PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Pugilistic Dementia (ranked 2250 p4p, 299 weight class) and Papa Granit (ranked 4331 p4p, 509 weight class). Dementia comes to the cage accompanied by Hit Me With Your Best Shot - Pat Benatar. Granit is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Trumpsta (Contiez feat. Treyy G). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Dementia
vs
Granit

187 cm
41
213 lbs
23 - 6 - 0

191 cm
41
211 lbs
21 - 6 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Very quick

Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the light heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 23 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Pugilistic Dementia!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 21 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Papa Granit!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Wesley Smith and Daniel Franklin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dementia throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Dementia throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Granit on the side of the head.
Granit doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Dementia throws a looping overhand right but Granit ducks down to avoid it.
Dementia moves out of range of the strikes.
Dementia thumps Granit with a low kick.
Granit takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Granit tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Dementia manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Dementia ducks under a wild hook from Granit.
Dementia throwing a counter right hand but Granit manages to avoid it.
Dementia misses with a hook.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dementia misses with a body kick.
Dementia waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Granit.
Granit misses with an uppercut. Dementia saw that one coming.
Granit connects with a leg kick. Dementia looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Granit slips under a jab.
Dementia definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A head kick misses from Granit.
Dementia fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Granit has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Granit connects with a body shot that sends Dementia's belly button to the back.
Dementia throws a sloppy head kick and Granit moves out of range easily.
Granit lands a lovely overhand right.
Dementia looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Dementia throws a leg kick
and Granit counters with a straight right hand.
Dementia looks to land a right hand but Granit moved out of range.
Dementia throws a poor cross that misses
and Granit counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Dementia lands with a right hand.
Dementia throws a looping overhand right but Granit ducks down to avoid it.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Granit.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Dementia throws a nice outside leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Granit swings widly with a right hand
and Granit takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Granit misses with a hook.
Dementia moves away from the strike by Granit.
Granit misses with a straight left.
Dementia looks to land a body kick but Granit moved away.
Granit throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Dementia with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.

Granit rushes Dementia and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Dementia blocks an uppercut.
Dementia blocks an uppercut.
Dementia working aggressively here.
Granit throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
A head punch on the inside from Granit fails to land.
Granit lands with a light punch inside.
Granit can't find room to land a body shot as Dementia controls the action.
Granit throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Dementias head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Granit lands a right hand that snaps the head of Dementia backwards.
Granit lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Dementia or not.
Granit working aggressively here.
A shot in the inside from Dementia.
Nice body punch from Granit.
Granit throws a head punch that misses.
Granit tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Dementia's elbow.
Granit lands a nice shot to the body.
Dementia blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Granit's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Granit is stalling here.
Granit's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
A short right hand to the side of the head by Granit.
Granit tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Dementia's elbow.
Granit misses with the head strike.
Granit has a couple of punches blocked by Dementia.
A nice right hand lands inside from Granit.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Dementia misses with a hook from the clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Granit misses with a punch on the inside.
Granit misses with a punch to the body.
Dementia lands a body shot in the clinch.
Dementia tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.

Dementia escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Dementia swings widly with a right hand
and Granit counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Granit blocks a leg kick.
Granit looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Granit throws a body punch but Dementia moves out of range.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Dementia.
Granit takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Dementia takes one to the side of the head.
Dementia misses with a body kick.
Both fighters circling a little - Dementia finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Granit tries to clinch up but Dementia circles away and keeps his distance.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Granit throws a leg kick that misses.
Dementia fires out a quick counter leg kick but Granit just manages to avoid it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Papa Granit will probably get the nod.
That's time! Dementia's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Dementia tries to clinch there but Granit circles away.
Dementia throws a leg kick but Granit checks it.
Granit lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.

Dementia is rocked!
Granit walks forward, straight into a front kick from Dementia.
Dementia gets clipped by a big right hand and goes down spinning to the canvas! Granit gets the back mount and begins to drop bombs on his rocked foe! Dementia is too out of it to defend against the strikes and the referee jumps in to save him from the beatdown!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:23 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Papa Granit!
Papa Granit is the new light heavyweight champion!
A relieved looking Papa Granit thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.