PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Osiris Egyptian (ranked 409 p4p, 46 weight class) and Beezow Doo-Doo Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop (ranked 464 p4p, 57 weight class). Beezow Doo-Doo Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Egyptian
vs
Doo-Doo Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop

185 cm
32
160 lbs
20 - 10 - 1

182 cm
37
170 lbs
30 - 14 - 1

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Excellent grappler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 20 - 10 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Osiris Egyptian!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 30 - 14 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Beezow Doo-Doo Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Egyptian takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Egyptian.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop wants to clinch.
Egyptian scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop throws a leg kick
and Egyptian counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Egyptian thows a left - swing and a miss!

Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop rushes Egyptian and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop misses with a hook
and Egyptian counters with a stiff right hand.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop moves out of range as Egyptian strikes.
Egyptian throws a right and a left that both miss.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop throws a jab but it's blocked by Egyptian.

Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop moves into the clinch.
Egyptian has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Egyptian misses with a short punch on the inside.
Egyptian lands with a light punch inside.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Egyptian throws a head punch that misses.
Egyptian lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Egyptian lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop backwards.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop misses with a punch on the inside.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop misses with a shot to the kidneys.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Egyptian misses with a short punch on the inside.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop blocking some punches.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop struggles to land a body shot inside as Egyptian controls his hands.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop tries to throw a body punch but Egyptian avoids it by throwing Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop back against the cage.
Egyptian lands on the inside with an uppercut.

Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.

Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop clinches with his opponent.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.

Egyptian manages to break the clinch.
Egyptian throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Egyptian steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop.
It looked like Egyptian was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop misses with a looping left.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop misses with an uppercut.
Beezow Doo-Doo Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Egyptian thuds a left hand into Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop's body.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop throws a half hearted mid kick.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Egyptian throws out the jab.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Egyptian sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Egyptian counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Egyptian misses with a few strikes there.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop scoring well with a low kick there.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Egyptian manages to avoid it.
Egyptian cracks Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop with an open hand slap.
A lazy body kick from Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop
and Egyptian counters with a straight right hand.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Egyptian.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Egyptian takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
It looked like Egyptian wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Egyptian keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Egyptian throws a series of punches but Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop moves out of range.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop misses with a head kick.
Good work by Egyptian as he checks the leg kick.
Egyptian blocks a jab.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop scores with a one two! Egyptian had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Egyptian looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Egyptian misses with a straight right.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop looks like he wants to counter punch here.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Egyptian misses with a low kick.
A countering left hand to the body from Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Beezow Doo-Doo Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop will probably get the nod.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop missing with a left hand there. Egyptian was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop lands the left hand.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop throws a shot from downtown. Egyptian moves away and avoids it.
A combination from Egyptian does no damage.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop throws a leg kick
and Egyptian counters with a left and a right that stings Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop.
Egyptian lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop catches Egyptian with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Egyptian checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop throws a body shot but no joy.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Nice shot by Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop throws a leg kick
and Egyptian counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Osiris Egyptian is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Egyptian swats away the attempt to clinch by Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop.
Egyptian steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop.
Egyptian swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop is looking to score with low kicks.
It looked like Egyptian wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop misses with a hook.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Egyptian walks into a straight right hand from Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop lands a jab to Egyptian's midsection.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop throws a low kick but it's checked well by Egyptian.
Egyptian takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop throws a leg kick which misses Egyptian's front leg but catches the back leg as Egyptian tries to avoid it.
Egyptian misses with a right hand
enabling Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop to counter with a crisp jab.
A big left from Egyptian misses.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop misses with a jab, cross combination.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop fails in his attempt to clinch.
Egyptian feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop is looking to clinch but Egyptian is avoiding it.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop doesn't manage to clinch there - Egyptian circles away.
Egyptian buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop jabbing away but nothing is landing.
A little feinted left hand from Egyptian on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Egyptian takes one to the chin there.
Egyptian walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Egyptian takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Egyptian tried to counter with a leg kick but Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop avoided it.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Egyptian tried to counter with a leg kick but Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop avoided it.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop tried to score with a low kick but Egyptian checks it.
Egyptian is looking to counter punch.
Egyptian is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop.
Egyptian throws a body shot but no joy.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop tries to clinch there but Egyptian circles away.
Egyptian takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Egyptian misses with the combination.
Egyptian slips under a jab.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
An inside leg kick lands from Egyptian.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop lands with an uppercut that bounces Egyptian off the cage and back into range.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Egyptian moves out of range of the body kick.
Egyptian moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
A little feinted left hand from Egyptian on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Nice uppercut lands for Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop. That snapped Egyptian's head back.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop pivots, looking for a leg kick but Egyptian is out of range and Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop settles back down.
Egyptian throws a right hand that Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop ducks under and follows up with a left that Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop also avoids with ease.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop tries a head kick but it misses.
A jab from Egyptian misses.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Beezow Doo-Doo Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!

Egyptian scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop is looking to score with low kicks.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop stuns Egyptian with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Egyptian rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop needs to keep his hands up - Egyptian had a free shot at his head there.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop just misses with a punch to the body.
Egyptian missing with a left hand there. Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Egyptian throws a right and a left that Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop avoids nicely.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop scores with a jab. Egyptian acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Egyptian misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Egyptian throws a combination that misses
and Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Egyptian's head.
The fight stays on the outside here - Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Egyptian takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop connects with the punch.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop ducks under a wild hook from Egyptian.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop throws a push kick but Egyptian slaps the foot to one side.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop throws a jab but it's blocked by Egyptian.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop wants to land a leg kick but Egyptian is out of range.
Osiris Egyptian has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Egyptian looks to land a right hand but Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop moved out of range.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Egyptian counters with a nice low kick that buckles Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop's knee momentarily.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop looks to land a left hand but Egyptian moved out of range nicely.
An attempted straight right counter from Egyptian misses the target.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Egyptian misses with a two punch combination.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop clobbers Egyptian with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Egyptian slips a jab from Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop.
A little feinted left hand from Egyptian on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Jab by Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop.
A good leg kick by Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop.
No joy there for Egyptian, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop tries a quick counter leg kick but Egyptian is wise to it.
Egyptian misses with a few strikes there.
Beezow Doo-Doo Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop looks to land a left hand but Egyptian moved out of range nicely.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Egyptian.
A big right from Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop misses.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop's jab looks to have found its range, popping Egyptian under the eye.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop slips under a jab.
Egyptian misses with the combination.
Egyptian is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Egyptian slips a jab from Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop.
Egyptian takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop misses with a body shot.
Egyptian swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop fails in his attempt to clinch.
Egyptian throws a jab when Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop was well out of range.
Egyptian throws an off balance right hand
and Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop counters with a low kick, right behind Egyptian 's knee.
Egyptian drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Egyptian misses with a few strikes there.
Egyptian looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop connects with a jab.
A combination from Egyptian does no damage.
A countering left hand to the body from Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop misses.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop slips under a jab.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop! But no joy.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop.
Egyptian takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.

And that's the end of the fight!
Beezow Doo-Doo Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 28:30
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 27:30
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Beezow Doo-Doo Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop!
A very excited looking Beezow Doo-Doo Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.