PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Milktoast Diddlybottom (ranked 1345 p4p, 965 weight class) and Ryan Riggs (ranked 169 p4p, 122 weight class). Diddlybottom's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Milquetoast. Ryan Riggs struggled to make weight for this fight. He only made it down to 267.4lbs at the first attempt and had to take the additional two hours to make the official bout weight. Let's see how much it's taken out of him. Ryan Riggs looks lathargic as he enters the arena. Wake up son, you're about to have a fight!

Diddlybottom
vs
Riggs

213 cm
39
273
29 - 26 - 0

190 cm
36
286
22 - 13 - 2

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Very quick

Olympic wrestler
World class boxer
Heavy handed

Urban Fighter
Ma Balls Is Hot Clothing

Knockaround Guys Fight Gear

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 29 - 26 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Milktoast Diddlybottom!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 22 - 13 - 2, fighting out of New York, Ryan Riggs!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Don Winkell and Percy O'Donnell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Diddlybottom lands a nice shot to the body.
Diddlybottom stuns Riggs with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Diddlybottom slips a jab and a cross from Riggs.

Diddlybottom closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
Riggs is staying active underneath Diddlybottom, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Riggs makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Riggs.
Riggs wants to hit a sweep here but Diddlybottom passes into full mount! Oh no, disaster for Riggs there!

Diddlybottom working for a submission but Riggs is keeping him at bay.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Riggs is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
Riggs stops Diddlybottom from taking his back. Still, being mounted isn't any better.
Diddlybottom working the ground and pound effectively.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Diddlybottom can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Riggs is looking to escape.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Diddlybottom putting on the heat here with some good ground and pound!
Riggs is squirming around, avoiding Diddlybottom's attempts to control the action.
Riggs slips a leg in and gets back to half guard.
Riggs wants to get back to full guard.

Riggs looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Riggs looks winded!
Diddlybottom trying to control the action but Riggs is working from the bottom.
Diddlybottom will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Riggs is looking to improve his position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Riggs is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Diddlybottom scores with a couple of nice shots.

Diddlybottom is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Riggs has managed to free his arm - good work.

Diddlybottom is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Riggs is just riding it out for now. Diddlybottom eventually gives up the hold.

Diddlybottom is looking for a kimura but Riggs is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Diddlybottom to get the leverage.
Diddlybottom seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Riggs does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Riggs tries to get to full guard but Diddlybottom has control of the leg.

Diddlybottom looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.

Diddlybottom is working for a submission here. He's got hold of the far side arm and he's looking for a kimura. He's cranking on the arm and he's got it! Riggs is tapping out! Ouch, that looked like it hurt!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:43 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Milktoast Diddlybottom!
An out of breath and clearly excited Milktoast Diddlybottom thanked Pit Bull Development for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).