PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Don Johns (ranked 3834 p4p, 0 weight class) and Spank Crank (ranked 6440 p4p, 0 weight class). Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!

Johns
vs
Crank

191 cm
32
220 lbs
6 - 5 - 0

180 cm
35
224 lbs
23 - 11 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 5 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Don Johns!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 23 - 11 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Spank Crank!
The judges for this bout are Fedor Mirinova, Ivan Kurochkin and Sergei Dronov.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Crank lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
The fighters circling - Crank throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Crank throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
A little feinted left hand from Johns on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Johns swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Crank throws a head kick that half lands.
A head kick misses from Crank.
Crank throws out a loose jab but Johns uses good head movement to avoid it.
Johns throws a looping overhand right but Crank ducks down to avoid it.
Crank throws a big shot that misses.
Crank uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Johns has time to react.
Jab, jab by Crank - just one landing.
Crank misses with a hook. Johns ducked under it nicely.

Crank drives through with a takedown into Johns's guard. Let's see what he can do from the top position.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Johns wants to get back to his feet but Crank is in a dominant position and won't allow it.

Crank content to sit in guard, stalling... Great. Oh but he could get punished here because Johns has locked up a guillotine! Johns's face is contorted as he sqeezes tight on the submission attempt - will he finish? Crank is holding on here and Johns must be using up a lot of energy. Crank has gone limp! He's out! He's out cold! Johns gets to his feet, tossing aside his stricken foe. Arms raised, he milks the applause from the crowd. Great submission!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Don Johns!