PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Nati Pisswater (ranked 3520 p4p, 3763 weight class) and Jon Rambo (ranked 340 p4p, 363 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Pisswater
vs
Rambo

172 cm
21
149
2 - 2 - 0

180 cm
20
149
7 - 7 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Solid chin

Threads of HARDCORE

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Nati Pisswater!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 7 - 0, fighting out of London, Jon Rambo!
The judges for this bout are Ian Loll, Gregory Folan and Elvis Blanc.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pisswater thuds a left hand into Rambo's body.
Rambo fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Pisswater checks it well.
Rambo is looking to clinch but Pisswater is avoiding it.
A good leg kick by Pisswater.
Pisswater dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Pisswater throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Pisswater scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Pisswater smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Nati Pisswater seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Pisswater cracks a nice hook into Rambo's ribs.

Rambo has managed to clinch.
Pisswater lands a body punch in the clinch.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Pisswater lands with a light punch inside.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Pisswater.
Pisswater scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Pisswater throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Rambo being controlled against the cage.
Pisswater lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A short uppercut from Pisswater.
Pisswater presses Rambo against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Rambo looks winded!
Pisswater lands a body punch.
Pisswater scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Pisswater presses Rambo against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
A right handed body shot lands from Pisswater.
A short right from Pisswater.
Pisswater lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Rambo.
Pisswater lands a right hand that snaps the head of Rambo backwards.

Pisswater manages to break the clinch.
Rambo moves to clinch but Pisswater breaks away
and Pisswater counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.

Rambo is rocked!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Pisswater drops Rambo with a big left hand! Rambo is injured, injured bad! Pisswater jumps in and finished him with strikes! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:49 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Nati Pisswater!
Nati Pisswater managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, Ma Balls Is Hot Clothing, into his post fight interview.