PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight kickboxing rules bout between Chicken Destroyer (ranked 4430 p4p, 416 weight class) and Tong Po (ranked 25063 p4p, 573 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the ring.

Destroyer
vs
Po

170 cm
28
167 lbs
13 - 10 - 0

167 cm
26
160 lbs
7 - 10 - 0

Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Dr Zoidberg Office

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 10 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Chicken Destroyer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Tong Po!
The judges for this bout are Yukihiro Yamamoto, Ren Mimura and Yuuki Gou.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Po is looking to clinch.
A quick step to the side and Destroyer tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Destroyer keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Po.
Destroyer half committed to a counter leg kick.
Po attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Po pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Destroyer lands the left hand.

That has opened up Tong Po's cut even more.
Po falls off balance throwing a combination
and Po takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Po is pinned up against the ropes taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Po keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Destroyer scores with a jab.

The cut above Tong Po's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Po misses with an uppercut
and Destroyer counters with a nice uppercut.
Tong Po is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Po avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Destroyer with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Po throws a right hand that misses
and Destroyer counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Po misses with the combination.
A big left from Po misses.
Po throws a lazy uppercut
and Destroyer counters with a stiff right hand.

Tong Po's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Destroyer with a jab.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Tong Po's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:54 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Chicken Destroyer!
A very excited looking Chicken Destroyer made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
In defeat, Tong Po stepped up to the mic, saying 'I live by the sword I die by the sword, Whatever happened has happened, no looking back now, the moment is gone...'.