Quick Fight Championship PBP Commentary

Main event

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Hangy Dang (ranked 3957 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bon Dones (ranked 2762 p4p, 365 weight class). On his way into the cage it seems that Hangy Dang has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Hangy Dang seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Dang
vs
Dones

190 cm
25
218 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

190 cm
25
222 lbs
5 - 2 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Good chin

Good wrestler
Basic striking
Knockout power

ZZ POPS

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Hangy Dang!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Bon Dones!
The judges for this bout are Michael Johnstone, Winston Alpacca and Dirk Anderson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dones takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.

It looks like Bon Dones has been cut.
Dones wants to clinch but Dang slips to the side
and Dang counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Dang misses with a wild combination.
Dones takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
A left lands for Dang.

Dones closes the distance and pushes Dang back into the cage.

Dones lands a takedown into guard.

Dang is looking for a triangle here but Dones uses the submission attempt to pass into side control.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Dones just content to control the position.
Dang knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Dones on the ground.
Dang tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Dones wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Both fighters have adopted an aggressive gameplan on the ground!
Dones wants to control but Dang is keeping him busy.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dones cracks Dang with a big elbow.
Dang is looking for a sweep.
Dang is not content to let Dones control the position.
Dones has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Dang is trying to improve his position.
Dones lands a few punches from side control.
Dang is trying to get back to half guard.
Dones is putting a hurting on Dang here, landing some big shots from side control.
Dang on the wrong end of some ground and pound.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dang on the wrong end of some ground and pound.
A control attempt from Dang but he's now mounted!
Dang is bucking up trying to escape but Dones cracks him with another couple of good strikes.
Dones can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Dang is looking to escape.
Dang wants to hold on but Dones pushes him away.
Dones landing shots from mount.
Dang is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Dones breaks from Dang's wrist control and lands an elbow.
Dang is squirming around, avoiding Dones's attempts to control the action.
Dones punishing his opponent with strikes.
Dang is trying to escape the mount.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dones lands a shot to the body, followed up by a shot to the exposed head of his trapped opponent.
Dones is still in mount, landing shots to his trapped opponent. Dang can't stay in a position like this for much longer.
Dones working away from the top, dropping strikes.
We've been informed that Dones has been working hard on his conditioning in the buildup to the fight.
Dones raining down hammerfists from mount.
Dones looking to control but Dang is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Dang is working to get back to half guard.
Dones is still in mount, landing shots to his trapped opponent. Dang can't stay in a position like this for much longer.
Dones lands with some vicious ground and pound - can Dang hang on?
BOOM! Dones connects with a massive shot to the dome!

Dang is rocked!
Oooooh, big shot lands for Dones! Dang is hurt baaadly! Dones is firing away with more strikes - Dang is covering up... the ref is warning him to do something. He's just covering up though still and the ref has to step in to end the fight! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Bon Dones!
A relieved looking Bon Dones thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.