PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Rect Umm (ranked 1094 p4p, 158 weight class) and Bo Teebs (ranked 819 p4p, 126 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Teebs's choice of entrance music: Ghost - Square Hammer. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Umm
vs
Teebs

200 cm
31
215 lbs
23 - 11 - 0

192 cm
34
223 lbs
20 - 17 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

Urban Fighter

Fenrir Fightgear - Anno 2013

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the light heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 23 - 11 - 0, fighting out of London, Rect Umm!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 20 - 17 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Bo Teebs!
The judges for this bout are Skip Squint, Summer Carpenter and Ron Honeybunn.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Umm dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Teebs on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Teebs looks for a takedown but Umm sprawls well.
Umm throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Teebs sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Teebs is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.

Umm closes the distance and pushes Teebs back into the cage.
Umm scores with a nice hook to the head.
Umm misses with a short punch on the inside.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Umm tries to work over Teebs's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Umm tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Umm scores with a shoulder strike.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Umm tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Umm misses with a short punch on the inside.
Umm is pushing Teebs up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Umm prevents a takedown attempt there.
Teebs blocks a body shot from Umm.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Umm.
Umm misses with a hook from the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Umm tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Teebs jumps guard but Umm stands there with Teebs around his waist. Teebs gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Rect Umm has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Bo Teebs.

Teebs is trying to trip Umm. He has hold of a leg but Umm is hopping around, keeping his balance for the moment. Teebs persists though and gets the takedown into guard.
Umm controls Teebs momentarily but Teebs frees himself.

Teebs gets to his feet and steps away from his opponent.
Umm connects with a body shot that sends Teebs's belly button to the back.
Umm misses with a body shot.
Umm misses with a body shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Teebs shoots in for a double leg but Umm sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Rect Umm is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Teebs defending well as Umm loads up on a big left hand.

Umm clinches up against the cage.
Teebs tries for a takedown but Umm manages to get underhooks.
Umm effectively controlling the action here.
Umm misses with a punch to the body.

Umm breaks from the clinch.
Umm just misses with a punch to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Teebs fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Umm avoids it really well and circles away.
Teebs takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Teebs darts in looking for a takedown but Umm gets double underhooks and turns Teebs into the cage.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
A slow jab from Umm misses its intended target.

Umm clinches up with Teebs and pushes him back against the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Rect Umm dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

Teebs uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Umm.
Teebs feints the counter takedown.
Teebs bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Teebs changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Umm is looking to wear down Teebs with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Umm lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Teebs at a distance.
A nice inside leg kick there by Umm. That's going to slow Teebs down.
Umm connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Teebs momentarily.
Teebs fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Umm avoids it really well and circles away.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Umm looks to throw the jab but Teebs is out of range.
Teebs with the counter takedown but Umm avoids it easily.
Umm tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
And Teebs tries to counter it with a takedown but Umm pushes his down on his head and steps out.

That's one minute gone in the round.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Umm is pressed up against the cage. Teebs has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Umm down to the mat. Umm avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Umm clobbers Teebs with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.

Teebs drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.

Teebs stands and steps away. Umm gets to his feet too and we're back to the striking game.
Nice uppercut there from Umm.
Teebs bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Teebs tries for a takedown but Umm sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Rect Umm has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Bo Teebs.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Teebs misses with a takedown attempt
and Umm connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Teebs takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.

Teebs is rocked!
Rect Umm seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Umm is looking for an opening here. He's unloaded a big left hand that catches Teebs flush on the jaw and sends him tumbling to the canvas! Teebs is out cold! Umm holds back from landing any unnecessary shots to his unconscious opponent, as the referee reacts slowly to the situation. A brutal knockout and then some excellent sportsmanship - this guy is my new favorite fighter!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:24 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Rect Umm!
Rect Umm is the new light heavyweight champion!
During a confident post fight interview, Rect Umm thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.