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Undercard bout

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bob Nastanovich (ranked 23262 p4p, 904 weight class) and Wilson Carlos (ranked 22419 p4p, 893 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Carlos's choice of entrance music: sujou meu pau foi de coco. Bob Nastanovich could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Wilson Carlos's chin.



188 cm
21
210 lbs
1 - 3 - 0
190 cm
24
205 lbs
2 - 5 - 0
Good takedowns
Basic striking
KO power
BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Powerful


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bob Nastanovich!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Wilson Carlos!
The judges for this bout are Johanna Lukiainen, Tarja Halkonen and Roosa Järviläinen.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Nastanovich shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
Nastanovich looks exhausted already! Oh dear, he should have come in in better shape than this!
Nastanovich is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Nastanovich not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Nastanovich throwing shots but Carlos is blocking nicely.
Nastanovich prevents Carlos from standing back up.
Carlos wants to get back to full guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Nastanovich connects with a nice short shot to Carlos's temple.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Carlos regains full guard, whilst avoiding punches from Nastanovich.
Carlos keeping moving, preventing Nastanovich from controlling successfully.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nastanovich won't allow Carlos to get back to his feet.
Carlos is trying to control the position but Nastanovich postures up.
Nastanovich wants to pass the guard but Carlos is keeping the position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Nastanovich cracks Carlos with a solid left hand.
Nastanovich wants to control from the top but Carlos keeps moving.

The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Nastanovich tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Carlos defends well and Nastanovich ends up having to push Carlos into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
Carlos misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Carlos looks to land a combination but Nastanovich avoids it well.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Carlos throws a nice looking combination but Nastanovich bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.

Nastanovich fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Carlos sprawls well initially but Nastanovich persists and gets the takedown into half guard.

Carlos pushes Nastanovich off and gets back to his feet.
Carlos throws a head kick but Nastanovich moves out of range.
Some wild striking there from Carlos.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.

Carlos gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Nastanovich to score an easy takedown into full guard.
Nastanovich won't allow Carlos to get back to his feet.
Nastanovich sitting in guard, not really doing much.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Nastanovich landing with the ground and pound.
Nastanovich throwing strikes from guard but Carlos blocks nicely.
Nastanovich stands up over Carlos, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Nastanovich controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
Nastanovich with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Carlos wants to stand up but Nastanovich is controlling him.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Nastanovich's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Nastanovich has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Nastanovich throwing strikes but missing.
Carlos is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Nastanovich wants to control from the top but Carlos keeps moving.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Nastanovich is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.

The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Bob Nastanovich will probably get the nod.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.


Nastanovich slips a jab and a cross from Carlos.
A head kick from Carlos lands but Nastanovich takes it in his stride.

It looks like Bob Nastanovich has been cut.
No joy there for Carlos, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Carlos shoots in for a takedown but Nastanovich shows good takedown defense.
Wilson Carlos seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Carlos lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Nastanovich looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.

Nastanovich gets the takedown into side control.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Nastanovich is putting a hurting on Carlos here, landing some big shots from side control.
Carlos is trying to escape the position but Nastanovich is controlling the position.
Nastanovich has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.
Carlos taking a bit of punishment here - Nastanovich scoring with strikes.
Nastanovich trying to control the action but Carlos is working from the bottom.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Check out the look on Nastanovich's face as he threw that strike - that's one determined fighter!
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Carlos tries to improve position but can't.
Nastanovich lands a few punches from side control.
Bob Nastanovich overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
The referee asks Nastanovich politely if he wouldn't mind getting on with it and actually doing something. Nastanovich prefers to stall for the moment though.
Nastanovich scores with a couple of nice shots to the head there. The referee takes a look at Carlos to see if he's OK.
Carlos really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Nastanovich. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Carlos is trying to improve his position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Nastanovich scoring with punches and elbows.
Nastanovich is working Carlos over with some ground and pound from side control.
Nastanovich in side control lands a nice looking series of punches and elbows.
Nastanovich is chipping away with strikes.
Carlos tries to bench press Nastanovich off him but Nastanovich keeps the position.
Carlos felt the need to train up his defensive grappling in the buildup to the fight. Presumably he was expecting to be in a difficult position like this, so let's see if he can get out of it.
Carlos takes a couple of big shots there - the referee warns him that he has to defend himself better.
Carlos pushes Nastanovich away and creates a bit of space to escape. He's almost out here... but no, Nastanovich gets a good hold of his legs and remains firmly in side control.
Carlos is looking to reverse the position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Carlos wants to control but Nastanovich postures up.

The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.

Nastanovich shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Carlos is trying to defend but Nastanovich finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.
Carlos is looking to get back to is feet but Nastanovich passes into side control.
Carlos bucks up and tries to throw Nastanovich off but instead Nastanovich has got his back!
Nastanovich controls the position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Will Nastanovich go for the finish here or will he try and keep control of the position?
Carlos trying to get back to his feet but Nastanovich is in full control for now.
Nastanovich lands shots from the back.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Nastanovich scores with punches and elbows.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bob Nastanovich dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Bob Nastanovich's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!


Carlos throws a head kick but Nastanovich moves out of range.

Nastanovich shoots in and bounces Carlos off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
Nastanovich wants to control from the top but Carlos keeps moving.

Carlos kicks Nastanovich off and gets to his feet.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Carlos fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Nastanovich appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Nastanovich shoots in but Carlos avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Carlos lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Nastanovich circles away quickly and effectively.
Carlos misses with a double jab.
Nastanovich was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice sprawl there from Carlos as Nastanovich shoots in.
Carlos scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Wilson Carlos is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Carlos will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Nastanovich closes this distance looking for a takedown but Carlos circles away.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Bob Nastanovich. That's going to take a lot out of him.
No joy there for Carlos, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Carlos looks to land a combination but Nastanovich avoids it well.

Excellent takedown into side control there by Nastanovich.
Carlos is not content to let Nastanovich control the position.
Bob Nastanovich is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Carlos tries to buck Nastanovich off but Nastanovich is having none of it.
Nastanovich controls the position.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Carlos wants to get back to his feet.

The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.

Nastanovich drives through and clinches with Carlos against the cage.
Carlos is pressed up against the cage. Nastanovich has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Carlos down to the mat. Carlos avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Nastanovich has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Nastanovich lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Carlos throws a nice looking combination but Nastanovich bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Nastanovich attempts a counter takedown but Carlos avoids it well and moves away.
Carlos falls off balance throwing a combination

so Nastanovich counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
Nastanovich is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Nastanovich advances to half guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Nastanovich keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.
Nastanovich's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
Nice strikes from Nastanovich there.

And that's the end of the fight!
Wilson Carlos comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Nastanovich has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Johanna Lukiainen scores the fight 29:28
Judge Tarja Halkonen scores the fight 29:28
Judge Roosa Järviläinen scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by split decision... Bob Nastanovich!
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pop
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RATING
38%

 

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jules Winnfield (ranked 9754 p4p, 846 weight class) and Jeremy Stylez (ranked 5732 p4p, 677 weight class). Jeremy Stylez is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.



195 cm
20
220 lbs
0 - 0 - 0
180 cm
21
205 lbs
3 - 5 - 0
Good wrestling
Brawler
Very strong
BJJ Blue Belt
Good kicks
Granite chin


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Amped Performance


Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Jules Winnfield!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 5 - 0, fighting out of New York, Jeremy Stylez!
The judges for this bout are Anni Minnemäki, Ben Zyskovitsi and Marco Blurström.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Stylez scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.

Winnfield rushes Stylez and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Stylez tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Winnfield just stands there and leans against the cage.

Winnfield escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Stylez just misses with a punch to the body.
Winnfield feinted with a counter takedown.
Stylez throws a series of punches but Winnfield moves out of range.
Some wild striking there from Stylez.

Winnfield closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
Winnfield is figuring out what he wants to do next.

Winnfield gets to his feet - back to striking we go!

That's one minute gone in the round.

Winnfield takes the fight into the clinch.

Winnfield drags the fight down to the ground.

Stylez is sitting in close to Winnfield's body. Winnfield has gone for a guillotine from the bottom. Oh damn, that looks pretty tight! Stylez is panicking - it looks like this one could be all over! Yes, Stylez is tapping! That was a very nice submission by Winnfield.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:51 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Jules Winnfield!
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hype
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50%

 

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Hans Hammar (ranked 5285 p4p, 466 weight class) and Artem Lobov (ranked 8140 p4p, 565 weight class). Hans Hammar could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Artem Lobov's chin.



175 cm
19
170 lbs
1 - 0 - 0
176 cm
21
160 lbs
1 - 2 - 0
BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Cardio machine
BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Powerful


Sin City Allstars


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Hans Hammar!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Artem Lobov!
The judges for this bout are Tarja Halkonen, Roosa Järviläinen and Matti Vanhoillinen.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hammar throws a left jab followed by a right to the body, Oh Lobov colapses and takes a barrage of punches from Hammar as he moves to mount! the ref stops the fight and Lobov is left battered and dazed whilst Hammar and his camp cheer!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:05 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Hans Hammar!
Hans Hammar very nearly forgot to thank Sin City Allstars amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.
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Undercard bout

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Jesse Montgomery Iii (ranked 4641 p4p, 528 weight class) and Oleksandr Vasylyk (ranked 7810 p4p, 711 weight class). Montgomery Iii's entrance music is Bust A Move. A fine choice. Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?



189 cm
20
190 lbs
2 - 0 - 0
190 cm
19
185 lbs
1 - 0 - 0
BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin
BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin


Fanatic Inc.
Urban Fighter


Reaper Combatwear


Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jesse Montgomery Iii!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Oleksandr Vasylyk!
The judges for this bout are Arvi Lind, Matti Vanhoillinen and Johanna Lukiainen.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Vasylyk ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Montgomery Iii moves away.
Vasylyk throws out a leg kick but Montgomery Iii moves out of range and Vasylyk only half commits.
Montgomery Iii lunges at Vasylyk with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Vasylyk's hand.
Vasylyk works Montgomery Iii's body with a nice hook.
Montgomery Iii has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Globo Gym in the buildup to the fight.
Montgomery Iii cracks Vasylyk with an open hand slap.
A chopping leg kick lands by Vasylyk.
Montgomery Iii tests Vasylyk's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Vasylyk misses the shot to the body.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Montgomery Iii.
Vasylyk moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Vasylyk misses with a low kick.
Montgomery Iii keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Montgomery Iii feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Vasylyks jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Montgomery Iii misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Vasylyk.
Vasylyk throws out a counter right but Montgomery Iii avoids it with no problem.
Montgomery Iii looks to throw the jab but Vasylyk is out of range.
Vasylyk lands a lovely overhand right.
A jab from Vasylyk misses.
Montgomery Iii punishes Vasylyk's body with a nice straight punch.
Vasylyk takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Montgomery Iii takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.

Montgomery Iii pushes Vasylyk up against the cage in a clinch.
Montgomery Iii doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Montgomery Iii blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Vasylyk pushes Montgomery Iii back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Montgomery Iii throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Vasylyks head.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Montgomery Iii lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Vasylyk blocks a body shot from Montgomery Iii.
Nice body punch from Montgomery Iii.
Vasylyk swings wildly with an uppercut but Montgomery Iii uses good head movement to avoid it.
A nice left hand lands by Montgomery Iii.
Montgomery Iii manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Montgomery Iii misses with a hook to the ribs.
Vasylyk misses with a short punch on the inside.
Nice body punch from Montgomery Iii - that landed with a thud.
Montgomery Iii swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Montgomery Iii lands a nice shot to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Montgomery Iii blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Montgomery Iii lands a body punch.
Montgomery Iii blocking some punches.
Montgomery Iii tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Vasylyk doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Montgomery Iii scores with a shot to the side of Vasylyk's head.
Vasylyk lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Vasylyk fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Montgomery Iii.
Vasylyk misses with a body punch.
Vasylyk blocking some punches.
Vasylyk misses with a body punch.
Montgomery Iii working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Montgomery Iii scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Montgomery Iii misses with a punch to the body.
Montgomery Iii lands a left hand that snaps the head of Vasylyk backwards.
Montgomery Iii lands a right hand that snaps the head of Vasylyk backwards.
Nice body punch from Montgomery Iii - that landed with a thud.
Montgomery Iii swings wildly with an uppercut but Vasylyk uses good head movement to avoid it.
Montgomery Iii is leaning against Vasylyk and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Vasylyk fails to land with a short punch on the inside.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Vasylyk misses with a body punch.
Vasylyk misses with some punches.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Montgomery Iii.
Montgomery Iii can't find room to land a body shot as Vasylyk controls the action.
Montgomery Iii swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Montgomery Iii tries to work over Vasylyk's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Montgomery Iii scores with a shoulder strike.
Montgomery Iii lands with a light punch inside.
A short right from Montgomery Iii.
A head punch on the inside from Vasylyk fails to land.
A shot in the inside from Montgomery Iii.
Vasylyk misses with a hook from the clinch.
Montgomery Iii lands an uppercut.
Montgomery Iii lands a shot to the body.
Montgomery Iii tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Vasylyk's elbow.
Montgomery Iii lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Vasylyk lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Montgomery Iii takes a shot to the head.
Montgomery Iii lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Vasylyk looks winded!
Montgomery Iii prevents a body shot from Vasylyk.
Vasylyk misses with a hook to the ribs.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Montgomery Iii is leaning against Vasylyk and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Montgomery Iii softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
A short uppercut from Montgomery Iii.
Montgomery Iii working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Montgomery Iii lands a body shot in the clinch.
Vasylyk's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Montgomery Iii scores with a shot to the side of Vasylyk's head.

Vasylyk is rocked!
Montgomery Iii gets through Vasylyk's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Vasylyk is still on wobbly legs! Can Montgomery Iii finish him?
Vasylyk blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Montgomery Iii creates some distance for himself and unleashes a massive uppercut that sends Vasylyk's eyes rolling into the back of his head! Vasylyk drops to his knees and Montgomery Iii pours it on with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:34 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jesse Montgomery Iii!
During a confident post fight interview, Jesse Montgomery Iii thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
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Undercard bout

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Nigga Blackie (ranked 5883 p4p, 697 weight class) and Alexandre Garcia (ranked 4771 p4p, 611 weight class). Garcia has chosen enguinha pocoto as his entrance music. Alexandre Garcia has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?



182 cm
26
176 lbs
3 - 3 - 0
180 cm
27
170 lbs
3 - 6 - 0
BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
Very quick
BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Knockout power


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Nigga Blackie!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Alexandre Garcia!
The judges for this bout are Johanna Lukiainen, Marco Blurström and Matti Vanhoillinen.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Blackie tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Garcia avoids the head kick by Blackie.
Blackie throws a sloppy head kick and Garcia moves out of range easily.

Blackie throws a head kick that lands with a deafening thwack! The crowd roars as Garcia stumbles backwards and falls to the mat. Blackie follows into mount!

It looks like Alexandre Garcia has been cut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!

Blackie is working on an americana here. Ooh, that looks pretty nasty! Nope, Garcia has managed to escape the submission attempt.
Garcia tries to hold on but Blackie pushes him away.
Blackie is trying to stand up but he's being controlled by his opponent.
Blackie tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
Garcia is flailing around like a fish out of water, trying to land strikes.
Garcia is squirming around, avoiding Blackie's attempts to control the action.
Garcia sneaks a leg under to get to half guard.
Blackie is taking a breather. Garcia says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Garcia punching from the bottom.
Garcia is trying to stand back up but Blackie is controlling him
Blackie wants to control but Garcia is keeping him busy.
Garcia manages to get to full guard.
Blackie being controlled here momentarily.
Blackie trying to control the position from guard on top but Garcia is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Blackie controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
Garcia trying to control the position here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Blackie trying to control but Garcia is working from the bottom.

Blackie gets to his feet. Garcia looking to butt scoot but the ref puts an end to that. On your feet son!
Blackie definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.

Blackie closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Garcia jumps guard but Blackie stands there with Garcia around his waist. Garcia gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Blackie creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Garcia has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Blackie after a bit of a struggle.
Blackie throws an elbow that misses.
Garcia blocks the elbow strike.
Garcia is trying to pull guard but Blackie has him pressed against the cage.
Nigga Blackie has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Alexandre Garcia.
Blackie with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Blackie misses with an elbow over the top.
Blackie lands a damaging elbow.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Blackie misses with an elbow strike.
Garcia tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Blackie smiles and moves away.
Whack! Blackie lands a heavy head kick that drops Garcia. The ref tackles Blackie to stop the fight - a great save by the referee because Garcia was done.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:16 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Head Kick). Nigga Blackie!
A victorious Nigga Blackie thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
The defeated Alexandre Garcia had this to say: 'tava sentindo dores'.
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pop
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RATING
42%

 

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Martin Anvil (ranked 4382 p4p, 417 weight class) and Maven Troers (ranked 4534 p4p, 426 weight class). The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!



179 cm
26
155 lbs
3 - 2 - 0
175 cm
25
154 lbs
7 - 5 - 0
BJJ Purple Belt
Basic striking
Cardio machine
BJJ Purple Belt
Decent boxing
Solid chin


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Martin Anvil!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Maven Troers!
The judges for this bout are Ben Zyskovitsi, Matti Vanhoillinen and Anni Minnemäki.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Troers ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.

Anvil clinches up with Troers and pushes him back against the cage.
Troers managing to block the knees to the body from Anvil.
Anvil doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Troers drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Anvil gets the underhooks and prevents it.

Anvil turns his back and goes for a hip toss. It's a bit messy but it gets the job done and Anvil manages to end up in side control.
Anvil working away.
Troers controls the position for a moment.
Troers regains half guard.
Anvil throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Troers keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Troers is trying to maintain the position but Anvil is very close to passing his half guard.
Anvil slips a nice elbow through Troers's hands, connecting with Troers's forehead.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Anvil is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Troers wants to improve his position but Anvil is controlling well.
Troers trying to hold on to Anvil's head to control him but Anvil postures up.
Troers is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.

Anvil is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
Anvil is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Anvil is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Anvil looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Anvil is nestled in close to Troers, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Troers wants to improve his position but Anvil is controlling well.
Troers is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
Anvil tries to pass the half guard into mount. Troers knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Anvil landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Troers is looking to improve his position.
Anvil working the head and body with strikes.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Anvil thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Anvil has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Troers avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Anvil.
Troers wants to improve his position but Anvil is controlling well.
Troers desperately trying to maintain half guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Troers tries to roll over but Anvil keeps him under control.
Troers has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Anvil is working away from the top position though.
Anvil is keen to just control but Troers is a slippery customer.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Anvil lands a nice short elbow.
Anvil wants to take a breather but Troers is having none of it.
Troers is trying to control but can't.
Troers moves into full guard.
Anvil pushing down on Troers's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
Troers wants to improve his position but Anvil is controlling well.
Anvil scores with a couple of good hammerfists.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Troers is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Anvil's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Anvil's back!
Troers trying to control momentarily.
Anvil is defending well here and trying to improve his position.
Anvil tries to escape the position - he's now mounted. Is that better or worse? Hard to tell!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Anvil is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
Anvil wants to hold on but Troers pushes him away.
Anvil is working to get back to half guard.
Troers tries to stand up but he's trapped just for the moment.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Martin Anvil dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.



Anvil darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
Anvil is pressing down on Troers's thigh, looking to free his foot. Troers is holding on for now.
Troers taking some punishment here, with Anvil in his half guard.

Anvil wants to work for an arm triangle but Troers is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Anvil missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Troers taking some punishment here, with Anvil in his half guard.
Anvil seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Anvil missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Anvil is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Troers is trying to maintain the position but Anvil is very close to passing his half guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Anvil throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Troers trying to control from the bottom.
Anvil missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Anvil thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Troers's head.
Anvil sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Troers defending well though.

Anvil is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Troers sees it coming and defends easily.
Troers keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Anvil lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Troers wants to get back to full guard.

Troers looking for submissions from an awkward position here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Anvil working Troers over with strikes.
Anvil throwing shots but Troers is blocking nicely.
Troers wants to improve his position but Anvil is controlling well.
Troers is still trying to improve position.

Anvil is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Troers doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Anvil.
Troers is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Anvil is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
We've been informed that Troers has been working hard on his conditioning in the buildup to the fight.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Anvil wants to free his trapped foot but Troers is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Anvil is thwarting Troers's attempts to control the position.
Troers taking some punishment here, with Anvil in his half guard.
Troers wants to control but Anvil is keeping busy.
Troers is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Anvil scores with a couple of nice shots.
Anvil lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Troers controlling the position for now.
Troers is looking to improve his position.
Troers wants to get back to full guard but Anvil has mounted him!
Anvil is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Troers can do to turn this around?

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Troers can't escape the position.
Anvil landing punches.
Anvil lands a nice shot to the head.
Anvil can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Troers is looking to escape.
Anvil lands with some vicious ground and pound - can Troers hang on?
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Troers tries to hold on but Anvil postures up.
Troers can't escape the position.
Troers is bucking up trying to escape but Anvil cracks him with another couple of good strikes.

Anvil is thinking about an arm triangle here, looking to tighten it up before moving to side control. Troers can see it coming though and defends well with a couple of strikes to the head and some good arm positioning.
Anvil working the ground and pound effectively.

Troers is rocked!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Martin Anvil dominated that second round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!


Troers throws a right hand that Anvil ducks under and follows up with a left that Anvil also avoids with ease.
Troers throws a lazy right hand but Anvil sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.

Anvil scores with a takedown into Troers's guard.
Martin Anvil overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Anvil wants to pass the guard but Troers is keeping the position.
Anvil looking to sit in guard and control but Troers gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.

Troers stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Anvil swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Troers wants to stand but Anvil is controlling his posture from full guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Anvil controls Troers momentarily but Troers frees himself.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Troers stopping the sweep attempt from Anvil.
Anvil working a defensive guard here.
Troers wanted to stand there but Anvil had control of the position.
Anvil is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Troers wanted to stand there but Anvil had control of the position.
Troers wants to stand and escape but instead Anvil has hit a sweep and he's now on top in guard.

Anvil lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Troers wants to sweep but no luck.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Troers avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Anvil trying to control the position from guard on top but Troers is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Anvil postures up in Troers's guard and throws a big left but Troers blocks it.

Troers had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Anvil defends it easily.
Troers avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Troers managing to control the position.
Anvil trying to control but Troers is working from the bottom.

Anvil drops back looking for a leg! Troers is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Troers manages to kick Anvil off! Anvil jumps back into Troers's guard.
Anvil looking to pass the guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Anvil throwing strikes but missing.
Anvil pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Troers is keeping the position for now.
Anvil throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Troers working a defensive guard here.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
Anvil trying to control the position from guard on top but Troers is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
A shot to the liver by Troers. Beautiful body shot.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.

Anvil gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Anvil misses with a punch to the body.
Anvil misses with a punch to the body.
Troers wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Troers prevents a body shot from Anvil.
Anvil prevents a takedown attempt there.
Troers has had enough of the clinch but Anvil keeps him there for the moment.

Anvil gets a nice trip takedown into half guard.

Anvil looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Maven Troers has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Anvil trying to pass the guard but Troers defending well.

And that's the end of the fight!
Martin Anvil showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Anvil, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Ben Zyskovitsi scores the fight 30:27
Judge Matti Vanhoillinen scores the fight 30:27
Judge Anni Minnemäki scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Martin Anvil!
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hype
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pop
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FIGHT
RATING
36%

 

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Gustavo Carballo (ranked 5348 p4p, 587 weight class) and Roy Benavidez (ranked 2849 p4p, 369 weight class). Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the prize buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!



150 cm
27
185 lbs
5 - 0 - 0
180 cm
21
197 lbs
3 - 1 - 0
Good wrestling
Brawler
Good chin
Excellent grappler
Brawler
Powerful


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Voodoo Nutrition


Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Gustavo Carballo!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Roy Benavidez!
The judges for this bout are Anni Minnemäki, Roosa Järviläinen and Tarja Halkonen.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Carballo drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.

It looks like Gustavo Carballo has been cut.
Benavidez scores with a crisp jab that stopped Carballo in his tracks.
Benavidez jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Benavidez scores with a punch to the head.
Carballo takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Benavidez is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Carballo has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Carballo there as he acknowledges the shot.
Carballo dives in and grabs Benavidez's left leg, looking for a takedown. Benavidez pushes down on Carballo's head and hops out.
Carballo gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Benavidez counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Carballo closes this distance looking for a takedown but Benavidez circles away.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Gustavo Carballo. That's going to take a lot out of him.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Benavidez lunges at Carballo with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Carballo's hand.

Gustavo Carballo's cut is getting worse.
A lazy left from Benavidez finds it's target.

Benavidez dives in and scores a takedown into Carballo's guard.
Benavidez is pushing down on Carballo's leg trying to pass to half guard. Carballo is fighting to maintain full guard but Benavidez has managed to sneak the leg through.
Carballo is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Carballo won't allow Benavidez to pass to mount.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Benavidez is taking a breather. Carballo says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Carballo is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Benavidez pulls his head out easily.
Carballo is breathing heavily.
Benavidez performing his best blanket impression for a moment.
My spies in The Devil Dogs inform me that Benavidez has been getting involved in the gym's BJJ sparring sessions. Let's see whether that pays dividends!

Carballo is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Benavidez pulls his head out easily.
Benavidez seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Carballo does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Benavidez is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount!
Carballo knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Benavidez on the ground.

Benavidez is thinking about an arm triangle here, looking to tighten it up before moving to side control. Carballo can see it coming though and defends well with a couple of strikes to the head and some good arm positioning.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Carballo is squirming around, avoiding Benavidez's attempts to control the action.
Carballo is looking to improve his position but Benavidez isn't that keen on the idea.
Benavidez moves to back control.

Benavidez looking for the choke from the back.
Carballo might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.

Benavidez working for a choke but Carballo is defending well.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

Benavidez is cranking Carballo's head sideways - that looks painful. He's managed to get his other arm under the chin and this looks bad for Carballo! He's tightened the choke and Carballo is tapping out!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Roy Benavidez!
A relieved looking Roy Benavidez thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
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RATING
53%

 

Undercard bout

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Herman Botha (ranked 2876 p4p, 412 weight class) and Kagekatsu Uesugi (ranked 2940 p4p, 425 weight class). Both fighter's entrance songs getting the crowd jumping here.



181 cm
20
180 lbs
4 - 0 - 0
182 cm
21
174 lbs
3 - 0 - 0
Good wrestling
Brawler
Cardio machine
Good wrestler
Decent boxing
Powerful


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Herman Botha!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Kagekatsu Uesugi!
The judges for this bout are Johanna Lukiainen, Roosa Järviläinen and Anni Minnemäki.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Botha throws a body shot but no joy.
Botha avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Uesugi keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Uesugi wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Uesugi lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.

It looks like Herman Botha has been cut.
A jab from Uesugi finds it's way through Botha's defenses.

Botha is rocked!
A jab from Uesugi finds it's way through Botha's defenses.
Oh Botha is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Uesugi uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Botha.
Botha throws a lazy right hand but Uesugi sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Jab from Uesugi.
Botha fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Uesugi avoids it really well and circles away.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Uesugi feints a kick and comes over the top with a right hand, followed by a left hook - both land, sending Botha crashing to the mat! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:42 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Kagekatsu Uesugi!
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RATING
100%

 

Co-main event

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Duke Murdock (ranked 4264 p4p, 473 weight class) and Semmy Cobb (ranked 2645 p4p, 313 weight class). Cobb has chosen Sex Offender Shuffle as his entrance music. This should be a great matchup!



179 cm
20
240 lbs
3 - 2 - 0
212 cm
20
265 lbs
3 - 1 - 0
Dangerous GnP
Solid boxing
Granite chin
BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
Good gas tank


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Real Men Supplements


Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Duke Murdock!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Semmy Cobb!
The judges for this bout are Matti Vanhoillinen, Roosa Järviläinen and Anni Minnemäki.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cobb scores with a nice head shot.

It looks like Duke Murdock has been cut.
Murdock doesn't manage to clinch there - Cobb circles away.
Cobb misses with an uppercut
and Murdock connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Cobb defending well as Murdock loads up on a big left hand.
We've been hearing reports that Murdock has been drilling takedowns in recent sessions so let's see if that has an impact on the result of this fight.
Cobb catches Murdock with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!

Cobb gets a clinch.
Murdock doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Cobb prevents a body shot from Murdock.

Cobb manages to break the clinch.
A jab from Murdock misses.
Cobb displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Murdock throws out the jab.
Semmy Cobb seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Murdock drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.

Duke Murdock's cut is getting worse.

Cobb cracks Murdock with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Cobb has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Murdock to stand back up!

Murdock is rocked!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Cobb is throwing punches like he's double parked. Oh my word! Huge right hand from Cobb shuts the power down on Murdock. Lights out, game over! Cobb is your winner.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:45 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Semmy Cobb!
Semmy Cobb really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that Real Men Supplements logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.
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Main event

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Hairy Scrotum (ranked 1443 p4p, 233 weight class) and Takeda Shingen (ranked 1709 p4p, 265 weight class). Shingen has chosen Swarrrm - Scilence as his entrance music. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Takeda Shingen was going to win. Let's see if he was right.



185 cm
20
177 lbs
5 - 0 - 0
185 cm
21
179 lbs
7 - 2 - 0
BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Cardio machine
BJJ Brown Belt
Excellent MT
Heavy handed


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//buriedALIVE// Fight Gear


Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Hairy Scrotum!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Takeda Shingen!
The judges for this bout are Marco Blurström, Arvi Lind and Tarja Halkonen.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Shingen tries to bum rush Scrotum with a series of wild strikes but Scrotum uses good footwork to avoid the assault.

Shingen pushes Scrotum up against the cage in a clinch.
Scrotum scores with a shoulder strike.

It looks like Takeda Shingen has been cut.
Scrotum lands an uppercut.
Scrotum misses with a hook from the clinch.
Shingen lands a shoulder strike.
Shingen presses Scrotum against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.

Shingen manages to pull guard. Let's see whether he can land a sub off his back.

Shingen looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Scrotum controls the pace of the fight for a moment.

Scrotum avoids a guillotine attempt easily.

Shingen is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Scrotum defends well.
Scrotum looking to control the position here, rather than advance.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Shingen not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Shingen pulls Scrotum in to control the position.
Shingen trying to control the position.
Scrotum content to stall in guard here.

The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Scrotum scores with a nice right hand.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Scrotum throws a good cross that connects.
Scrotum scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Shingen misses with a wild body shot.
Shingen throws a body shot but no joy.
Scrotum throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Shingen staying out of range there.
Shingen misses with a wild body shot.
Shingen ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Scrotum moves away.
Scrotum's corner calls for a 1-2. Scrotum obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Shingen throws an overhand right that lands on Scrotum's shoulder, as Scrotum tries to avoid the shot.
Scrotum avoids the body shot from Shingen.
Scrotum cracks Shingen on the jaw with a powerful right hand and Shingen falls backwards against the cage. Scrotum follows up with more strikes that drop Shingen to his knees. Scrotum keeps the pressure on and the referee jumps in to save Shingen! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Hairy Scrotum!
Hairy Scrotum retains his welterweight title!
After winning the bout, Hairy Scrotum thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
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hype
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RATING
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