PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Chief Queef (ranked 1884 p4p, 3572 weight class) and Denzel Palmer (ranked 263 p4p, 445 weight class). Chief Queef has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Queef
vs
Palmer

186 cm
26
186
6 - 3 - 0

193 cm
20
179
2 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Great elbows
Cardio machine

Good takedowns
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Ma Balls Is Hot Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Chief Queef!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Denzel Palmer!
The judges for this bout are Wesley Smith, Daniel Franklin and Gwen Towbar.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Queef takes the fight into the clinch.
Queef blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Queef fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Queef misses with a short punch on the inside.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Queef.
Palmer blocking some punches.
Palmer misses with a hook to the ribs.
Queef fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Palmer blocks a punch to the side of the head.

Palmer has dropped down and is working for a takedown. Queef is trying to keep an underhook but Palmer manages to get the takedown into half guard.
Palmer looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Queef keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Queef is looking to improve his position.

Queef looking for submissions off his back.
Palmer tries to pass to full mount but Queef defends it.

Queef looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Ground and pound from Palmer.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Palmer looks to score some points with some ground and pound.

Queef looking for submissions from an awkward position here.

Queef is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Palmer pulls his head out easily.

Queef looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Queef is pressing down on Palmer's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

Queef looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.

Palmer got a little sloppy there for a moment and Queef has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Palmer has managed to get both his arms back between Queef's legs - danger averted.

Queef looking for a guillotine here but Palmer defends easily.

Queef escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Palmer gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Palmer is working Queef over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Palmer cracks Queef with a solid left hand.

Queef looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Palmer with a nice head shot there.
Palmer lands a couple of digs.
Palmer keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Queef's head.
Palmer must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Palmer in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Palmer postures up in Queef's guard and throws a big left but Queef blocks it.

Queef looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.

Queef working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Palmer doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Palmer manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Palmer lands a couple of digs.
Palmer landing with the ground and pound.

Queef has his foot on Palmer's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Palmer works his way back into a safe position though.

Queef looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Palmer makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Palmer distracts Queef with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.

Queef is looking for a triangle but Palmer pushes his legs off easily.

Queef looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Palmer working some strikes from top position.
Palmer lands a couple of elbows.
Palmer is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Palmer throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.

Queef has his foot on Palmer's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Palmer works his way back into a safe position though.
Palmer is in close to Queef's body, working some short punches and elbows.

Queef is rocked!
Palmer postures up from his opponent's guard, before exploding into some vicious ground and pound! Queef covers up, he's hurt! Palmer keeps throwing the strikes, glancing at the referee... Will he stop it?? One more big shot from Palmer and the ref steps in to end the fight! Palmer can't hide his delight as he celebrates with his corner.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:53 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Denzel Palmer!
A victorious Denzel Palmer thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.