PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Mateusz Biernat (ranked 2561 p4p, 295 weight class) and NoBrain Mentally (ranked 1704 p4p, 208 weight class). Biernat's entrance music is I'm mothafookin beast. A fine choice. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Biernat
vs
Mentally

178 cm
22
179 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

180 cm
19
177 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Self confident

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Urban Fighter

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Mateusz Biernat!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, NoBrain Mentally!
The judges for this bout are Richard Clark, Phil Schofield and Steven Brown.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Biernat dives in for a single leg takedown but Mentally sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
Mentally looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Biernat shoots and misses
and Mentally counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Biernat misses with a straight right.
Biernat will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Biernat shoots in for a double leg but Mentally sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Mentally swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Mateusz Biernat. That's going to take a lot out of him.
A slow jab from Biernat misses its intended target.
Biernat shoots and misses
and Mentally counters with a lovely shot to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Biernat tries for a takedown but Mentally circles away easily
and Mentally counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Biernat throws a leg kick that is checked
and Mentally cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Biernat fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Mentally avoids it really well and circles away.
Mentally now looks to counter with a shot at the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Biernat misses with the body kick
letting Mentally counter with a right hand.
Biernat shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Mentally counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Biernat scores with a hook.
Biernat gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Mentally connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
A low kick from Biernat is predictable there
and Mentally counters with a big right hand! Oh Biernat is in trouble here! Mentally follows up with more strikes and that's it! The ref has stopped it!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). NoBrain Mentally!
NoBrain Mentally is the new welterweight champion!
After the big win, NoBrain Mentally made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Urban Fighter and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.