PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between James Noir (ranked 231 p4p, 161 weight class) and Charles Hawtry (ranked 37 p4p, 25 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Hawtry's choice of entrance music: The Rain. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Noir
vs
Hawtry

184 cm
30
173
14 - 5 - 0

182 cm
32
173
21 - 14 - 1

Great wrestler
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, James Noir!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 21 - 14 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Charles Hawtry!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Don Winkell and Percy O'Donnell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hawtry scores with a jab to the jaw.
Noir slips under a jab.
Nice body punch from Hawtry.
Noir takes a swing at Hawtry's ribcage but misses.
Noir scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Noir swinging wildly here.
Noir fails to land with a series of punches.
Hawtry slips a straight right by Noir.
Hawtry cracks Noir with a right hand to the side of the head.
Hawtry darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Good shot there by Noir.
Noir misses the body punch
and Hawtry counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Hawtry slips a straight right by Noir.
Noir thows a left - swing and a miss!
Noir tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Hawtry was well out of range. Poor timing from Noir.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hawtry misses with an uppercut.
Hawtry walks into a jab.
Noir scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Noir lands a glancing blow to the side of Hawtry's head.
Hawtry keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Noir.
Noir keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
James Noir is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Hawtry scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Noir moves into range and connects with a jab.
Noir ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Hawtry moves away.
Hawtry looks to score with a jab to the body but Noir is just out of range.
James Noir seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Hawtry walks into a left hand.

Hawtry is rocked!
Noir throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Hawtry sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Hawtry is still on wobbly legs! Can Noir finish him?
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Hawtry misses the body punch
and Noir counters with a big right hand! Oh Hawtry is in trouble here! Noir follows up with more strikes and that's it! The ref has stopped it!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). James Noir!
James Noir thanked the fans post fight for their support.
In defeat, Charles Hawtry stepped up to the mic, saying 'Fuck you all, ya pricks!!'.