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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Milktoast Diddlybottom (ranked 1033 p4p, 127 weight class) and Mike Murhaa (ranked 780 p4p, 98 weight class). Diddlybottom's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Milquetoast. Milktoast Diddlybottom has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.
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39
273 lbs
29 - 25 - 0 |
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199 cm
30
292 lbs
15 - 13 - 0 |
Great wrestler
World class boxer
Very quick |
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Olympic wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
29 - 25 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Milktoast Diddlybottom!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
15 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Mike Murhaa!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, and Jack Bonds.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Diddlybottom throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Diddlybottom seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Murhaa takes a swing at Diddlybottom's ribcage but misses.
Murhaa misses with a hook.
Murhaa misses with a looping right.
Murhaa gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Murhaa can't find room to land a body shot as Diddlybottom controls the action.
Diddlybottom ties up his opponent against the cage and manages to drag the fight down to the ground. Diddlybottom no doubt will be looking to work submissions from his guard.
Murhaa scoring with punches to the head and body.
Diddlybottom manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Murhaa manages to get himself to full guard.
Murhaa manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Diddlybottom manages to get himself to full guard.
Diddlybottom looking to hit a scissor sweep but Murhaa is one step ahead there.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Diddlybottom has Murhaa pulled in close to control his posture.
Murhaa working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Murhaa keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Diddlybottom's head.
Diddlybottom preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Murhaa landing some decent shots from guard.
Murhaa landing with the ground and pound.
My spies in Roosters Coop inform me that Murhaa has been getting involved in the gym's BJJ sparring sessions. Let's see whether that pays dividends!
Diddlybottom is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Diddlybottom is working hard here to advance position.
Murhaa working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Murhaa missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Murhaa stands up over Diddlybottom, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Diddlybottom keeping full guard, as Murhaa tries to pass.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Murhaa lands a couple of digs.
Diddlybottom looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Murhaa slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
Murhaa throwing strikes but missing, from side control.
Diddlybottom regains half guard.
Diddlybottom is trying to get back to full guard.
Murhaa working the head and body with strikes.
Diddlybottom is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Murhaa's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Murhaa's back!
Murhaa tries to escape but Diddlybottom has the hooks in and won't let him break free.
Diddlybottom will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Diddlybottom looking for the choke from the back.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Murhaa wants to escape the position.
Diddlybottom avoiding Murhaa 's attempts to control his hands.
Murhaa is trying to avoid being dragged into an even worse position than he's already in but Diddlybottom is staying active.
Murhaa tries to roll but Diddlybottom sticks to his back.
Diddlybottom is controlling the position but Murhaa somehow manages to roll and ends up with half guard.
Murhaa is trying to maintain the position but Diddlybottom is very close to passing his half guard.
Murhaa tries to roll over but Diddlybottom keeps him under control.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Murhaa trying to control here.
Diddlybottom is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Diddlybottom wants to free his trapped foot but Murhaa is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Diddlybottom seems to be looking for submissions.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Murhaa keeps control of the position for the meantime.
Diddlybottom is keen to just control but Murhaa is a slippery customer.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Mike Murhaa will probably get the nod.
That's time! Back to the action!
Murhaa moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Murhaa slips a straight right by Diddlybottom.
Murhaa thows a left - swing and a miss!
Murhaa clinches with his opponent.
A head punch on the inside from Murhaa fails to land.
Diddlybottom effectively controlling the action here.
Murhaa lands a shoulder strike.
Murhaa lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Murhaa tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Diddlybottom's elbow.
Diddlybottom looking to slow down the pace here.
Murhaa lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Diddlybottom or not.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Murhaa swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Murhaa goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Murhaa gets through Diddlybottom's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
A right handed body shot lands from Murhaa.
Murhaa tries to throw a body punch but Diddlybottom avoids it by throwing Murhaa back against the cage.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Diddlybottom prevents a body shot from Murhaa.
Murhaa has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Murhaa misses with a hook from the clinch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Murhaa.
Murhaa struggles to land a body shot inside as Diddlybottom controls his hands.
Diddlybottom pulls guard successfully.
Murhaa works over Diddlybottom with some ground and pound from guard.
Murhaa works a leg free and moves into half guard.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Murhaa lands a nice short elbow.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Nice strikes from Murhaa there.
Murhaa drops an elbow to the side of Diddlybottom's head.
Murhaa takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Diddlybottom is rocked!
It looks like Milktoast Diddlybottom has been cut.
Diddlybottom is trying to control but can't.
Milktoast Diddlybottom overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Nice strikes from Murhaa there.
Oh Diddlybottom is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Murhaa working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Murhaa lands a big elbow from half guard. That looks like it's hurt Diddlybottom quite badly. Diddlybottom pulls Murhaa in close trying to recover. Murhaa postures up and lands two really hard shots that put Diddlybottom on queer street! The ref takes a look and decides to call an end to the fight! Possibly an early stoppage but Diddlybottom doesn't seem to be complaining too much.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:55 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Mike Murhaa!
In defeat, Milktoast Diddlybottom stepped up to the mic, saying 'First I like too make good show for fans. I hope you like it, even though fight did not go my way. I am mad about the result, but I am also so happy to entertain all of you. Thank you. PDB4Life'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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