PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Jared Conors (ranked 7618 p4p, 549 weight class) and Elijah Pitakaka (ranked 10059 p4p, 586 weight class). Pitakaka comes into a darkened arena with his song building. my dick kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Conors
vs
Pitakaka

189 cm
20
216 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

189 cm
50
217 lbs
30 - 61 - 0

Excellent MT
Cardio machine

Basic striking
Knockout power

Glomco Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Jared Conors!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 30 - 61 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Elijah Pitakaka!
The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, Stewart Dunkirk and George Francis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pitakaka throws a low kick but Conors avoids it.
It looked like Conors wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Pitakaka throws a leg kick

and Conors counters with a right, a left and a big uppercut that drops Pitakaka to the mat! Conors runs to a neutral corner to get the count going quickly. 3,4,5,6 and Pitakaka is back to his feet. He seems ready to continue - the ref agrees so we're back at it!

Pitakaka is rocked!
Pitakaka get stunned by a cross and takes another one on the button. Pitakaka stumbles backwards and tries to bounce back off the ropes but Conors runs in and jumps on him with a leaping lead hook that puts him out! Wow, that was highlight reel stuff! Awesome finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:12 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Jared Conors!
Our winner, Jared Conors, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.