PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Tauno Ukkonen (ranked 5893 p4p, 580 weight class) and Tank Wank (ranked 25755 p4p, 715 weight class). Tank Wank has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Ukkonen
vs
Wank

182 cm
18
220 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

225 cm
18
205 lbs
3 - 4 - 0

Good takedowns
Basic striking
Cuts easily

Good wrestler
Brawler
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 1 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Tauno Ukkonen!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Tank Wank!
The judges for this bout are Columbo Gatti, Chad Campbell and Jorge Garcia.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nice sprawl there from Ukkonen as Wank shoots in.
Ukkonen lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Wank takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Wank on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Wank takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Ukkonen connects with a nice looking jab.
Ukkonen scores with a jab. Wank acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Ukkonen wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Ukkonen throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Wank stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Ukkonen throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Wank stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Wank takes one to the side of the head.

Ukkonen lands a big right hand that sends Wank crashing to the mat! Ukkonen stays standing though and waves Wank back to his feet!

Wank is rocked!
Ukkonen is looking for an opening here. He's unloaded a big left hand that catches Wank flush on the jaw and sends him tumbling to the canvas! Wank is out cold! Ukkonen holds back from landing any unnecessary shots to his unconscious opponent, as the referee reacts slowly to the situation. A brutal knockout and then some excellent sportsmanship - this guy is my new favorite fighter!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:50 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Tauno Ukkonen!
Tauno Ukkonen decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.