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Coming up we have a lightweight kickboxing rules bout between Masada The Zealot (ranked 3298 p4p, 333 weight class) and Mom Cheating (ranked 2890 p4p, 307 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the ring.
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162 lbs
25 - 20 - 0 |
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142 lbs
27 - 7 - 0 |
Excellent boxer
Granite chin
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Heavy handed
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the lightweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
25 - 20 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Masada The Zealot!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
27 - 7 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Mom Cheating!
The judges for this bout are Yasuomi Hirokawa, Tatsuya Matsuyama and Shigeki Fujiwara.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cheating wants to clinch up but The Zealot keeps it at a distance.
Cheating throws a sloppy head kick and The Zealot moves out of range easily.
The Zealot moves into the clinch.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Cheating.
Cheating's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Nice cross by The Zealot.
Cheating has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from The Zealot.
The Zealot really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
The Zealot scores with a one two! Cheating had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Cheating drives through and clinches with The Zealot against the ropes.
The Zealot tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
The Zealot lands a body shot in the clinch.
Cheating scores with an uppercut up the middle.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Cheating fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Cheating working aggressively here.
The Zealot is working Cheating over against the ropes.
Cheating landing knees to the body.
Cheating fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Cheating wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Cheating breaks the clinch.
A nice inside leg kick there by The Zealot. That's going to slow Cheating down.
A looping hook to the body misses from Cheating. The Zealot does a little dance to reset his feet.
Cheating dodges the punch combination from The Zealot.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The Zealot scores with a punch to the head.
The Zealot blocks a head kick by Cheating.
Cheating takes the fight into the clinch.
The Zealot blocking some punches.
The Zealot is stalling here.
Cheating misses with a body punch.
The Zealot lands a right hand that snaps the head of Cheating backwards.
The Zealot managing to block the knees to the body from Cheating.
The Zealot pushes Cheating back against the ropes and unloads with a body punch.
The Zealot takes a shot to the head.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Cheating misses with a hook from the clinch.
Cheating lands with a light punch inside.
Cheating takes a shot to the head.
Cheating wants to break free but The Zealot has control.
The Zealot keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Cheating's efforts to push away.
The Zealot works on Cheating's body with a couple of short punches.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cheating tries to break free but The Zealot pushes him back against the ropes.
Cheating is trying to force a seperation but The Zealot has the dominant position.
Cheating with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Cheating breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
The Zealot moves into the clinch.
The Zealot prevents Cheating from breaking the clinch.
Cheating misses with a short punch on the inside.
Cheating's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Cheating misses with a punch on the inside.
A head punch on the inside from Cheating fails to land.
Cheating breaks from the clinch.
Masada The Zealot is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by The Zealot.
The Zealot feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Cheating's calf.
The Zealot blocks a head kick by Cheating.
Cheating rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but The Zealot moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
The Zealot jinks towards his opponent looking like he wants to counter with a mid kick but doesn't commit.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Cheating misses with a jab, cross combination.
A kick lands to the mid section there for The Zealot.
The Zealot clinches with his opponent.
Cheating fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
The Zealot blocking some punches.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Masada The Zealot will probably get the nod.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
The Zealot lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Cheating at a distance.
The Zealot lands with an overhand left.
The Zealot has taken the fight to the clinch.
The Zealot is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
The Zealot working aggressively here.
The Zealot can't find room to land a body shot as Cheating controls the action.
The Zealot displaying some good clinch control by pressing Cheating up against the ropes.
Cheating misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Cheating misses with a hook from the clinch.
The Zealot looking to slow down the pace here.
The Zealot takes a shot to the head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The Zealot has Cheating pressed against the ropes, preventing Cheating from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
The Zealot pushes Cheating back against the ropes and unloads with a body punch.
Cheating escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
The Zealot throws a right hand that Cheating ducks under and follows up with a left that Cheating also avoids with ease.
Cheating on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Cheating misses with a wild combination.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The Zealot feints a jab promting Cheating to slip. The Zealot then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Cheating slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
The Zealot throws a right and a left that Cheating avoids nicely.
Cheating tries to clinch but The Zealot moves out of range.
Cheating clinches with his opponent.
The Zealot blocks a punch to the side of the head.
The Zealot tries to stall but Cheating uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
The Zealot content to slow the pace in the clinch.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from The Zealot.
The Zealot misses with a hook from the clinch.
The Zealot blocks an uppercut.
A short right from The Zealot on the inside.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Cheating as The Zealot tries to tie him up.
Cheating working aggressively here.
Cheating is trying to force a seperation but The Zealot has the dominant position.
The Zealot lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Cheating wants to get back to striking at distance but The Zealot won't allow it.
Cheating breaks from the clinch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cheating takes the fight into the clinch.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
A frustrated look appears on Cheating's face as he tries to break the clinch.
A quick uppercut on the inside from The Zealot.
A head punch on the inside from Cheating fails to land.
Cheating takes a shot to the head.
The Zealot is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Cheating can do to turn this around?
Cheating working aggressively here.
Cheating blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Cheating breaks from the clinch.
The Zealot lands a slapping body shot.
Cheating throws a head kick that misses.
The Zealot has Cheating up against the ropes in a clinch.
A head punch on the inside from The Zealot fails to land.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from The Zealot.
Cheating swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Masada The Zealot has scored more points in the clinch so far.
The Zealot trying to stall but Cheating improves his position.
Cheating breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Cheating misses with a wild combination.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Masada The Zealot dominated that second round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
The Zealot lands with a right hand.
Masada The Zealot is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Cheating has closed the distance and engaged The Zealot in a clinch.
The Zealot is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the ropes.
Cheating looking to stall.
The Zealot lands a hook to the side of the head.
Cheating breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Cheating tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
As Cheating looks to move away, The Zealot throws a big counter combo but Cheating just gets out of the way.
Cheating takes the fight into the clinch.
Cheating is trying to break the clinch but The Zealot is controlling him.
The Zealot blocking some punches.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A head punch on the inside from Cheating fails to land.
Cheating is trying to stall.
The Zealot keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Cheating's efforts to push away.
The Zealot lands with a short punch from the clinch.
The Zealot keeps control of Cheating as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
The Zealot blocks a punch to the side of the head.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A head punch on the inside from The Zealot fails to land.
Cheating working aggressively here.
The Zealot can't find room to land a body shot as Cheating controls the action.
The Zealot tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
The Zealot works on Cheating's body with a couple of short punches.
The Zealot stalling in the clinch but Cheating improves position.
Still in the clinch, The Zealot scores with a nice short uppercut.
Cheating breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Cheating tries to clinch up.
Cheating throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
The Zealot is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Cheating misses with the combination.
The Zealot feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Cheating throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Masada The Zealot is winning the standup battle so far.
Cheating throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
The Zealot dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Cheating misses with a series of wild punches.
Cheating tries to clinch but The Zealot moves out of range.
Cheating is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
The Zealot throwing a counter right hand but Cheating manages to avoid it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Zealot showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Cheating.
Cheating throws a head kick that half lands.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Cheating tries to close the distance and clinch up but The Zealot swats him away and circles back towards the center.
The Zealot lands a slapping body shot.
Cheating takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
The Zealot clinches with his opponent.
The Zealot lands with a short shot to the head.
The Zealot is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
The Zealot lands with a light punch inside.
The Zealot tries to stall but Cheating uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Cheating swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Cheating is trying to force a seperation but The Zealot has the dominant position.
Cheating breaks the clinch.
The Zealot lands a nice looking body shot.
Cheating pulls out of a head kick attempt.
A left and a right from The Zealot both land. Nice combination.
Cheating has managed to clinch.
The Zealot lands with a short shot to the head.
The Zealot prevents Cheating from breaking the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Masada The Zealot clearly takes that round.
That's time! The Zealot's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
The Zealot lands with a right, followed by a left to the temple and Cheating goes down! The ref sends The Zealot to a neutral corner so he can begin the count. 3,4,5,6 and Cheating is back to his feet. He seems a little groggy but the referee thinks he's OK to continue, so we're back to the action!
Cheating is still looking wobbly from the end of the last round!
Cheating misses with a body punch
and The Zealot counters with a nice body shot.
Cheating is still on wobbly legs! Can The Zealot finish him?
The Zealot clinches up against the ropes.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Cheating seems to have recovered his senses.
Cheating has a couple of punches blocked by The Zealot.
The Zealot throws a punch but it's blocked by Cheating.
A head punch blocked on the inside by The Zealot.
Cheating manages to break the clinch.
Cheating takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Cheating darts in and clinches The Zealot up against the ropes.
The Zealot looking to slow down the pace here.
Cheating lands with a short shot to the head.
Cheating breaks the clinch.
Cheating tries to clinch up but The Zealot circles away and keeps his distance.
The Zealot feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Cheating has taken the fight to the clinch.
Cheating breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
The Zealot circles away from the clinch attempt.
Cheating tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Cheating moves into the clinch.
The Zealot lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Cheating backwards.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The Zealot managing to block the knees to the body from Cheating.
The referee calls for The Zealot to work.
The Zealot trying to control the position but instead, Cheating has worked for underhooks and has pushed The Zealot into the ropes.
The Zealot lands a right hand.
Cheating is trying to break the clinch but The Zealot is controlling him.
The Zealot misses with a punch on the inside.
A shot in the inside from The Zealot.
Cheating working aggressively here.
The Zealot digs a right hand underneath Cheating's ribcage. Cheating let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Cheating breaks from the clinch.
Cheating swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Cheating is absolutely dripping with sweat - he looks exhausted.
Cheating dodges the punch combination from The Zealot.
Cheating throws a right and a left that The Zealot avoids nicely.
The Zealot jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
The Zealot connects with a nice looking jab.
Cheating will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
As Cheating looks to move away, The Zealot throws a big counter combo but Cheating just gets out of the way.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cheating fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
The Zealot scores with a nice right hand.
Cheating doesn't manage to clinch there - The Zealot circles away.
Cheating throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and The Zealot counters with a nice low kick that buckles Cheating's knee momentarily.
Cheating tries to clinch
and Cheating takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
The Zealot staggers Cheating with a jab and knocks him down with a follow up straight! Cheating looks in trouble, will he beat the count?! The count has reached 5 and he's only back to 1 knee - it's going to be close! 6,7,8 - he's up! No! He's back down again! 9...10 - he's can't beat the count and The Zealot is victorious!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:27 of round 4, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Masada The Zealot!
Masada The Zealot retains his lightweight title!
Masada The Zealot gave a mention to Dr Zoidberg Office in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).
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