PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Snappy Whiplash (ranked 640 p4p, 579 weight class) and Disco Kid (ranked 82 p4p, 73 weight class). Kid has chosen Wu Tang Clan - Protect Ya Neck as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Whiplash
vs
Kid

168 cm
26
145
12 - 5 - 0

164 cm
28
144
19 - 10 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Olympic wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

Urban Fighter
Hardcore Sports Nutrition

Hardcore Sports Nutrition
Ma Balls Is Hot Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Snappy Whiplash!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 19 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Disco Kid!
The judges for this bout are Percy O'Donnell, Don Winkell and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Whiplash takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Kid fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Whiplash scores with a leg kick.
Kid misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Whiplash.
Whiplash feinted with a counter takedown.
Whiplash has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Whiplash tries to clinch up.
Kid drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Whiplash defends it well.
Whiplash avoids a punch combination nicely.
Whiplash fails in his attempt to clinch.
Kid lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Kid keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Whiplash.
Kid steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Whiplash.
Whiplash fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Kid is out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kid bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Whiplash's head.
Whiplash lands with a shot to the body.
Whiplash misses with a straight right.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Whiplash changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Kid takes a shot right to the bread basket.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Whiplash tries to clinch but Kid moves out of range.
Kid misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Whiplash.

Whiplash rushes Kid and presses him up against the cage.
Whiplash misses with a hook to the ribs.
Whiplash misses with the head strike.
Whiplash misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Kid is trying to break the clinch but Whiplash is controlling him.
Kid struggles to land a body shot inside as Whiplash controls his hands.
Whiplash lands with a right to the head.
Whiplash fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Whiplash pushes Kid back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Whiplash pushes Kid back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Kid is trying to break free.
Whiplash throws a punch but it's blocked by Kid.
Kid throws a punch but it's blocked by Whiplash.
Whiplash makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Whiplash scores with a shoulder strike.
Whiplash lands with a short head shot on the inside.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Whiplash blocking some punches.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kid misses with a hook to the ribs.

Kid pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Whiplash steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Kid.
Whiplash was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Whiplash is looking to clinch.
Whiplash keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Kid jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Kid swats away the attempt to clinch by Whiplash.
Kid feints the counter takedown.

Whiplash moves into the clinch successfully.
A nice left hand lands by Whiplash.
Kid has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Whiplash seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Kid can turn it around.
Whiplash displaying some good clinch control by pressing Kid up against the cage.
Kid misses with a hook from the clinch.
Whiplash blocks an uppercut.
Whiplash lands a body punch in the clinch.
Whiplash throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Whiplash lands a nice uppercut.
Kid blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Whiplash misses with a short punch on the inside.
Whiplash misses with a punch to the body.
Whiplash tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.

Kid ties up his opponent against the cage and manages to drag the fight down to the ground. Kid no doubt will be looking to work submissions from his guard.
Whiplash throws an elbow that misses. Kid uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Whiplash's guard. Nice move by Kid!

Kid loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Whiplash is looking to stand up but Kid isn't so interested in that idea.
Kid lands a couple of decent looking shots.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Whiplash is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Kid with a flurry of punches that miss.
Kid throws a big right hand that misses.
Kid wants to control from the top but Whiplash keeps moving.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Kid throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Whiplash works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Snappy Whiplash will probably get the nod.
That's time! Back to the action!

Kid avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
A looping hook to the body misses from Kid. Whiplash does a little dance to reset his feet.
A jab from Kid misses.
Kid takes a swing at Whiplash's ribcage but misses.
Kid throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Whiplash swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Disco Kid seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Whiplash throws a body punch but Kid moves out of range.
Whiplash delivers a nice body kick.
Whiplash lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Whiplash uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Kid.
Whiplash fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Whiplash on the wrong end of a nice hook.

Kid drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Kid looking to pass the guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Whiplash keeping moving, preventing Kid from controlling successfully.
Whiplash wants to get back to his feet but he's too absorbed in his own little project and Kid manages to pass to side control.

Kid is looking for a kimura here.

Whiplash kicks Kid off and gets back to his feet.
Whiplash is looking to wear down Kid with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kid looks for a takedown but Whiplash sprawls well.
Whiplash fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Kid on the side of the head.
Kid misses the shot to the body.
Whiplash ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Kid moves away.
Whiplash connects with a nice looking jab.
Kid throws out a loose jab but Whiplash uses good head movement to avoid it.
Whiplash lands a nice leg kick that just misses Kid's sensitive parts.
Whiplash throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Whiplash turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Kid throws an overhand right that lands on Whiplash's shoulder, as Whiplash tries to avoid the shot.
Decent striking displayed by Whiplash there.
Whiplash is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Kid can do to turn this around?

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kid misses with a hook
and Whiplash makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Kid lands with a shot to the body.
Kid tests Whiplash's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Whiplash steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Kid.
Whiplash slips under a jab.
Whiplash is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Whiplash has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Whiplash there as he acknowledges the shot.
Snappy Whiplash is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
A jab lands there for Kid.
Kid uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Whiplash.

Whiplash gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Whiplash misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Kid tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Whiplash working aggressively here.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Whiplash throws a punch but it's blocked by Kid.
Kid blocks an uppercut.
Whiplash lands a body punch in the clinch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Whiplash lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Kid creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Kid has a couple of punches blocked by Whiplash.
Kid prevents a body shot from Whiplash.
Whiplash struggles to land a body shot inside as Kid controls his hands.

Kid manages to pull guard. Let's see whether he can land a sub off his back.
Disco Kid has got the better of the ground game so far.
Whiplash with a flurry of punches that miss.
Kid keeping moving, preventing Whiplash from controlling successfully.
Whiplash with a nice head shot there.
Whiplash throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Whiplash loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Snappy Whiplash dominated that second round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!

Whiplash misses with a body shot.
Whiplash ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Kid moves away.
Kid throws a right hand that misses
and Whiplash counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Kid throws a body shot but no joy.
Whiplash moves in looking to clinch but Kid pushes him off.
Whiplash ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.

Whiplash moves into range and clinches up with Kid.
Whiplash lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Kid lands a hook that snaps the head of Whiplash backwards.
Kid tries to throw a body punch but Whiplash avoids it by throwing Kid back against the cage.
Kid misses with the head strike.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Whiplash lands a left hand that snaps the head of Kid backwards.
Whiplash lands a shot to the body.
Whiplash lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Whiplash lands with a light punch inside.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Kid.
Kid misses with a punch to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kid misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Kid lands a body punch.
Whiplash scores with a shot to the side of Kid's head.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Whiplash.
Snappy Whiplash has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Whiplash blocks an uppercut.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Whiplash.
Kid lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Whiplash fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Whiplash can't find room to land a body shot as Kid controls the action.
Whiplash looking to stall.

Kid manages to break the clinch.
Kid will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
A punch combination from Kid misses.
Whiplash punishes Kid's body with a nice straight punch.
Whiplash ducks under a wild hook from Kid.
Whiplash tries to counter with a takedown but Kid is quick to defend against it.
Disco Kid has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Snappy Whiplash is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kid on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Whiplash. Whiplash obviously looking to wear him down.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Whiplash throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Whiplash slips a jab from Kid.
A combination from Whiplash does no damage.
Kid throws a jab when Whiplash was well out of range.
Whiplash with the inside leg kick.
Whiplash bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Kid's head backwards.
Whiplash connects with a looping right hand.

Whiplash has Kid up against the cage in a clinch.
Kid prevents a body shot from Whiplash.
A short uppercut from Kid.
Kid fails to land with a short punch on the inside.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kid tries to pull guard but Whiplash holds him up against the cage and eventually Kid drops back down to his feet.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Whiplash.
A right handed body shot lands from Whiplash.
Nice body punch from Kid - that landed with a thud.
Whiplash tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Kid wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Whiplash blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Kid misses with the head strike.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Kid.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A right hook to the body lands for Kid.
Kid misses with the head strike.
Kid throws a head punch that misses.
Kid fails to pull guard.
Kid has a couple of punches blocked by Whiplash.
A head punch on the inside from Kid fails to land.
Kid tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Whiplash smiles and moves away.
Snappy Whiplash has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Disco Kid.
Kid throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.

Whiplash fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Kid, pushing him back against the cage.
Whiplash stalling in the clinch.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Whiplash effectively controlling the action here.

And that's the end of the fight!
Snappy Whiplash showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Whiplash, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 30:27
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 30:27
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Snappy Whiplash!
A less than humble Snappy Whiplash misjudged his post fight interview somewhat and came across a little too arrogant whilst trying to hype up his own abilities.