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ABW 54 Scrotum - Monkey PBP Commentary |
Undercard bout
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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Daniel Kim (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Chosu Viv (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Daniel Kim has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Daniel Kim!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Chosu Viv!
The judges for this bout are Johanna Lukiainen, Ben Zyskovitsi and Matti Vanhoillinen.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Viv misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
And Kim counters with a quick kick to the body but Viv blocks it.
Kim scores with a jab to the head.
Viv shoots in for a takedown but Kim shows good takedown defense.
Kim slips a jab from Viv.
We've been told by Kim's head coaches at Red House that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
A jab from Viv misses.
Viv takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
A solid body kick from Kim.
Viv tries for a takedown but Kim circles away easily
and Kim counters with a nice uppercut.
Daniel Kim has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Chosu Viv.
Viv shoots in looking for a takedown but Kim manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Viv's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
An attempted straight right counter from Kim misses the target.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kim feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Vivs jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
A shot to the liver by Kim. Beautiful body shot.
Viv doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Kim counters with a series of strikes. Viv will be more careful next time no doubt.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Kim stuffs the takedown attempt from Viv. Viv gets slowly back to his feet.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Viv shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Kim sprawls well. Kim wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Viv gets slowly back to his feet.
Kim is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Viv shoots in looking for a takedown but Kim manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Viv's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Kim moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Kim displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Viv.
Viv looks winded!
Kim lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Viv shoots in and drives through. Kim sprawls well.
Viv shoots in for a double leg but Kim sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Viv shoots in for a double leg but Kim sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Kim throws a shot to the body.
Viv shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Kim sprawls well. Kim wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Viv gets slowly back to his feet.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kim's jab looks to have found its range, popping Viv under the eye.
Kim lands with a kick to the temple. Viv shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Viv tries to score a power double leg takedown but Kim sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Viv somewhat.
Viv shoots for a double leg takedown but Kim sprawls well. He's pushed Viv's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Kim swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Viv misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Kim is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Viv misses with a takedown attempt
and Kim counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Kim paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Kim scores with a head kick. Viv tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Viv takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Viv has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Kim.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Viv looks for a takedown but Kim sprawls well.
Kim throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Viv shoots in but Kim avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Kim dips to his left and cracks Viv with an uppercut!
Viv forces Kim back against the cage and clinches.
Viv has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Kim after a bit of a struggle.
Viv is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Viv is trying to pull guard but Kim has him pressed against the cage.
Kim misses with a hook from the clinch.
Viv drops down looking for an ankle pick but Kim pulls his leg out and moves away.
Kim slaps away a takedown attempt from Viv, before circling back to the center of the mat.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kim scores with a head kick. Viv tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Viv on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Kim. Kim obviously looking to wear him down.
Daniel Kim is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Kim ducks under a wild hook from Viv.
Viv shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Viv shoots in for a takedown but Kim shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Viv scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Kim blocking the ground and pound attempt from Viv.
Viv is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Kim doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Viv.
Kim knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Viv on the ground.
Viv sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Kim defending well though.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Daniel Kim dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Kim keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Viv throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Kim's waist but Kim gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Viv off to one side.
Kim thinks about countering with a body kick.
Viv tries for a takedown but Kim circles away easily
and Kim counters with a head kick. That will keep Viv thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Viv shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Kim swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Daniel Kim has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Chosu Viv.
Viv shoots and misses
and Kim counters with a two punch combo.
Kim's corner calls for a 1-2. Kim obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Viv fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Kim avoids it really well and circles away.
Viv closes the distance and clinches up with Kim, looking for a takedown. Viv pushes Kim against the cage but Kim circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kim throws a good cross that connects.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Viv.
Viv looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Viv is breathing heavily.
Kim throws a good cross that connects.
Daniel Kim is winning the standup battle so far.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Kim stuffs the takedown.
Kim cracks Viv with an open hand slap.
A right-left combo lands from Kim.
Kim misses with a head kick.
Viv gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Kim throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Viv tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Kim defends well and Viv ends up having to push Kim into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
Viv gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
enabling Kim to counter with a crisp jab.
Kim's corner calls for a 1-2. Kim obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Kim moves into range and connects with a jab.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Viv shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Kim makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Kim swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Viv.
Kim scores with a nice head shot.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kim bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Viv fails with the takedown.
Viv has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Kim throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
The fighters circle momentarily. Kim darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Kim. Viv shrugs it off though.
Kim catches Viv with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Viv shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Kim as he avoids it easily.
Kim feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Kim connects with an inside leg kick.
Kim lands a head kick. Viv smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Viv shoots in for a takedown but Kim shows good takedown defense.
Kim thinks about countering with a head kick.
Kim scores with the left hand. Viv knows he should have avoided that one.
Kim lands a head shot.
Viv has a takedown stuffed.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kim plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Kim throws a head kick that half lands.
Viv shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
Viv lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Kim throws a strike from the bottom that misses.
Viv lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Kim on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Kim tries to get out of the position.
Viv lands strikes from half guard.
Viv working the head and body with strikes.
Viv lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kim tries to roll over but Viv keeps him under control.
Viv is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Kim sees it coming and defends easily.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Viv is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Kim defends it well.
Kim trying to control here.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Viv throws a big elbow that misses, also allowing Kim to regain full guard.
Viv tries to free his leg and advance position but Kim is retaining full guard.
Viv passes easily into side control. Nice work.
Viv fails to land a wild elbow strike.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Daniel Kim dominated that second round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! And we move into the final round!
Viv shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Nice uppercut lands for Kim. That snapped Viv's head back.
Viv with a lazy takedown attempt
and Kim cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Kim connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Kim scores with a hook.
Kim is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Viv can do to turn this around?
Nice takedown defense from Kim. No joy for Viv on that attempt.
A little feinted left hand from Kim on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Daniel Kim has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Chosu Viv.
Kim with a hook.
Viv fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
An attempted straight right counter from Kim misses the target.
Kim lands a body shot.
Kim stuffs the takedown attempt from Viv. Viv gets slowly back to his feet.
Viv sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Kim scores with a shot to the body.
Viv takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Viv misses with a takedown
and Kim counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Kim misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Viv shoots in looking for a takedown. Kim tries to sprawl out of it but Viv keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Kim manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Kim with a nice cross.
Kim stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Kim wants it to stay on the feet.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Viv.
Kim fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Kim lands a jab to the nose.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Viv misses with a takedown
and Kim counters with a head kick.
A momentary lapse in concentration from Kim enables Viv to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. Kim manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat.
Chosu Viv has got the better of the ground game so far.
Viv throws a big elbow that misses.
Kim looking to control.
Viv being controlled here momentarily.
Kim preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Viv postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Viv wants to pass the guard but Kim is keeping the position.
Viv working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kim working a defensive guard here.
Viv is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Viv makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Kim looking for a sweep. Not yet Kim, not yet.
Viv is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Viv drops back for a leg but he's not going to get it - he lets go and Kim dives on top into guard.
Viv wants to stand up but Kim is controlling him.
Viv is using up a lot of energy trying to get back to his feet. Perhaps he should improve his position first.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Viv wants to improve his position but instead Kim has moved into half guard.
Viv has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Kim is working away from the top position though.
Viv tries to strike from the bottom but it doesn't land.
Kim prevents Viv from improving his position.
Viv is trying to stand.
Viv striking from half guard on the bottom.
Viv throws a strike from the bottom that misses.
Viv manages to get to full guard.
Chosu Viv has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Kim keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Viv's head.
And that's the end of the fight!
Daniel Kim showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Kim, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Johanna Lukiainen scores the fight 30:27
Judge Ben Zyskovitsi scores the fight 30:27
Judge Matti Vanhoillinen scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Daniel Kim!
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Undercard bout
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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Ramsy Ricochet (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jesse Montgomery Iii (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Montgomery Iii has chosen Bust A Move as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. I can't wait for this one - let's get the fighter introductions out of the way and get this one started!
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190 lbs
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BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ramsy Ricochet!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jesse Montgomery Iii!
The judges for this bout are Anni Minnemäki, Roosa Järviläinen and Johanna Lukiainen.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Montgomery Iii displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Ricochet.
The fighters circle momentarily. Montgomery Iii darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Montgomery Iii lands a jab to the nose.
It looks like Ramsy Ricochet has been cut.
Montgomery Iii scores with a jab.
Ricochet drops his hands momentarily and Montgomery Iii takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Ricochet is rocked!
Both fighters step back and shake their arms out. Montgomery Iii engages and cracks Ricochet with a massive lead left hook - Ricochet tumbles to the floor, out cold! What a shot! Montgomery Iii is delighted - all that hard work in training paid off!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:34 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Jesse Montgomery Iii!
After winning the bout, Jesse Montgomery Iii thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
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Undercard bout
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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Malako Lahua (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Donald Trump (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Donald Trump was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Malako Lahua!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Donald Trump!
The judges for this bout are Johanna Lukiainen, Marco Blurström and Ben Zyskovitsi.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lahua takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Lahua will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Trump lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Trump defending well as Lahua loads up on a big left hand.
Trump slips a straight right by Lahua.
Trump moves away from the strike by Lahua.
Lahua takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Lahua feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
Trump is looking to sweep but instead, Lahua has passed into half guard.
Lahua missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Trump is pressing down on Lahua's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Trump is trying to control the position from the bottom.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Lahua wants to control from the top but Trump keeps moving.
Trump looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Lahua pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Trump is keeping the position for now.
Trump looking for a sweep. Not yet Trump, not yet.
Lahua in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Lahua with a flurry of punches that miss.
Trump looking to control.
Lahua has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Trump looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Lahua trying to control but Trump is working from the bottom.
Lahua lands a couple of digs.
Trump looking to control.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Trump bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Lahua's guard.
Lahua lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.
Lahua trying to control but Trump is working from the bottom.
Trump had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Lahua defends it easily.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Lahua is looking to work some ground and pound but Trump has wrist control.
Lahua got a little sloppy there for a moment and Trump has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Lahua has managed to get both his arms back between Trump's legs - danger averted.
Trump is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Lahua lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
We've been hearing that Lahua has been drilling a lot of ground and pound in training, so let's see if he get the finish.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Lahua trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Trump is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Lahua missing with punches from the bottom.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lahua looks like he's trying to stand up.
Trump prevents Lahua from improving his position.
Trump is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Lahua doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Trump.
Trump is working for a submission of some sort.
Trump wants to free his trapped foot but Lahua is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Lahua is looking to control Trump's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Lahua avoid being mounted?
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Trump wants to pass the guard but Lahua is defending well.
Trump is stalling here. Lahua is in no mood to hang around though. He's locked up a kimura from the bottom! Trump seems to be keeping calm but he's forced to roll out of the hold and Lahua has ended up in side control on the top. Nice work.
Trump manages to get one leg in to regain half guard.
Trump looking for submissions off his back.
Trump gets back to full guard.
Lahua lands a couple of elbows.
Trump wants to improve his position but instead Lahua has moved into half guard.
Lahua not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Trump tries to get to full guard but Lahua has control of the leg.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Lahua lands a nice short elbow.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Malako Lahua will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Lahua will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Lahua throws a leg kick
and Trump counters with a left and a right that stings Lahua.
Lahua fails with the takedown.
Lahua shoots in looking for a takedown but Trump manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Lahua's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Lahua ducks right into an uppercut from Trump.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Lahua misses with a jab to the body
and Trump counters with a three punch combo that has Lahua backing up. Lahua nods at Trump to acknowledge the strikes.
Lahua throws a body shot but no joy.
Trump swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Lahua takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Lahua swings widly with a right hand
and Trump counters with a right hand to the body.
Trump fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Lahua misses the jab.
Trump clobbers Lahua with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Trump scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Lahua doesn't seem bothered though.
Lahua throws a lazy body kick
and Trump counters with a straight right hand.
Trump lands a nice shot that snaps Lahua's head back.
Trump lands with a shot to the body.
Lahua misses with a hook to the body
and Trump counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Donald Trump is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lahua throws a leg kick that is checked
and Trump counters with a series of strikes. Lahua will be more careful next time no doubt.
Trump has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Lahua swings widly with a right hand
enabling Trump to counter with a crisp jab.
Lahua is rocked!
Trump scores with a nice head shot.
Oh Lahua is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Trump throws a series of strikes that have Lahua backpedaling.
Lahua misses with a right hand
and Trump counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Lahua misses with a looping right.
Lahua seems to have got his legs back now.
Trump lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Lahua at a distance.
Donald Trump seems to be getting the better of the standup.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Lahua.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Malako Lahua. That's going to take a lot out of him.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Trump checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Lahua misses with a looping right.
Lahua tries for a takedown but Trump circles away easily
and Trump connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Some bone on bone action there as Trump checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Lahua takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Lahua gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Trump.
Lahua fails in his attempt to clinch.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lahua misses with a looping left.
Trump lands a jab to the head.
Lahua looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Trump lands a right hook to the body.
Lahua rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Trump makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Left hook, right uppercut from Trump.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Donald Trump showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!
Trump stalks Lahua and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Lahua's face. Lahua staggers backwards, shaken.
Lahua looks to score with a jab to the body but Trump is just out of range.
Lahua throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
A left and a right from Trump both land. Nice combination.
Lahua shoots for a double leg takedown but Trump sprawls well. He's pushed Lahua's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Lahua scores with a takedown into Trump's guard.
Trump manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Lahua manages to get himself to full guard.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Lahua trying to control the position.
Trump pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Lahua is keeping the position for now.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Trump trying to control but Lahua is working from the bottom.
Lahua trying to keep a closed guard but Trump is proving a slippery customer.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Trump drops back looking for a leg! Lahua is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Lahua manages to kick Trump off! Trump jumps back into Lahua's guard.
Lahua is looking for a triangle but Trump pushes his legs off easily.
Trump tries to free his leg and advance position but Lahua is retaining full guard.
Trump advances to half guard.
Trump in half guard on the top. He's looking for a kimura... He's got it locked and he's managed to free his trapped foot. Lahua tries to escape but it's on too tight and he has to tap! Great BJJ skills there from Trump!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:18 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Donald Trump!
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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Adam Best (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Joshua Krytz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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265 lbs
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265 lbs
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Adam Best!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Joshua Krytz!
The judges for this bout are Arvi Lind, Johanna Lukiainen and Tarja Halkonen.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Krytz throws a right hand that Best ducks under and follows up with a left that Best also avoids with ease.
A big right from Best misses.
It seemed like Krytz was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Best misses with a combination
and Krytz cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Best works the jab nicely.
It looks like Joshua Krytz has been cut.
Best connects with a right that clearly hurt Krytz. He's backed up against the cage with nowhere to go as Best proceeds to tee off with vicious combinations till Krytz collapses and taps out under the pressure!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:24 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Adam Best!
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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Konstantin Uszatov (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and John Omalley (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!
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288 lbs
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280 lbs
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Brawler
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Konstantin Uszatov!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 3 - 0, fighting out of London, John Omalley!
The judges for this bout are Johanna Lukiainen, Tarja Halkonen and Roosa Järviläinen.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Uszatov looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
Uszatov slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Uszatov throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Omalley works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Uszatov trying to control the position from guard on top but Omalley is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Uszatov throws a strike but Omalley rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.
Uszatov pulls Omalley in to control the position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Omalley trying to control the position from guard on top but Uszatov is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Uszatov working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Omalley.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Omalley gets to his feet. Uszatov looking to butt scoot but the ref puts an end to that. On your feet son!
Omalley misses with a takedown attempt
and Uszatov decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Omalley's guard.
Uszatov scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Uszatov throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Uszatov trying to control but Omalley is working from the bottom.
Omalley wants to stand and escape but Uszatov is having none of it.
Uszatov thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Uszatov throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Uszatov is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Uszatov slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
Omalley wants to sweep here but Uszatov controlling him for the moment.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Uszatov lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Uszatov trying to control the position from guard on top but Omalley is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Uszatov in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Omalley wants to sweep but no luck.
Omalley is looking for a triangle but Uszatov pushes his legs off easily.
Uszatov is working Omalley over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Uszatov landing some decent shots from guard.
Omalley not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Omalley looks winded!
Uszatov is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Uszatov distracts Omalley with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Omalley wants to sweep here but Uszatov controlling him for the moment.
Uszatov chips away with some ground and pound.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Uszatov scoring with punches to the head and body.
Uszatov works over Omalley with some ground and pound from guard.
Omalley keeping moving, preventing Uszatov from controlling successfully.
Uszatov lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Uszatov trying to control but Omalley is working from the bottom.
Uszatov trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Omalley working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Uszatov.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Uszatov distracts Omalley with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Uszatov throws a big right hand that misses.
Uszatov with a nice head shot there.
It looks like John Omalley has been cut.
Uszatov lands a couple of digs.
Uszatov working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Uszatov wants to control from the top but Omalley keeps moving.
Uszatov lands a couple of elbows.
Uszatov working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Omalley's head.
Omalley utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Uszatov trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Uszatov scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Uszatov working some strikes from top position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Konstantin Uszatov dominated that round.
The cut man is working on John Omalley's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
A momentary lapse in concentration from Omalley enables Uszatov to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. Omalley manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat.
Omalley wriggles free and stands up.
Omalley fails with the takedown.
Uszatov shoots in and bounces Omalley off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
Uszatov content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Uszatov is working Omalley over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Uszatov working some strikes from top position.
Uszatov is working Omalley over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Omalley has momentary wrist control but Uszatov slips an elbow through the middle.
Omalley is breathing heavily.
Uszatov lands a couple of decent looking shots.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Uszatov scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Uszatov connects with a couple of short punches.
Konstantin Uszatov overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Uszatov lands a couple of digs.
Uszatov with a nice head shot there.
Uszatov landing with the ground and pound.
Uszatov makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Uszatov works over Omalley with some ground and pound from guard.
Uszatov is working Omalley over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
That has opened up John Omalley's cut even more.
Uszatov stands up from Omalley's guard - Uszatov perhaps looking for a knockout.
Uszatov closes the distance and after a bit of a stuggle, scores a takedown into Omalley's guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Uszatov with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
The cut above John Omalley's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Uszatov has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Uszatov's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Uszatov landing some decent shots from guard.
Uszatov is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Omalley can do to turn this around?
Uszatov is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Uszatov wants to control from the top but Omalley keeps moving.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Omalley can do anything to dispel that myth.
Uszatov is really struggling to control Omalley but he's trying to hold on to the position.
Uszatov throws a big right hand that misses.
Uszatov with a nice head shot there.
John Omalley's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at John Omalley's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:55 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Konstantin Uszatov!
During a confident post fight interview, Konstantin Uszatov thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Sarel The Eagle (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Gilbert Valur (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Valur has chosen David Bowie - Let's Dance as his entrance music. Sarel The Eagle has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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20
200 lbs
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185 lbs
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BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
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Brawler
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Sarel The Eagle!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Gilbert Valur!
The judges for this bout are Ben Zyskovitsi, Tarja Halkonen and Marco Blurström.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Valur swats away the attempt to clinch by The Eagle.
The Eagle throws a body punch but Valur moves out of range.
The Eagle definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
The Eagle defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Valur.
The Eagle showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Valur.
Gilbert Valur seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Valur closes the distance and clinches up with The Eagle, looking for a takedown. Valur pushes The Eagle against the cage but The Eagle circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
The Eagle fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Valur avoids it really well and circles away.
The Eagle shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Valur as he avoids it easily.
The Eagle fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Sarel The Eagle. That's going to take a lot out of him.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Valur misses with a takedown attempt - The Eagle sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Valur defends well against a solid takedown attempt from The Eagle.
Valur changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Nice takedown defense from Valur. No joy for The Eagle on that attempt.
Valur shoots for a takedown but The Eagle saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The Eagle displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Valur.
Valur keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
The Eagle throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Valur's waist but Valur gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing The Eagle off to one side.
The Eagle is looking to clinch.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Valur.
The Eagle tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Valur paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Valur tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but The Eagle swivels and escapes.
Valur tries to score a power double leg takedown but The Eagle sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Valur somewhat.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from The Eagle.
Valur moves into the clinch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Eagle wants to take the fight to the mat but Valur manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
Valur ties up his opponent against the cage and manages to drag the fight down to the ground. Valur no doubt will be looking to work submissions from his guard.
Valur is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst The Eagle is controlling him.
The Eagle has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Valur lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.
Valur slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
The Eagle wants to control but instead he gets his guard passed and Valur is now in half guard.
The Eagle pushes Valur off looking to stand but Valur dives back in and keeps control.
The Eagle might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Valur is figuring out what he wants to do next.
The Eagle tries to get to full guard but Valur has control of the leg.
Valur is looking for a kimura but The Eagle is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Valur to get the leverage.
Valur slows the pace down in half guard.
The Eagle has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Valur is working away from the top position though.
Valur content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
The Eagle wants to get back to his feet.
Valur is trying to work for a kimura but The Eagle is defending well.
Valur working the head and body with strikes.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
The Eagle is trying to maintain the position but Valur is very close to passing his half guard.
Valur slows the pace down in half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Gilbert Valur dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!
The Eagle throws a leg kick that is checked
and Valur counters with a head kick. That will keep The Eagle thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Valur shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has The Eagle pinned against the cage. The Eagle gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Valur closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Valur lands in his opponent's guard.
Valur postures up.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The Eagle throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
The Eagle looking to control.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Valur slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
The Eagle trying to control the position.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Valur has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
The Eagle throws a head kick but Valur moves out of range.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Valur misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
A head kick misses from The Eagle.
The Eagle gets caught napping as Valur dives in and scores a takedown. The Eagle manages to retain guard.
Valur landing with the ground and pound.
Valur stands and throws The Eagle's legs to the side, diving into side control.
The referee asks Valur politely if he wouldn't mind getting on with it and actually doing something. Valur prefers to stall for the moment though.
Valur landing strikes.
The Eagle is sneaking out the side here. He's bucked Valur off and has taken his back!
Even with his hooks in, The Eagle manages to miss with strikes from the back.
Valur tries to escape but The Eagle has the hooks in and won't let him break free.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Valur prevents The Eagle from getting a body triangle.
The Eagle looking for the choke from the back.
The Eagle tries to keep control of the position but Valur is staying busy.
The Eagle somehow managing to miss with a strike from the back.
Valur covering up well under a series of strikes from The Eagle.
Valur turns into The Eagle and is now in his guard.
Valur gets to his feet. The Eagle looking to butt scoot but the ref puts an end to that. On your feet son!
A head kick misses from The Eagle.
Valur moves into range and clinches up with The Eagle.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The Eagle gets underhooks to prevent Valur's takedown attempt.
The Eagle goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
The Eagle is trying to force a seperation but Valur has the dominant position.
Knees in the clinch landing for Valur.
The Eagle is trying to pull guard but Valur turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
The Eagle is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Valur gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
The Eagle breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
The Eagle tries to clinch but Valur is having none of it.
The Eagle misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Sarel The Eagle. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Excellent takedown into side control there by Valur.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
The Eagle tries to get back to half guard but can't.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Gilbert Valur showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!
Valur stuffs the takedown.
The Eagle gets caught flat footed, as Valur shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
The Eagle is looking to stand back up... there's a bit of a scramble and Valur dives into side control.
Valur working away.
The Eagle is sneaking out the side here. He's bucked Valur off and has taken his back!
Valur tries to break free.
The Eagle gets his hands free as Valur looks to control.
The Eagle has his hand under the chin of his opponent looking for the choke. He's nearly got it! This one could be all over! But no, Valur has freed his hand and lives to survive another… well, another couple of seconds at least!
Valur trying to control the position but The Eagle manages to sink in the hooks.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The crowd hopeful of a finish here - The Eagle's supporters are on their feet, screaming for him to go for the rear naked choke.
The Eagle doesn't have the hooks in and Valur manages to turn into his guard.
Valur wants to pass the guard but The Eagle is keeping the position.
Valur distracts The Eagle with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Valur is stalling in the full guard.
Valur with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
The Eagle is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Valur postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Valur is stalling in the full guard.
The Eagle is trying to control the position but Valur postures up.
Valur preventing the sweep.
The Eagle trying to control the position.
Valur works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Valur is trying for a kimura here. The Eagle looks like he's in a lot of pain... and he's tapping out! Valur wins by kimura!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:58 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Gilbert Valur!
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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Forest Gump (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Futoshi Matsunaga (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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24
135 lbs
9 - 2 - 0 |
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145 lbs
3 - 0 - 0 |
BJJ Brown Belt
Counter fighter
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
9 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Forest Gump!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Futoshi Matsunaga!
The judges for this bout are Marco Blurström, Johanna Lukiainen and Anni Minnemäki.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Matsunaga stalks Gump and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Gump's face. Gump staggers backwards, shaken.
It looks like Forest Gump has been cut.
Matsunaga connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Matsunaga misses with a hook. Gump ducked under it nicely.
Matsunaga throws a poor cross that misses
and Gump counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
Matsunaga makes some distance and scrambles quickly back to his feet. Nice work!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Matsunaga bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Gump is rocked!
Matsunaga throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Matsunaga digs a good body shot into Gump's ribs.
Matsunaga looks to land a right hand but Gump moved out of range.
Matsunaga misses with an uppercut.
Gump drops down looking for a counter takedown but Matsunaga sprawls and moves away.
Matsunaga looks to land a left hand but Gump moved out of range nicely.
Matsunaga's jab looks to have found its range, popping Gump under the eye.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Matsunaga catches Gump with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Matsunaga looks to score with a jab to the body but Gump is just out of range.
Matsunaga bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Matsunaga misses with a looping right.
Gump attempts a counter takedown but Matsunaga avoids it well and moves away.
Matsunaga dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Gump drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Gump walks into a jab.
Matsunaga bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Gump's head backwards.
Gump takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Oh Gump is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Matsunaga walks forward and throws a big overhand right! Gump drops to the floor like a sack of potatoes! Matsunaga swarms on him with more punches until the referee wrestles him away from Gump's unconscious body! Wow, that was brutal!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Futoshi Matsunaga!
Futoshi Matsunaga decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Kurt Verygood (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ryan Tubridy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Verygood comes to the cage accompanied by Bring Pain. Tubridy is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Late Late theme tune. Kurt Verygood has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Kurt Verygood!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Ryan Tubridy!
The judges for this bout are Marco Blurström, Johanna Lukiainen and Tarja Halkonen.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tubridy throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
A counter left hand to the body from Verygood misses its target.
Verygood lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Tubridy at a distance.
Verygood scores with a shot to the body.
Tubridy throws an overhand right that lands on Verygood's shoulder, as Verygood tries to avoid the shot.
Tubridy has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Verygood is landing a low percentage of strikes.
Verygood misses with a straight right.
Verygood definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Verygood throws a body punch but Tubridy moves out of range.
Tubridy lands with a straight right. Verygood didn't see that one coming.
Verygood looks to throw the jab but Tubridy is out of range.
Tubridy misses with the combination.
Tubridy defending well as Verygood loads up on a big left hand.
Tubridy jabs Verygood to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Tubridy swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Verygood throws a hook to the side of Tubridy's head but Tubridy sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Tubridy misses with a jab, cross combination.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Verygood throws a jab when Tubridy was well out of range.
Verygood lands a jab to Tubridy's midsection.
Tubridy misses with a hook. Verygood ducked under it nicely.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Verygood misses with a hook. Tubridy ducked under it nicely.
Tubridy throws out a loose jab but Verygood uses good head movement to avoid it.
Verygood misses with a straight left.
Verygood throws a body shot but no joy.
Tubridy avoids the body shot from Verygood.
Tubridy thuds his right hand into Verygood's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Some wild striking there from Tubridy.
Nice defenses there by Verygood.
Tubridy throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Verygood sees it coming and avoids it easily.
A jab from Tubridy misses.
Verygood throws a predictable looking body shot
and Tubridy counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Verygood staying out of range there.
Verygood is looking to counter punch.
Tubridy avoids the body shot from Verygood.
A looping hook to the body misses from Verygood. Tubridy does a little dance to reset his feet.
Verygood connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Tubridy throws a right and a left that both miss.
Verygood fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Tubridy looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Tubridy misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Verygood appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Tubridy lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Verygood circles away quickly and effectively.
Tubridy misses with a double jab.
Nice shot by Verygood.
A punch combination from Tubridy misses.
Verygood catches Tubridy with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Verygood lands with a cross.
Tubridy steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Verygood.
Verygood bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Tubridy looks to throw the jab but Verygood is out of range.
Verygood throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Tubridy stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Tubridy throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Verygood connects with a body shot that sends Tubridy's belly button to the back.
Tubridy looks to score with a jab to the body but Verygood is just out of range.
Verygood looks to land a left hand but Tubridy moved out of range nicely.
Verygood misses with a hook.
Good exchange - Verygood coming out on top.
Tubridy is rocked!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tubridy leaves his chin hanging out and Verygood seizes the opportunity with an uppercut! Tubridy crumbles to the floor in a heap! The referee steps in and tends to the downed fighter! What a knockout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:09 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Kurt Verygood!
A relieved looking Kurt Verygood thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
Ryan Tubridy was interviewed post fight and said 'Fuck this shit '.
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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Carl Berg (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Takeda Shingen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Berg might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Three 6 Mafia - That's Right ft. Akon, Jim Jones. The crowd seem to be enjoying Shingen's choice of entrance music: Swarrrm - Scilence. Takeda Shingen has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Carl Berg!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Takeda Shingen!
The judges for this bout are Marco Blurström, Ben Zyskovitsi and Arvi Lind.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Berg uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Shingen.
Berg throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Shingen counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Berg misses with a few strikes there.
Berg fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Shingen checks it well.
Berg looks to land a combination but Shingen avoids it well.
Berg gets a double leg takedown into Shingen's guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Shingen has his foot on Berg's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Berg works his way back into a safe position though.
Shingen manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Berg manages to get himself to full guard.
Shingen engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Shingen throws a big elbow that misses.
Shingen in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Berg is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Shingen trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Shingen sitting in guard here, content to control.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Shingen's corner are shouting for him to control the position and he seems happy to oblige.
Shingen drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Shingen jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
Shingen is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Berg looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.
A looping hook to the body misses from Shingen. Berg does a little dance to reset his feet.
Berg appears to be looking for a big counter.
Shingen closes the distance and clinches.
Shingen lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Berg is trying to push Shingen away but Shingen has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Shingen lands an uppercut.
Shingen has managed to pull guard. Let's see whether he can work an aggressive guard. It will also be interesting to see what tactics Berg uses from the top position.
Shingen has his hands on Berg's head, controlling the position.
Shingen wants to hit a switch here but Berg passes into full mount! Oh no, disaster for Shingen there!
Shingen wants to control but Berg is having none of it.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Berg looking to ground and pound but Shingen is blocking nicely.
Berg lands a big elbow.
It looks like Takeda Shingen has been cut.
Shingen tries to lock up and control but Berg gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Berg looking to control but Shingen is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Berg lands an elbow that was bordering on illegal but the referee lets it go with a warning.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Shingen wriggling around on the bottom manages to avoid the strikes thrown by Berg.
Shingen tries to hold on but Berg pushes him away.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Berg connects with a couple of good shots from mount.
Shingen is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Carl Berg will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Takeda Shingen's cut.
That's time! Berg's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Shingen with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Shingen takes the fight into the clinch.
Shingen tries to work over Berg's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Berg is trying to break the clinch but Shingen has him pressed against the cage.
Shingen tries to work over Berg's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Shingen.
A short body shot lands from Shingen as the two fighters clinch.
Shingen misses with a hook to the ribs.
Shingen gets through Berg's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Shingen manages to pull guard.
Shingen throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Shingen looking for a guillotine here but Berg defends easily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Shingen had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Berg defends it easily.
Shingen utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Shingen has momentary wrist control but Berg slips an elbow through the middle.
Berg throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Shingen is pulling down on Berg's head. It's preventing any offense from Berg, at least for the moment.
Berg is in close to Shingen's body, working some short punches and elbows.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Shingen looking for a guillotine here but Berg defends easily.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Shingen is on top in guard.
Berg is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Berg throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Berg controls Shingen momentarily but Shingen frees himself.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Shingen controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Shingen won't allow Berg to sweep him here.
Shingen keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Berg's head.
Carl Berg overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Shingen is stalling in the full guard.
Berg wants to sweep but no luck.
Shingen controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Carl Berg is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Berg misses with a hook. Shingen ducked under it nicely.
Berg throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Shingen was covering up waiting for the punch and Berg finishes the takedown easily into guard.
Shingen is trying to control the position but Berg postures up.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Shingen is looking for a triangle but Berg pushes his legs off easily.
Berg stands up over Shingen, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Takeda Shingen showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Takeda Shingen's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!
Berg takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Shingen moves out of range of the body kick from Berg.
Berg throws out a powerful jab.
Shingen instigates a clinch.
Berg can't break the clinch.
Shingen tries to throw a body punch but Berg avoids it by throwing Shingen back against the cage.
Shingen lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Shingen lands a body shot.
Berg pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Shingen lands a jab to the head.
It looks like Carl Berg has been cut.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Shingen avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Shingen ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Shingen lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Berg is rocked!
Shingen looks to score with a jab to the body but Berg is just out of range.
Oh Berg is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Carl Berg seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Berg throws a right and a left that both miss.
Berg seems to have got his legs back now.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The crowd cheers as Berg lands an impressive looking overhand right. Shingen doesn't seem phased though.
A cross from Shingen lands.
Shingen misses with a wild body shot.
Shingen scores with a jab to the body.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Shingen throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Shingen uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Berg.
Shingen misses the shot to the body.
A punch combination from Berg misses.
Berg ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Shingen moves into range and clinches up with Berg.
Shingen throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Shingen gets through Berg's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Shingen gets through Berg's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Berg blocks a body shot from Shingen.
Shingen pushes Berg back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Shingen successfully pulls guard.
Shingen seems keen to control rather than go for a submission, at least for now.
Shingen is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Berg defends well.
Berg throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Shingen working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Berg.
Berg avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Shingen throws his legs up looking for a submission but Berg uses it to pass to side control.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Berg landing strikes.
Shingen is trying to get back to half guard.
Berg working the ground and pound from side control.
Shingen is looking for a sweep.
Shingen wants to control but Berg postures up.
Shingen gets back to half guard.
Shingen manages to get to full guard.
Berg working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Shingen will have to put a bit more behind his punches if he's going to do any damage from this position.
Shingen is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Shingen tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Berg missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Shingen seems keen to control Berg's posture.
Berg postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Berg wants to control from the top but Shingen keeps moving.
Shingen is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Berg is aware though and is defending well.
And that's the end of the fight!
Takeda Shingen comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Shingen has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Marco Blurström scores the fight 28:29
Judge Ben Zyskovitsi scores the fight 28:29
Judge Arvi Lind scores the fight 28:29
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Takeda Shingen!
Takeda Shingen very nearly forgot to thank //buriedALIVE// Fight Gear amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.
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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Demon Monkey (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hairy Scrotum (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Monkey comes into the arena with Bransjehora blaring out of the sound system. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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180 lbs
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177 lbs
4 - 0 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Demon Monkey!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Hairy Scrotum!
The judges for this bout are Roosa Järviläinen, Ben Zyskovitsi and Tarja Halkonen.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Scrotum tries to clinch up.
Scrotum throws an overhand right that lands on Monkey's shoulder, as Monkey tries to avoid the shot.
Scrotum throws a poor cross that misses
and Monkey counters with a body kick.
Monkey defending well as Scrotum loads up on a big left hand.
Scrotum misses with a hook. Monkey ducked under it nicely.
Monkey throws a lazy right hand but Scrotum sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Monkey gets cracked there but stands up to it.
It looks like Demon Monkey has been cut.
Scrotum takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Monkey scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
A decent looking cross lands there for Scrotum.
Scrotum connects with a body shot.
Monkey throws a head kick but Scrotum moves out of range.
Monkey ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Scrotum has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Monkey on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Scrotum checks the leg kick nicely there.
Monkey throws a leg kick but Scrotum sees it coming and moves out of range.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice uppercut lands for Scrotum. That snapped Monkey's head back.
A chopping leg kick lands by Monkey.
A nice leg kick lands there from Monkey.
Scrotum looks to land a left hand but Monkey moved out of range nicely.
Scrotum tries to clinch there but Monkey circles away.
Monkey half committed to a counter leg kick.
Monkey looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Donk. Scrotum catches Monkey right on the button with a cross.
Scrotum lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Some wild striking there from Scrotum.
Monkey half committed to a counter leg kick.
Monkey gets tackled into the cage by Scrotum. Scrotum maintains the clinch.
Scrotum fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Monkey tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Scrotum misses with some punches.
Scrotum throws a punch but it's blocked by Monkey.
Monkey throws a head punch that misses.
Monkey softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Stalling in the clinch from Monkey.
Scrotum blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Scrotum lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Scrotum misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Monkey tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Scrotum swings wildly with an uppercut but Monkey uses good head movement to avoid it.
Monkey tries a body shot but Scrotum blocks it.
Monkey blocking some punches.
Scrotum blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Scrotum.
Monkey tries to work over Scrotum's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Monkey misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Scrotum blocks an elbow strike from Monkey.
Scrotum tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Monkey's elbow.
Monkey misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Scrotum.
Monkey misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Scrotum.
A head punch on the inside from Scrotum fails to land.
Monkey misses with a punch to the body.
Scrotum swings away with an uppercut that misses.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A shot in the inside from Scrotum.
Demon Monkey's cut is getting worse.
Scrotum can't find room to land a body shot as Monkey controls the action.
Monkey is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Scrotum lands a right hand that snaps the head of Monkey backwards.
Scrotum misses with some punches.
Monkey fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Monkey effectively controlling the action here.
Scrotum swings wildly with an uppercut but Monkey uses good head movement to avoid it.
Scrotum struggles to land a body shot inside as Monkey controls his hands.
Scrotum misses with a hook to the ribs.
Monkey has a couple of punches blocked by Scrotum.
Monkey blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A nice left hand lands by Monkey.
Monkey blocks an uppercut.
Scrotum fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Monkey lands a left hand that snaps the head of Scrotum backwards.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Scrotum misses with a hook from the clinch.
Scrotum swings wildly with an uppercut but Monkey uses good head movement to avoid it.
Monkey misses with the head strike.
Scrotum can't find room to land a body shot as Monkey controls the action.
Scrotum misses with a punch on the inside.
Monkey blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Scrotum misses with a short punch on the inside.
Scrotum working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Scrotum swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Scrotum scores with a nice hook to the head.
Monkey lands a left hand that snaps the head of Scrotum backwards.
Scrotum misses with a short punch on the inside.
Monkey lands with a short punch from the clinch.
A short left from Scrotum.
A head punch on the inside from Scrotum fails to land.
Monkey tries a body shot but Scrotum blocks it.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Monkey.
Monkey tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Scrotum's elbow.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Hairy Scrotum dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Demon Monkey's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Monkey throws a leg kick
and Scrotum counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Monkey looks for the body kick but Scrotum saw that one coming.
Scrotum lands with a straight right. Monkey didn't see that one coming.
Monkey slips a straight right by Scrotum.
Monkey closes the distance and pushes Scrotum back into the cage.
Monkey scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Scrotum swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Monkey stalling in the clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Monkey.
A shot in the inside from Monkey.
Monkey blocks an uppercut.
Scrotum swings wildly with an uppercut but Monkey uses good head movement to avoid it.
Monkey stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Hairy Scrotum seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Monkey lands a hook to the side of the head.
Monkey stalling in the clinch.
A left hand lands to the body for Monkey.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A short right from Scrotum on the inside.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A head punch on the inside from Monkey fails to land.
Monkey struggles to land a body shot inside as Scrotum controls his hands.
Scrotum blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Monkey swings wildly with an uppercut but Scrotum uses good head movement to avoid it.
Scrotum lands with a short shot to the head.
Scrotum working aggressively here.
A hook to the body from Monkey.
Scrotum fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Monkey holding his opponent close, against the cage.
A nice left hand lands by Scrotum.
Monkey misses with a hook from the clinch.
Scrotum lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Monkey backwards.
Scrotum lands a right hand that snaps the head of Monkey backwards.
Monkey scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Scrotum lands a hook to the side of the head.
Scrotum misses with a punch on the inside.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Monkey lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Scrotum misses with a punch on the inside.
Monkey misses with a punch to the body.
Scrotum lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Scrotum swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Still in the clinch, Scrotum scores with a nice short uppercut.
Monkey blocking some punches.
Monkey softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
A shot in the inside from Monkey.
Scrotum has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
A head punch on the inside from Scrotum fails to land.
Scrotum working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Monkey tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Scrotum's elbow.
Monkey throws a head punch that misses.
Scrotum blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Monkey working aggressively here.
Scrotum lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Scrotum lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Monkey tries to stall but Scrotum uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Monkey lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Monkey makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Scrotum misses with a short punch on the inside.
Monkey lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Scrotum lands a right hand that snaps the head of Monkey backwards.
Scrotum scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Still in the clinch, Monkey scores with a nice short uppercut.
Monkey lands a hook to the side of the head.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Monkey.
Scrotum working aggressively here.
Scrotum misses with a short punch on the inside.
Monkey swings wildly with an uppercut but Scrotum uses good head movement to avoid it.
Monkey blocks an uppercut.
Scrotum blocks an uppercut.
A short body shot lands from Scrotum as the two fighters clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Monkey.
Scrotum misses with a hook to the ribs.
Scrotum scores with a nice hook to the head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Scrotum lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Scrotum swings away with an uppercut that misses.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Monkey throws a head punch that misses.
Scrotum stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Scrotum gets through Monkey's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Demon Monkey's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
A nice left hand lands by Scrotum.
Scrotum misses with some punches.
Monkey misses with a punch to the body.
Scrotum throws a punch but it's blocked by Monkey.
Scrotum misses with a punch on the inside.
Scrotum fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Monkey.
Scrotum lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Monkey backwards.
Monkey misses with a punch to the body.
Scrotum tries to throw a body punch but Monkey avoids it by throwing Scrotum back against the cage.
Monkey blocks an uppercut.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A short right from Scrotum on the inside.
Scrotum lands a right hand.
Scrotum lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Monkey blocks a punch to the side of the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Hairy Scrotum showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Demon Monkey's cut.
That's time! Monkey's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Scrotum connects with a jab.
Monkey changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
A low kick from Monkey misses
and Scrotum counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Scrotum.
Scrotum lands a left hand.
Monkey misses with some punches.
Monkey misses with a hook from the clinch.
Scrotum lands with a right to the head.
Monkey doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Scrotum scores with a shot to the side of Monkey's head.
Monkey tries to work over Scrotum's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Scrotum blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Scrotum lands with a short shot to the head.
Scrotum lands with a short shot to the head.
Monkey is rocked!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Scrotum misses with a short punch on the inside.
Oh Monkey is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Scrotum pushes Monkey against the cage. Scrotum is working some dirty boxing. Scrotum pushes off with a quick right hook! Monkey goes down! Monkey tries to stand but stumbles back to his kness! Scrotum moves in to finish and the ref steps in to prevent any more damage!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:55 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Hairy Scrotum!
Hairy Scrotum is the new welterweight champion!
Hairy Scrotum decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
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