throw the jab but Tai is out of range.
Tai tries to score with a low kick but Wahlberg moves his leg out of the way.
Wahlberg is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Tai can do to turn this around?
Wahlberg checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
A bone on bone clash there as Wahlberg blocks the leg kick.
Tai connects with a leg kick. Wahlberg looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Tai throws a leg kick but Wahlberg sees it coming and moves out of range.
Wahlberg throws a front kick aimed at Tai's knee but Tai avoids it well.
Wahlberg connects with an inside leg kick.
Mark Wahlberg is winning the standup battle so far.
Tai fakes the leg kick and cracks Wahlberg in the body.
Nice body kick there by Tai.
Tai misses with a body kick.
A combination from Wahlberg does no damage.
Wahlberg fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Tai manages to avoid it.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
A solid leg kick lands there for Tai.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wahlberg is looking to score with low kicks.
Tai throws a body kick that misses.
Tai pivots, looking for a leg kick but Wahlberg is out of range and Tai settles back down.
Tai throws a leg kick but Wahlberg sees it coming and moves out of range.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Wahlberg takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Tai throws a front kick aimed at Wahlberg's knee but Wahlberg avoids it well.
A chopping leg kick lands by Tai.
Wahlberg fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Tai on the side of the head.
Tai lands with a thumping leg kick.
Wahlberg moves out of range of the body kick.
Wahlberg avoids the head kick by Tai.
Wahlberg throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Wahlberg has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Tai.
Tai lands with a kick to the ribs.
Tai goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Tai lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Tai cracks the inside of Wahlberg's front leg.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wahlberg lands with a shot to the body.
A thudding body kick lands there by Tai!
Tai takes one on the button.
Tai throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Tai chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Wahlberg waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Tai.
Tai tries a quick counter leg kick but Wahlberg is wise to it.
Wahlberg is looking to slow Tai down with leg kicks.
Wahlberg tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Tai was well out of range. Poor timing from Wahlberg.
Tai raises up his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
Wahlberg just misses with a punch to the body.
Tai bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
An inside leg kick from Tai misses.
Tai throws a leg kick but Wahlberg sees it coming and moves out of range.
Wahlberg swings for the body but Tai moves out of range.
Wahlberg misses with a wild body shot.
Tai buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Tai moves out of range of the strikes.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wahlberg moves out of range of the body kick from Tai.
Wahlberg on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Tai. Tai obviously looking to wear him down.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Tai, right into the meat.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Tai misses with a kick to the body.
Tai misses with a low kick.
Tai slips a jab from Wahlberg.
Tai appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Tai goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Tai slips a straight right by Wahlberg.
Wahlberg backing away here, and Tai unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Wahlberg tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Tai tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Wahlberg is able to avoid easily.
Wahlberg lunges at Tai with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Tai's hand.
Wahlberg works the jab nicely.
Tai walks into a jab.
Wahlberg checks a leg kick.
A head kick from Wahlberg lands but Tai takes it in his stride.
Wahlberg swings and misses with a hook to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Huan Tai showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Back to the action! And we move into the final round!
Tai tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Wahlberg is looking to counter punch.
Tai slips under a jab from Wahlberg.
Tai will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Wahlberg lands with a hook. Tai tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Tai tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Wahlberg is able to avoid easily.
Wahlberg sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Wahlberg cracks Tai with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Wahlberg misses with an attempted mid kick.
Tai tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Wahlberg is able to avoid easily.
Wahlberg will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Tai lands a leg kick that knocks Wahlberg off balance momentarily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Wahlberg moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Tai misses with a head kick.
Tai misses with a low kick as Wahlberg jumps back.
Tai slips a jab from Wahlberg.
Tai throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Tai has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Tai pulls out of a head kick attempt.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Tai blocks a low kick nicely.
Tai only half commits to the counter leg kick.
Tai ducks under a wild hook from Wahlberg.
Wahlberg throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Tai avoids the head kick by Wahlberg.
Wahlberg throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Tai stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Tai throws a chopping leg kick but Wahlberg manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Tai looks for the body kick but Wahlberg saw that one coming.
Some bone on bone action there as Tai checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Tai uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Wahlberg.
Tai only half commits to the counter leg kick.
Wahlberg throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Tai's head.
A head kick misses from Tai.
As Tai looks to move away, Wahlberg throws a big counter combo but Tai just gets out of the way.
Tai goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Wahlberg avoids a kick to the body.
Wahlberg throws a nice outside leg kick.
Tai ducks under a wild hook from Wahlberg.
Nice body kick there by Tai.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tai feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Wahlberg's calf.
Tai will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Wahlberg thows a left - swing and a miss!
Tai only half commits to the counter leg kick.
Wahlberg misses with an attempted mid kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Tai throws a nice outside leg kick.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Tai.
Huan Tai has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Tai tries to land a front kick but Wahlberg steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Tai throws a front kick aimed at Wahlberg's knee but Wahlberg avoids it well.
Wahlberg is looking to counter punch.
Wahlberg tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Wahlberg finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Tai moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Wahlberg sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Wahlberg takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Wahlberg throws a leg kick that is checked
and Tai counters with an outside leg kick.
Wahlberg checks a leg kick nicely.
Tai thumps Wahlberg with a low kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tai cracks the inside of Wahlberg's front leg.
An inside leg kick from Tai misses.
Tai bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Tai avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Tai scores with a kick to the midsection.
Wahlberg throws a nice inside leg kick.
Tai throws a low kick but Wahlberg moves out of range easily.
Wahlberg appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
Some wild striking there from Wahlberg.
An inside leg kick from Tai misses.
Wahlberg will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Wahlberg throws a nice outside leg kick.
Wahlberg connects with a good right hand that stumbles Tai. Tai circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Tai throws a low kick, looking for Wahlberg's leg but Wahlberg calmly moves out of range.
Tai looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Tai throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Tai moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Tai looks to land a body kick but Wahlberg moved away.
That kick from Tai tenderised Wahlberg's leg. Wahlberg is trying to keep his angry face on.
Tai throws a solid leg kick but Wahlberg takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Tai.
Tai tries to land a leg kick but Wahlberg saw it coming and moves away.
Wahlberg checks a leg kick.
Tai turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Tai throws a head kick that Wahlberg semi-blocks.
Wahlberg swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Tai looks for the body kick but Wahlberg saw that one coming.
Tai lands a nice looking kick to the body. Wahlberg takes a step back to recover.
Wahlberg's legs have taken a beating and he's really slowing down as a result.
Wahlberg throws an overhand right that lands on Tai's shoulder, as Tai tries to avoid the shot.
Tai lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Wahlberg scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Wahlberg swinging wildly here.
And that's the end of the fight!
Huan Tai comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Tai has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Peter Branson scores the fight for Mark Wahlberg!
Judge Winston Alpacca scores the fight for Mark Wahlberg!
Judge Michael Johnstone scores the fight for Mark Wahlberg!
Mark Wahlberg wins by unanimous decision!
A relieved looking Mark Wahlberg thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Gaku Nakanishi (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Voljin Ulfzaar (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Gaku Nakanishi!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
16 - 3 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Voljin Ulfzaar!
The judges for this bout are Sandra Marshall, Santiago Holmes and Dirk Anderson.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ulfzaar defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Nakanishi.
Ulfzaar steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Nakanishi.
Ulfzaar moves into the clinch.
Nice body punch from Ulfzaar - that landed with a thud.
Ulfzaar lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Nakanishi.
Nakanishi is breathing heavily.
Ulfzaar works on Nakanishi's body with a couple of short punches.
Ulfzaar misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Nakanishi has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Ulfzaar after a bit of a struggle.
Ulfzaar lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
A short right from Ulfzaar.
Ulfzaar lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Nakanishi prevents a body shot from Ulfzaar.
A short right from Ulfzaar on the inside.
Ulfzaar lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Nakanishi.
Ulfzaar lands with a short shot to the head.
Nakanishi prevents a body shot from Ulfzaar.
Ulfzaar can't find room to land a body shot as Nakanishi controls the action.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Ulfzaar lands a right hand that snaps the head of Nakanishi backwards.
A short body shot lands from Ulfzaar as the two fighters clinch.
Ulfzaar gets through Nakanishi's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
A short left from Ulfzaar.
Ulfzaar tries to throw a body punch but Nakanishi avoids it by throwing Ulfzaar back against the cage.
Ulfzaar lands a left hand that snaps the head of Nakanishi backwards.
Ulfzaar pushes Nakanishi back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Ulfzaar lands a body shot in the clinch.
Ulfzaar lands a hook to the side of the head.
Ulfzaar goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Ulfzaar works on Nakanishi's body with a couple of short punches.
Ulfzaar misses with a punch to the body.
Ulfzaar scores with a shoulder strike.
Ulfzaar lands a right hand that snaps the head of Nakanishi backwards.
Stalling in the clinch from Ulfzaar.
Nakanishi drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Gaku Nakanishi. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Ulfzaar lands with a right to the head.
A body shot lands from Ulfzaar.
Ulfzaar tries a body shot but Nakanishi blocks it.
Ulfzaar lands a body shot.
Ulfzaar lands with a light punch inside.
Ulfzaar lands with a short shot to the head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Ulfzaar stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Ulfzaar cracks Nakanishi with a nice body shot.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Ulfzaar cracks Nakanishi with a nice body shot.
Ulfzaar misses with a body punch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ulfzaar tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Ulfzaar tries a body shot but Nakanishi blocks it.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Ulfzaar.
Ulfzaar softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Nice body punch from Ulfzaar - that landed with a thud.
Ulfzaar is leaning against Nakanishi and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Ulfzaar lands a body shot.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
A short right from Ulfzaar.
Ulfzaar lands a left hand.
A short body shot lands from Ulfzaar as the two fighters clinch.
Ulfzaar lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Ulfzaar pushes Nakanishi back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Ulfzaar.
Ulfzaar lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Ulfzaar lands a right hand that snaps the head of Nakanishi backwards.
Nakanishi is rocked!
Nice body punch from Ulfzaar - that landed with a thud.
Ulfzaar misses with a hook to the ribs.
Ulfzaar struggles to land a body shot inside as Nakanishi controls his hands.
Nice body punch from Ulfzaar - that landed with a thud.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ulfzaar lands a right hand.
Ulfzaar tries to work over Nakanishi's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Ulfzaar lands an uppercut in the clinch that drops Nakanishi to his knees! Ulfzaar keeps firing more shots against his stricken opponent and the referee jumps in to save him!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:16 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Voljin Ulfzaar!
Voljin Ulfzaar seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Papa Shango (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Heath Herring (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Shango comes to the cage accompanied by Shango Tango. Both fighters look pumped up here. Let's hope this is a good fight!
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280 lbs
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
10 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Papa Shango!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
7 - 6 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Heath Herring!
The judges for this bout are Dirk Anderson, Bart Greer and Michael Johnstone.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Shango ducks right into an uppercut from Herring.
It looks like Papa Shango has been cut.
Shango scores with a hook to the body. Herring takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Herring looks to score with a jab to the body but Shango is just out of range.
Herring fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Shango manages to avoid it.
Shango is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Herring is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
Herring tries for a takedown but Shango circles away easily
and Shango counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Shango lands a left and a right that send Herring crashing to the mat, dazed. Shango thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!
Herring is rocked!
It looks like Heath Herring has been cut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Herring switches off momentarily and Shango cracks him with a monster right hand! Herring topples backwards and makes a semi conscious attempt to cover up, as Shango dives in to land one more shot, before the referee has time to call the fight. What a finish by Shango!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:28 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Papa Shango!
Papa Shango bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.
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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Geese Fury (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Theodore Thundercunt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Geese Fury has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
10 - 4 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Geese Fury!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
13 - 3 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Theodore Thundercunt!
The judges for this bout are Michael Johnstone, Dirk Anderson and David Hoff.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Thundercunt looks to throw the jab but Fury is out of range.
Fury missing with a left hand there. Thundercunt was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Thundercunt swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Fury.
It looks like Geese Fury has been cut.
Fury takes one to the chin there.
Thundercunt throws a shot to the body.
A shot to the body from Thundercunt misses
and Fury counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Thundercunt changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Thundercunt throws a big shot that misses.
Fury gets a clinch.
Fury throws an elbow but it misses.
Thundercunt struggles to land a body shot inside as Fury controls his hands.
Fury tries a body shot but Thundercunt blocks it.
Fury tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Thundercunt lands a body shot in the clinch.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Thundercunt is trying to push Fury away but Fury has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A short right from Thundercunt on the inside.
Thundercunt lands a right hand.
Thundercunt can't find room to land a body shot as Fury controls the action.
Thundercunt goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Thundercunt takes an elbow to the forehead.
Thundercunt has a couple of punches blocked by Fury.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Fury.
Thundercunt lands a right hand that snaps the head of Fury backwards.
Fury is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Thundercunt tries a body shot but Fury blocks it.
Fury throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Thundercunt is trying to break the clinch but Fury has him pressed against the cage.
Fury blocks an uppercut.
Thundercunt throws a head punch that misses.
Come on Fury - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Fury.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fury lands a nice elbow.
Thundercunt goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Fury creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Thundercunt's defenses.
Thundercunt lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Fury backwards.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Thundercunt digs a right hand into Fury's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Fury's gas tank.
Fury taking a breather.
Thundercunt tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Fury's elbow.
Good body shot from Fury.
Fury blocking some punches.
A right handed body shot lands from Fury.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Fury creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Fury is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Fury doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Fury doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Thundercunt lands with a light punch inside.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt prevents a body shot from Fury.
Thundercunt blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Thundercunt looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fury tries to work over Thundercunt's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Thundercunt is trying to break the clinch but Fury is controlling him.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Fury.
Thundercunt tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Fury's elbow.
Thundercunt lands a body punch in the clinch.
Thundercunt misses with a punch to the body.
Thundercunt has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Thundercunt pushes Fury back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Good body shot from Fury.
Thundercunt lands with a short shot to the head.
A short uppercut from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt takes an elbow to the temple.
Fury doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Fury blocks a body shot from Thundercunt.
Fury working aggressively here.
Thundercunt misses with a body punch.
Thundercunt scores with a shoulder strike.
I was talking to Fury's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
Fury prevents a body shot from Thundercunt.
Fury tries to work over Thundercunt's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Thundercunt lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Thundercunt tries to throw a body punch but Fury avoids it by throwing Thundercunt back against the cage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Fury.
Fury lands a nice shot to the body.
Thundercunt digs a right hand underneath Fury's ribcage. Fury let out a lung full of air as it connected.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Fury prevents a body shot from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt is trying to break the clinch but Fury has him pressed against the cage.
A nice right hand lands inside from Fury.
Thundercunt goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Thundercunt misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Thundercunt.
Thundercunt is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Thundercunt blocking some punches.
Fury prevents a body shot from Thundercunt.
Fury's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Thundercunt lands with a right to the head.
Thundercunt pushes Fury back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Thundercunt tries to throw a body punch but Fury avoids it by throwing Thundercunt back against the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Theodore Thundercunt dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Geese Fury's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
A big right from Thundercunt misses.
Thundercunt lunges at Fury with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Fury's hand.
Fury misses with a straight right.
Thundercunt misses with a body shot.
Thundercunt scores with a nice head shot.
Fury pushes Thundercunt up against the cage in a clinch.
Thundercunt blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Fury swings wildly with an uppercut but Thundercunt uses good head movement to avoid it.
Thundercunt tries to throw a body punch but Fury avoids it by throwing Thundercunt back against the cage.
Thundercunt has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Thundercunt misses with a hook to the ribs.
Thundercunt prevents a body shot from Fury.
Fury holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Thundercunt can't find room to land a body shot as Fury controls the action.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Fury tries to stall but Thundercunt uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Fury looking to slow down the pace here.
Fury can't seem to implement his control oriented gameplan at the moment. That's no bad thing of course, for those of us who want to see a good fight.
Fury lands with a short shot to the head.
Thundercunt can't find room to land a body shot as Fury controls the action.
Thundercunt misses with a hook to the ribs.
Thundercunt lands an uppercut.
Thundercunt can't find room to land a body shot as Fury controls the action.
A short right from Thundercunt.
A short body shot lands from Thundercunt as the two fighters clinch.
A short right from Fury.
Thundercunt lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Fury or not.
Fury creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Fury pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Thundercunt tries to throw a body punch but Fury avoids it by throwing Thundercunt back against the cage.
Thundercunt has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Fury prevents a body shot from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt misses with a punch to the body.
Fury lands a nice elbow.
Fury lands a nice elbow.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A head punch on the inside from Fury fails to land.
Thundercunt tries to work over Fury's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Thundercunt tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Fury's elbow.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Fury tries to throw a body punch but Thundercunt avoids it by throwing Fury back against the cage.
Fury can't find room to land a body shot as Thundercunt controls the action.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Thundercunt lands a body punch in the clinch.
Thundercunt lands a right hand that snaps the head of Fury backwards.
Fury prevents a body shot from Thundercunt.
Fury has Thundercunt pressed against the cage, preventing Thundercunt from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Thundercunt misses with a body punch.
A hook to the body from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Thundercunt lands a right hand that snaps the head of Fury backwards.
A short body shot lands from Thundercunt as the two fighters clinch.
Thundercunt pushes Fury back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Thundercunt scores with a hook to the body.
Thundercunt lands an uppercut.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fury wants to stall.
Thundercunt lands a body shot.
Thundercunt lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Thundercunt tries a body shot but Fury blocks it.
A nice right hand lands inside from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt scores with a shoulder strike.
Fury prevents a body shot from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt tries to throw a body punch but Fury avoids it by throwing Thundercunt back against the cage.
Thundercunt blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Thundercunt tries to throw a body punch but Fury avoids it by throwing Thundercunt back against the cage.
Fury is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Thundercunt can't find room to land a body shot as Fury controls the action.
A left hand lands to the body for Thundercunt.
Thundercunt misses with a body punch.
Thundercunt doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Thundercunt tries a body shot but Fury blocks it.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Thundercunt has had enough of the clinch but Fury keeps him there for the moment.
A short left from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Fury has Thundercunt pressed against the cage, preventing Thundercunt from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Fury can't find room to land a body shot as Thundercunt controls the action.
Thundercunt can't find room to land a body shot as Fury controls the action.
Thundercunt goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Thundercunt misses with a hook to the ribs.
Fury creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Thundercunt's defenses.
Thundercunt lands with a light punch inside.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Fury lands an elbow that stopped Thundercunt in his tracks for a moment.
It looks like Theodore Thundercunt has been cut.
Thundercunt struggles to land a body shot inside as Fury controls his hands.
Fury lands an elbow that stopped Thundercunt in his tracks for a moment.
Fury struggles to land a body shot inside as Thundercunt controls his hands.
Thundercunt blocks a body shot from Fury.
Theodore Thundercunt seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Fury avoiding damage.
Fury lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Theodore Thundercunt showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!
Thundercunt lands with an uppercut that bounces Fury off the cage and back into range.
Thundercunt throws a body punch but Fury moves out of range.
Danga de danga de dang - Fury scores with a four punch combination!
Thundercunt stuns Fury with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Thundercunt uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Fury.
Fury doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Thundercunt throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Thundercunt lands a big right hand that sends Fury crashing to the mat! Thundercunt stays standing though and waves Fury back to his feet!
Fury is rocked!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Thundercunt cracks Fury with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Fury looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Thundercunt finish him?
Oh Fury is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Crack! Thundercunt connects with the perfect overhand right and Fury falls face first to the canvas. Timbeeeeeeeer! Beautiful knockout for Thundercunt!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:56 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Theodore Thundercunt!
An out of breath Theodore Thundercunt thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Zui Quan Tso (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Zee Snore (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Zee Snore has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Zui Quan Tso's chin.
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270 lbs
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255 lbs
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Solid boxing
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
9 - 3 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Zui Quan Tso!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
10 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Zee Snore!
The judges for this bout are Dirk Anderson, Santiago Holmes and Michael Johnstone.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Snore works the jab nicely.
It looks like Zui Quan Tso has been cut.
Tso throws a body punch but Snore moves out of range.
It seemed like Snore was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Tso slips a jab from Snore.
Tso lands a right hook to the body.
Snore takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Snore has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Tso is landing a low percentage of strikes.
Snore ducks under a wild hook from Tso.
Snore misses with a straight right.
Tso tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Snore manages to circle out of the way.
Tso uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Snore.
Tso drives through and clinches with Snore against the cage.
Tso digs a right hand into Snore's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Snore's gas tank.
A nice left hand lands by Snore.
Tso throws a head punch that misses.
Snore throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Snore lands a body punch in the clinch.
Snore misses with a short punch on the inside.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Tso's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Snore pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Tso takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Snore paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Tso blocks a jab.
Tso is looking to counter the offense by Snore and move into the clinch.
Snore throws a jab when Tso was well out of range.
Tso is looking to counter the offense by Snore and move into the clinch.
Tso swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Snore looks like he wants to counter punch here.
A jab from Snore misses.
Tso tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Snore manages to circle out of the way.
Snore scores with a decent looking hook.
Snore fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Snore misses with a straight left.
Tso is looking to counter the offense by Snore and move into the clinch.
Tso uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Snore.
Snore lands a nice looking body shot.
Snore might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Snore misses with a wild body shot.
A jab from Tso misses.
Snore lands a glancing blow to the side of Tso's head.
Snore throws an overhand right that lands on Tso's shoulder, as Tso tries to avoid the shot.
Snore throws a sloppy body shot
and Tso counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Snore misses with the head strike.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tso misses with some punches.
A body shot lands from Tso.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Snore misses with the head strike.
Snore throws a head punch that misses.
Snore struggles to land a body shot inside as Tso controls his hands.
A hook to the body from Tso.
Snore can't break the clinch.
Snore misses with a hook to the ribs.
Tso blocks an uppercut.
Still in the clinch, Snore scores with a nice short uppercut.
Tso blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Good body shot from Tso.
Tso fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Tso blocks an uppercut.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Snore.
Snore tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Snore throws a head punch that misses.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tso throws a head punch that misses.
Snore breaks from the clinch.
Tso has Snore up against the cage in a clinch.
Snore throws a head punch that misses.
Snore gets through Tso's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Tso tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Tso lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Snore backwards.
Tso misses with the head strike.
Snore is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Tso scores with a shot to the side of Snore's head.
Snore fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Tso tries a body shot but Snore blocks it.
Tso lands with a left to the head.
A head punch on the inside from Snore fails to land.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Still in the clinch, Tso scores with a nice short uppercut.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Snore.
Snore pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Snore throws a hook but Tso avoids it easily.
Tso looks to land a right hand but Snore moved out of range.
We've been told by Tso's head coaches at Rabid Dog that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Zee Snore seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Snore is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Tso.
Tso wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
Tso showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Snore.
Good shot there by Tso.
Tso misses with a hook. Snore ducked under it nicely.
Snore swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Tso tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Tso darts in and clinches Snore up against the cage.
Good body shot from Tso.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Snore.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Zee Snore dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Zui Quan Tso's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Tso scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Tso is looking to clinch.
Snore moves into range and connects with a jab.
Snore looks to land a right hand but Tso moved out of range.
Tso wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
Snore looks to land a right hand but Tso moved out of range.
Snore throws a jab when Tso was well out of range.
Tso ducks under a wild hook from Snore.
Snore misses with a looping left.
The step up in weight doesn't seem to be a problem for Snore. He's performing admirably here against the bigger man.
Snore cracks Tso with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Snore thows a left - swing and a miss!
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Tso rushes Snore and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Snore lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Tso is leaning against Snore and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Snore lands a shoulder strike.
Tso misses with a short punch on the inside.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Snore breaks from the clinch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Snore throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Tso ducks under a wild hook from Snore.
Tso is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Snore.
Snore takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Snore misses with a right hand
and Tso moves into the clinch.
Snore swings wildly with an uppercut but Tso uses good head movement to avoid it.
A short body shot lands from Tso as the two fighters clinch.
Snore breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Snore swats away the attempt to clinch by Tso.
Tso lands an overhand right.
Tso moves out of range of the strikes.
Tso swings for the body but Snore moves out of range.
Snore uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Tso.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tso throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Snore on the side of the head.
Tso looks to score with a jab to the body but Snore is just out of range.
Tso looks to score with a jab to the body but Snore is just out of range.
Snore misses with an uppercut.
Snore takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Snore misses with a hook.
Tso tries to counter by clinching up but Snore breaks away and moves out of range.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Tso moves in looking to clinch but Snore pushes him off.
It seemed like Snore was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Tso misses with a looping left.
Tso changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Snore swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Snore just misses with a punch to the body.
Tso tries to counter by clinching up but Snore breaks away and moves out of range.
Tso fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Snore manages to avoid it.
Snore lands with an overhand left.
The fighters circling - Tso throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Tso lands with a shot to the body.
Zee Snore seems to be getting the better of the standup.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Snore blocks a head kick by Tso.
Some wild striking there from Snore.
Snore uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Tso.
Snore misses with an uppercut. Tso saw that one coming.
As Snore tries to get set, Tso tries to push him back and clinch up but Snore manages to avoid the attempt.
Tso tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Tso ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Snore throws a looping overhand right but Tso ducks down to avoid it.
A slow jab from Snore misses its intended target.
Tso darts in and clinches Snore up against the cage.
Tso lands an uppercut.
Tso lands a right hand that snaps the head of Snore backwards.
Tso blocking some punches.
Tso lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Tso tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Snore manages to break the clinch.
Snore walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Snore throws a looping overhand right but Tso ducks down to avoid it.
Snore misses the jab.
Snore gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Snore scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Tso uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Snore.
Tso scores with a nice head shot.
Tso lands a nice hook to Snore's body. Snore takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Snore throws the left hand but Tso avoids the punch easily.
As Snore tries to get set, Tso tries to push him back and clinch up but Snore manages to avoid the attempt.
Tso wants to clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Zui Quan Tso will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Zui Quan Tso's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!
Snore gets tackled into the cage by Tso. Tso maintains the clinch.
Tso misses with a punch on the inside.
Snore can't find room to land a body shot as Tso controls the action.
Tso goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Tso misses with a punch to the body.
Snore breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Tso defending well as Snore loads up on a big left hand.
Snore looks to throw the jab but Tso is out of range.
Tso slips a straight right by Snore.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Tso moves out of range of the strikes.
Tso moves in looking to clinch but Snore pushes him off.
Snore ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Snore throws the left hand but Tso avoids the punch easily.
Tso on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Tso tries to clinch up.
Snore looks to score with a jab to the body but Tso is just out of range.
Tso tries to counter by clinching up but Snore breaks away and moves out of range.
Snore circles away from the clinch attempt.
Snore avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Snore swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
A punch combination from Snore misses.
Snore thows a left - swing and a miss!
Snore lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Tso circles away quickly and effectively.
Snore lands a right hook to the body.
Snore avoids the body shot from Tso.
Snore throws a lazy uppercut
and Tso counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Tso.
Tso blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Snore lands a right hand that snaps the head of Tso backwards.
Snore lands an uppercut.
Snore lands a hook that snaps the head of Tso backwards.
Tso tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Zui Quan Tso has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tso blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Tso tries a body shot but Snore blocks it.
Snore lands a shoulder strike.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Snore takes a shot to the head.
Snore manages to break the clinch.
Tso lands with a cross.
A slow jab from Tso misses its intended target.
Tso slips under a jab.
Tso looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Snore avoids the head kick by Tso.
Tso ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Snore keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Tso ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Tso lands with a shot to the body.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The fighters circling - Snore throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Tso is looking to counter the offense by Snore and move into the clinch.
Snore throws a body punch but Tso moves out of range.
Tso is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Tso lands a head shot.
A slow jab from Tso misses its intended target.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Tso.
Snore fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Tso manages to avoid it.
Tso wants to clinch.
Snore throws a big shot that misses.
Snore misses the jab.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The fighters circling - Snore throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Snore waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Tso.
Some wild striking there from Snore.
Snore misses with a hook
and Tso counters by moving into the clinch.
Snore misses with a hook from the clinch.
Snore breaks the clinch.
Snore throws a jab but it's blocked by Tso.
Tso takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Jab, jab by Snore - just one landing.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Snore takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Snore drops his hands momentarily and Tso takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Tso tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Snore manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Tso throws a body punch but Snore moves out of range.
And that's the end of the fight!
Zee Snore comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Snore has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Dirk Anderson scores the fight for Zee Snore!
Judge Santiago Holmes scores the fight for Zee Snore!
Judge Michael Johnstone scores the fight for Zee Snore!
Zee Snore wins by unanimous decision!
Zee Snore decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Paddy Walker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Nick Edmund (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Paddy Walker has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
7 - 4 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Paddy Walker!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
9 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Nick Edmund !
The judges for this bout are Sandra Marshall, Peter Branson and Dirk Anderson.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Edmund fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Walker manages to avoid it.
Walker swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Walker throws a hook to the side of Edmund 's head but Edmund sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Edmund has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Walker is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Edmund .
Edmund throws a lazy right hand but Walker sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
An attempted straight right counter from Walker misses the target.
Walker misses with the combination.
Walker throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Edmund lands a lovely overhand right.
Walker lands with an overhand left.
Edmund thows a left - swing and a miss!
Walker connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Edmund momentarily.
Walker displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Edmund misses with a straight right.
Edmund missing with a left hand there. Walker was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Edmund scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Walker doesn't seem bothered though.
Walker lands with a right hand.
Walker steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Edmund .
Walker appears to be looking for a big counter.
Edmund throws a jab but it's blocked by Walker.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Edmund moves away from the strike by Walker.
Walker misses with a looping left.
Edmund is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Walker with a body shot.
A jab from Walker misses.
A big left from Walker misses.
Edmund looks to score with a jab to the body but Walker is just out of range.
Edmund misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Walker counters with a straight right hand.
Edmund tests Walker's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Walker throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Edmund .
Walker throws a nice looking combination but Edmund bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Walker throws the left hand but Edmund avoids the punch easily.
Walker blocks a jab.
Walker is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Edmund swings for the body but Walker moves out of range.
Walker swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Walker avoids the body shot from Edmund .
Walker moves out of range as Edmund strikes.
Edmund looks to land a left hand but Walker moved out of range nicely.
Walker throws the left hand but Edmund avoids the punch easily.
Edmund looks like he wants to counter punch here.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Walker ducks under a wild hook from Edmund .
No joy there for Edmund , who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Edmund misses with a looping left.
A shot to the body from Edmund misses
and Walker counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
A slow jab from Walker misses its intended target.
Good standup being displayed there by Walker as he connects with a hook.
Walker on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Edmund avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Edmund gets caught by a brutal right hook which buckles his knees! Edmund tries to backpedal with his spaghettilegs but Walker is headhunting and goes for the kill. A jab and a right hook connect and Edmund buckles badly as his eyes roll back. The referee steps in and saves Edmund !! Edmund is complaining but he was clearly out on his feet. Walker throws his mouthpiece into the crowd. Mmmm spit-tastic.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:35 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Paddy Walker!
Paddy Walker managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, Sully's Bar & Grill, into his post fight interview.
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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Tommy Thundercunt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Simbo Klice (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Thundercunt comes to the cage accompanied by You are a Cunt. Klice has chosen THE D.O.C. - it's funky enough as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
12 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Tommy Thundercunt!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
7 - 5 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Simbo Klice!
The judges for this bout are Michael Johnstone, Daniel Franklin and Santiago Holmes.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Klice rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Thundercunt moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Klice misses the body punch
and Thundercunt counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
It looks like Simbo Klice has been cut.
Thundercunt lands a big right hand that sends Klice crashing to the mat! Thundercunt stays standing though and waves Klice back to his feet!
Klice is rocked!
Klice shoots in for a takedown but Thundercunt shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Thundercunt feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Klice is still on wobbly legs! Can Thundercunt finish him?
The fighters circling - Klice throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Thundercunt seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Thundercunt ducks down into range and throws a picture perfect right hook that connects with Klice's jaw. Klice's eyes stare off into space as he falls to the mat, out cold! Thundercunt does the decent thing and steps back, rather than landing any shots to his unconscious opponent.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:24 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Tommy Thundercunt!
After winning the bout, Tommy Thundercunt thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
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