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Coming up we have a super heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Taz Bandichoo (ranked 24928 p4p, 1616 weight class) and Pope Drunkizkus (ranked 151 p4p, 34 weight class). Drunkizkus comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Sada Baby - SkubaHoodBlocKlub Feat BlocBoy JB, And HoodRich Pablo Juan kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!
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World class boxer
Insanely flexible
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 21 - 26 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Taz Bandichoo!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Pope Drunkizkus!
The judges for this bout are William Gold, James Ackerman and Daniel Bishop.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Drunkizkus misses with a hook.
A chopping leg kick lands by Bandichoo.
Drunkizkus thows a left - swing and a miss!
Drunkizkus misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Bandichoo tries a head kick but it misses.
Drunkizkus throws a counter combo.
Bandichoo cracks Drunkizkus with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Bandichoo tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Drunkizkus was well out of range. Poor timing from Bandichoo.
Drunkizkus flicks out a counter leg kick but Bandichoo steps away.
Bandichoo lands with a nice body kick.
Bandichoo looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Drunkizkus throws the left hand but Bandichoo avoids the punch easily.
Drunkizkus connects with a leg kick.
Drunkizkus misses with a wild body shot.
Bandichoo lands with a right hand.
Drunkizkus throws a wild body kick that Bandichoo sees coming a mile off.
Bandichoo cracks Drunkizkus with a right hand to the side of the head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bandichoo missing with a left hand there. Drunkizkus was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Bandichoo keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Drunkizkus.
Drunkizkus jabs at Bandichoo's body.
Bandichoo connects with a jab.
Drunkizkus throws a body punch but Bandichoo moves out of range.
Bandichoo throws a head kick that misses.
A head kick misses from Bandichoo.
A jab from Bandichoo finds it's way through Drunkizkus's defenses.
Bandichoo throws a body kick that misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A chopping leg kick lands by Drunkizkus.
Bandichoo misses with a head kick.
Drunkizkus has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Drunkizkus swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Drunkizkus takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Taz Bandichoo seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bandichoo sizes up Drunkizkus with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Nice shot by Bandichoo.
Bandichoo lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Drunkizkus throws a low kick but Bandichoo avoids it.
Bandichoo throws a hook but Drunkizkus blocks it.
Drunkizkus swings for the body but Bandichoo moves out of range.
Bandichoo pushes Drunkizkus away with a front kick.
Drunkizkus misses with a straight right.
Drunkizkus looks to land a left hand but Bandichoo moved out of range nicely.
Bandichoo throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bandichoo pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Drunkizkus misses with a straight right.
Jab by Drunkizkus.
Bandichoo ducks under a wild hook from Drunkizkus.
Bandichoo misses with a head kick.
Bandichoo rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Drunkizkus moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Bandichoo pulls out of a head kick attempt.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Drunkizkus wants to clinch up but Bandichoo keeps it at a distance.
Drunkizkus punishes Bandichoo's body with a nice straight punch.
Drunkizkus lands a nice looking body shot.
Bandichoo is breathing heavily.
Drunkizkus throws a hook but Bandichoo avoids it easily.
A chopping leg kick lands by Bandichoo.
Bandichoo throws a head kick that misses.
Drunkizkus misses with a hook.
Drunkizkus throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Bandichoo lands a slapping body shot.
Drunkizkus waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Bandichoo.
Drunkizkus throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Bandichoo tries to land a leg kick but Drunkizkus saw it coming and moves away.
Jab, jab by Bandichoo - just one landing.
Drunkizkus avoids the body shot from Bandichoo.
Drunkizkus connects with a looping right hand.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Drunkizkus misses with an uppercut. Bandichoo saw that one coming.
Bandichoo on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Bandichoo throws a sloppy head kick and Drunkizkus moves out of range easily.
Drunkizkus lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
It looks like Taz Bandichoo has been cut.
Bandichoo misses with a leg kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Taz Bandichoo will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Taz Bandichoo's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Drunkizkus scores with a crisp jab that stopped Bandichoo in his tracks.
Bandichoo fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Bandichoo lands a leg kick that knocks Drunkizkus off balance momentarily.
Bandichoo with a nice cross.
Drunkizkus tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Bandichoo was well out of range. Poor timing from Drunkizkus.
Drunkizkus scores with a head kick. Bandichoo tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Drunkizkus takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Drunkizkus rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Bandichoo moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
A swing and a miss from Bandichoo.
Bandichoo jabs Drunkizkus right on the nose. Drunkizkus blinks but takes it well.
Drunkizkus staying out of range there.
Drunkizkus bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Bandichoo avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bandichoo tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Bandichoo thuds his shin into the meat of Drunkizkus's side.
Bandichoo uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Drunkizkus.
Donk. Drunkizkus catches Bandichoo right on the button with a cross.
A lazy left from Bandichoo finds it's target.
Taz Bandichoo is winning the standup battle so far.
Bandichoo uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Drunkizkus.
Drunkizkus takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Bandichoo is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bandichoo takes a swing at Drunkizkus's ribcage but misses.
Drunkizkus was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Drunkizkus throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Drunkizkus swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A slow jab from Bandichoo misses its intended target.
Drunkizkus misses the shot to the body.
Drunkizkus lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Bandichoo pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Bandichoo throws a sloppy head kick and Drunkizkus moves out of range easily.
Drunkizkus takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Good shot there by Drunkizkus.
Bandichoo plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Drunkizkus throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Drunkizkus thows a left - swing and a miss!
Drunkizkus throws an overhand right that lands on Bandichoo's shoulder, as Bandichoo tries to avoid the shot.
Bandichoo lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Drunkizkus looks to land a left hand but Bandichoo moved out of range nicely.
Bandichoo checks the leg kick nicely there.
Bandichoo tried to counter with a leg kick but Drunkizkus avoided it.
Drunkizkus throws a looping overhand right but Bandichoo ducks down to avoid it.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Drunkizkus blocks the body kick.
A head kick misses from Drunkizkus.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Drunkizkus looks to score with a jab to the body but Bandichoo is just out of range.
Drunkizkus ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Bandichoo moves forwards but Drunkizkus connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Good leg kick by Drunkizkus.
Drunkizkus getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Drunkizkus looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Bandichoo with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Drunkizkus throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Bandichoo sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Nice body kick from Bandichoo.
Bandichoo dodges the punch combination from Drunkizkus.
Bandichoo just misses with a punch to the body.
Bandichoo throws a sloppy head kick and Drunkizkus moves out of range easily.
Bandichoo throws a head kick that misses.
Drunkizkus throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Bandichoo lands with a nice body punch.
Bandichoo lands with a kick to the ribs.
Drunkizkus thows a left - swing and a miss!
A decent looking body kick lands there for Bandichoo.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Taz Bandichoo will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Taz Bandichoo's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!
Drunkizkus swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Bandichoo lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Drunkizkus takes a swing at Bandichoo's ribcage but misses.
Drunkizkus throws a nice looking combination but Bandichoo bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Drunkizkus stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Bandichoo.
Bandichoo misses with an attempted mid kick.
Bandichoo scores with a head kick.
Bandichoo listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Drunkizkus lands with a good body shot.
Drunkizkus throws a head kick but Bandichoo moves out of range.
Bandichoo chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Drunkizkus can pounce on him.
Drunkizkus throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Bandichoo dodges the punch combination from Drunkizkus.
Drunkizkus takes a swing at Bandichoo's ribcage but misses.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bandichoo is looking to chop away at Drunkizkus's legs.
Drunkizkus looks to land a left hand but Bandichoo moved out of range nicely.
Bandichoo thinks about countering with a body kick.
A nice leg kick lands there from Bandichoo.
Drunkizkus on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Drunkizkus avoids the body shot from Bandichoo.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Drunkizkus ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
A head kick misses from Bandichoo.
Bandichoo tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Drunkizkus was well out of range. Poor timing from Bandichoo.
Drunkizkus is clearly looking to counter with head kicks.
Bandichoo keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Bandichoo misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Bandichoo tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Bandichoo tries a low kick but Drunkizkus avoids it.
Drunkizkus takes a swing at Bandichoo's ribcage but misses.
Drunkizkus works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Bandichoo throws a sloppy head kick and Drunkizkus moves out of range easily.
Drunkizkus throws out a counter right but Bandichoo avoids it with no problem.
Drunkizkus tries to bum rush Bandichoo with a series of wild strikes but Bandichoo uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Drunkizkus's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Drunkizkus misses with a wild body shot.
Bandichoo looks to land a body kick but Drunkizkus moved away.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Drunkizkus! But no joy.
A slow jab from Bandichoo misses its intended target.
Drunkizkus with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Bandichoo throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Good shot there by Bandichoo.
Drunkizkus misses the shot to the body.
Pope Drunkizkus has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Bandichoo lands a high kick!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Drunkizkus takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Drunkizkus throws a nice outside leg kick.
Drunkizkus waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Bandichoo.
Drunkizkus throws an overhand right that lands on Bandichoo's shoulder, as Bandichoo tries to avoid the shot.
Drunkizkus just misses with a punch to the body.
Drunkizkus throws a body punch but Bandichoo moves out of range.
Bandichoo lands a nice leg kick that just misses Drunkizkus's sensitive parts.
Bandichoo steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Drunkizkus.
Bandichoo misses with a kick to the body.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Drunkizkus crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Bandichoo - the referee stops the clock and Drunkizkus gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Bandichoo. Drunkizkus manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Bandichoo connects with a solid leg kick.
A looping hook to the body misses from Bandichoo. Drunkizkus does a little dance to reset his feet.
Drunkizkus on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Bandichoo pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Drunkizkus fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Bandichoo manages to avoid it.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Drunkizkus will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Drunkizkus on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
And that's the end of the fight!
Taz Bandichoo showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Bandichoo has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge William Gold scores the fight 30:27
Judge James Ackerman scores the fight 30:27
Judge Daniel Bishop scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Taz Bandichoo!
After the big win, Taz Bandichoo made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Brooklyn Apothecary and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.
Pope Drunkizkus was interviewed post fight and said '00pz'.
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