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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Humbert Humbert (ranked 344 p4p, 52 weight class) and Demon Monkey (ranked 526 p4p, 87 weight class). Monkey is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Bransjehora. Humbert Humbert had a look across the cage there at his opponent. He definitely means business
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Abu Dhabi Champ
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
27 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Humbert Humbert!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
19 - 14 - 1, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Demon Monkey!
The judges for this bout are Yukihiro Yamamoto, Kenichi Hosakawa and Yukihiro Shimada.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Humbert lands a body shot.
Humbert swings for the body but Monkey moves out of range.
Humbert lands with a hook. Monkey tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Humbert cracks Monkey with an open hand slap.
A nice leg kick lands there from Monkey.
Demon Monkey seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Monkey keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Monkey! But no joy.
Humbert ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Monkey moves away.
Monkey connects with a good right hand that stumbles Humbert. Humbert circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Monkey dips to his left and cracks Humbert with an uppercut!
Humbert looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Humbert moves forwards but Monkey connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Monkey lands a head shot.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Monkey lands a nice looking body kick.
Humbert takes a swing at Monkey's ribcage but misses.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Monkey. Humbert shrugs it off though.
Monkey works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Monkey slips a straight right by Humbert.
Humbert slips a jab and a cross from Monkey.
It looked like Humbert was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Monkey.
A nice leg kick lands there from Monkey.
Monkey throws a right hand that Humbert ducks under and follows up with a left that Humbert also avoids with ease.
Monkey has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Humbert on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Monkey. Monkey obviously looking to wear him down.
Humbert on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Humbert displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Monkey throws out the jab.
Humbert is looking to wear down Monkey with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Humbert throws a jab when Monkey was well out of range.
A slow jab from Humbert misses its intended target.
Monkey keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Humbert uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Monkey.
Monkey lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Monkey throws a nice inside leg kick.
Good standup being displayed there by Monkey as he connects with a hook.
Humbert takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Monkey moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
It looks like Demon Monkey has been cut.
A shot to the liver by Humbert. Beautiful body shot.
Monkey uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Humbert.
Humbert with a jab.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Humbert looks to score with a jab to the body but Monkey is just out of range.
Monkey lands a nice hook to Humbert's body. Humbert takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Humbert misses with a hook. Monkey ducked under it nicely.
Monkey lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
The fighters circling - Humbert throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Humbert takes one to the chin there.
Jab from Monkey.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Humbert throws a right and a left that both miss.
Monkey throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
A looping hook to the body misses from Humbert. Monkey does a little dance to reset his feet.
Monkey scores with a jab to the head.
Humbert throws a body shot but no joy.
Monkey lunges at Humbert with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Humbert's hand.
Monkey lands a jab.
Monkey lands with a thumping leg kick.
Monkey slips under a jab from Humbert.
Monkey lands with a thumping leg kick.
Monkey is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Humbert throws a right and a left that Monkey avoids nicely.
Monkey cracks Humbert with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Humbert throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Monkey sees it coming and avoids it easily.
A punch combination from Humbert misses.
Humbert ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Monkey moves away.
Monkey is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Humbert had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Monkey lands an overhand right.
A slow jab from Humbert misses its intended target.
Humbert is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Monkey is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Monkey tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Humbert was well out of range. Poor timing from Monkey.
Humbert swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Monkey avoids the body shot from Humbert.
Humbert throws a body shot but no joy.
Monkey cracks Humbert with a good jab.
Humbert misses with a double jab.
Humbert shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Monkey lands a slapping body shot.
Monkey showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Humbert.
Monkey scores with a kick to the body.
Humbert takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Humbert looks to throw the jab but Monkey is out of range.
Monkey throws a half hearted mid kick.
Monkey scores with a nice body kick.
Monkey jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Humbert connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Monkey feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Humbert's calf.
Humbert with a hook.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Monkey thows a body kick. Humbert tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Humbert on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Monkey scores with the left hand. Humbert knows he should have avoided that one.
Nice shot by Humbert.
Monkey lands with a straight right. Humbert didn't see that one coming.
Nice shot by Monkey.
Humbert walks into a left hand.
A punch lands to the side of Humbert 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Monkey misses with a low kick as Humbert jumps back.
Humbert throws a lazy right hand but Monkey sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Humbert tries to bum rush Monkey with a series of wild strikes but Monkey uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Humbert looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Humbert has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Humbert there as he acknowledges the shot.
Monkey bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Humbert's head.
A jab from Humbert misses.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Monkey throws a nice outside leg kick.
Humbert will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Humbert blocks a head kick by Monkey.
Humbert lands a really nice looking cross but Monkey seems unphased.
Humbert throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Monkey stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Monkey connects with a high kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Demon Monkey dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Demon Monkey's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!
A nice leg kick lands there from Monkey.
Monkey fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Humbert.
A left lands for Monkey.
Humbert misses with a hook. Monkey ducked under it nicely.
Monkey is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Humbert with a body shot.
Humbert drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Monkey lands with a thumping leg kick.
Humbert misses the shot to the body.
Monkey moves out of range as Humbert strikes.
Monkey listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Demon Monkey seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Monkey gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Monkey lands a jab to the head.
Humbert misses with a body shot.
Monkey bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Monkey tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Humbert was well out of range. Poor timing from Monkey.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Humbert throws the left hand but Monkey avoids the punch easily.
Monkey connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Monkey tests Humbert's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Monkey lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Humbert jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Monkey connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Monkey connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Humbert's hands.
Humbert has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Monkey finds it's way round the side to connect with Humbert's head.
Humbert misses with a straight right.
Monkey bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Monkey moves into range and connects with a jab.
A punch lands to the side of Humbert 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Monkey scores with a jab to the head.
Monkey finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
A counter left hand to the body from Humbert misses its target.
Monkey chopping away at his opponent's legs.
An inside leg kick from Monkey misses.
Monkey wants to slow Humbert down by chopping away at his legs.
Monkey lets loose with a powerful body kick. Humbert will feel that in the morning.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Good shot there by Monkey.
Humbert misses with a wild body shot.
Humbert swinging wildly here.
Monkey connects with a jab.
This entire fight has taken place on the feet so far and you wonder whether Humbert might be better served trying to take this one to the ground because he's losing the standup battle so far.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Humbert blocks a head kick by Monkey.
Humbert throws the left hand but Monkey avoids the punch easily.
Humbert changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Monkey has been working his punching technique in the buildup to the fight and it appears to be paying off.
A chopping leg kick lands by Monkey.
Monkey throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Humbert moves out of range of the body kick.
Monkey takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Humbert throws a series of punches but Monkey moves out of range.
Monkey ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Humbert moves away.
Monkey throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Humbert sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Humbert on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
A looping hook to the body misses from Humbert. Monkey does a little dance to reset his feet.
Humbert misses with a wild combination.
A nice leg kick lands there from Monkey.
Monkey paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Humbert needs to keep his hands up - Monkey had a free shot at his head there.
Monkey takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
A nice inside leg kick there by Monkey. That's going to slow Humbert down.
Humbert misses with a straight left.
Monkey takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Humbert misses with a straight left.
Humbert looks to land a left hand but Monkey moved out of range nicely.
Monkey fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Monkey ducks under a wild hook from Humbert.
Monkey scores with a push kick.
Humbert throws out a loose jab but Monkey uses good head movement to avoid it.
Monkey has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Humbert.
Humbert takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Monkey lands a lovely overhand right.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Humbert lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Monkey at a distance.
Monkey misses with a low kick.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Monkey, right into the meat.
Humbert misses with a hook. Monkey ducked under it nicely.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Monkey buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Monkey tests Humbert's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Humbert takes a swing at Monkey's ribcage but misses.
Monkey swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Humbert is looking to counter punch.
Monkey throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Humbert swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Monkey takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Monkey fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Monkey moves out of range of the strikes.
Monkey throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Monkey connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Nice defenses there by Monkey.
Humbert throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Humbert looks to score with a jab to the body but Monkey is just out of range.
Humbert takes one to the chin there.
Monkey fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Humbert throws a hook to the side of Monkey's head but Monkey sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Demon Monkey showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Demon Monkey's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. And we move into the final round!
Nice straight punches there by Humbert. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Humbert.
Monkey lunges at Humbert with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Humbert's hand.
Monkey misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Humbert.
Humbert throws a jab but it's blocked by Monkey.
Humbert takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Nice straight punches there by Monkey. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Monkey.
Monkey chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Humbert misses with a wild body shot.
Humbert steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Monkey.
Monkey moves out of range of the strikes.
Monkey lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
An inside leg kick lands from Monkey.
A nice leg kick lands there from Monkey.
Nice body punch from Monkey.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Monkey with a nice cross.
Decent striking displayed by Monkey there.
Monkey ducks under a wild hook from Humbert.
Monkey moves out of range of the strikes.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Monkey comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Monkey cracks Humbert with an open hand slap.
Monkey staying out of range there.
Monkey steps in looking to counter with the mid kick but it doesn't connect.
Monkey wants to land a leg kick but Humbert is out of range.
Monkey swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Humbert throws out a loose jab but Monkey uses good head movement to avoid it.
Good standup being displayed there by Monkey as he connects with a hook.
Monkey fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
A big right from Monkey misses.
Monkey throws the left hand but Humbert avoids the punch easily.
An attempted straight right counter from Humbert misses the target.
Monkey scores with a leg kick.
A punch lands to the side of Humbert 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Monkey keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Humbert.
Monkey feints a counter leg kick.
Monkey misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Monkey avoids the body shot from Humbert.
Monkey doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Humbert slips under a jab.
A little feinted left hand from Humbert on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Monkey connects with a good right hand that stumbles Humbert. Humbert circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Humbert throws a body punch but Monkey moves out of range.
Humbert lands with a cross.
Humbert throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Humbert looks to land a left hand but Monkey moved out of range nicely.
Monkey lands a nice shot that snaps Humbert's head back.
A cross from Monkey lands.
Monkey slips under a jab.
Monkey cracks a nice hook into Humbert's ribs.
Monkey keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Monkey looks to land a body kick but Humbert moved away.
Monkey fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Humbert has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Humbert has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Monkey throws a body punch but Humbert moves out of range.
Humbert misses with a wild body shot.
Monkey dips to his left and cracks Humbert with an uppercut!
Monkey turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Monkey scores with a jab.
Humbert Humbert has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Humbert throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Humbert scores with a punch to the head.
Monkey bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Humbert throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Good standup being displayed there by Monkey as he connects with a hook.
Humbert throws a body punch but Monkey moves out of range.
Monkey keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Humbert.
Monkey scores with a sloppy right hand. Humbert should have avoided that one.
Monkey dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Humbert. That did some damage!
Monkey throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Monkey turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Monkey slips a straight right by Humbert.
Humbert fails to land with a series of punches.
Humbert takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Monkey connects with a high kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Monkey uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Humbert.
Humbert looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A solid body kick from Monkey.
Humbert throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Monkey with a hook.
Monkey slips a jab from Humbert.
A left lands for Humbert.
Humbert slips a jab and a cross from Monkey.
Monkey scores with a sloppy right hand. Humbert should have avoided that one.
Monkey keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Monkey fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Humbert has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Monkey lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Humbert takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
A slapping body kick lands there for Monkey.
Monkey stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Monkey uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Humbert throws a body punch but Monkey moves out of range.
Humbert takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Demon Monkey is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Monkey scores with a hook to the body. Humbert takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
And that's the end of the fight!
Demon Monkey comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Monkey has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Yukihiro Yamamoto scores the fight 27:30
Judge Kenichi Hosakawa scores the fight 27:30
Judge Yukihiro Shimada scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Demon Monkey!
After winning the bout, Demon Monkey thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
The defeated Humbert Humbert had this to say: 'im to old! Sry Fans i got no hunger anymore '.
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