PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Terry Badmean (ranked 2668 p4p, 268 weight class) and Colin Bollocks (ranked 3448 p4p, 324 weight class). Badmean comes to the cage accompanied by Are You Gonna Be My Girl. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Badmean
vs
Bollocks

211 cm
25
279 lbs
12 - 9 - 0

201 cm
25
275 lbs
6 - 5 - 0

Good wrestling
World class MT
Cardio machine

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Powerful

SynCity Fightwear

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Terry Badmean!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Colin Bollocks!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Frank Dennis and Wesley Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bollocks on the wrong end of a nice hook.

Bollocks gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Badmean creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Bollocks's defenses.

It looks like Colin Bollocks has been cut.
Badmean lands a hook to the side of the head.
Badmean lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Badmean landing knees to the head.
Bollocks is trying to break the clinch but Badmean has him pressed against the cage.
Badmean scores with a shoulder strike.
Bollocks working hard to break the clinch.
A short right from Badmean on the inside.
Bollocks misses with a hook to the ribs.
Badmean lands with a light punch inside.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Badmean lands a shoulder strike.
Badmean lands with a right to the head.
Clinched against the cage, Badmean lands a big elbow that drops Bollocks! The ref dives in to save him from more shots - Bollocks is complaining that he's OK but he was done.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Terry Badmean!
An out of breath and clearly excited Terry Badmean thanked SynCity Fightwear for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).