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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Closet Case Conservative (ranked 183 p4p, 87 weight class) and Jim Bob McDonald (ranked 30 p4p, 14 weight class). McDonald has chosen Ray Wylie Hubbard - Redneck Mother as his entrance music. Man, I cannot wait for this one!
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 40 - 14 - 0, fighting out of London, Closet Case Conservative!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 26 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jim Bob McDonald!
The judges for this bout are Colin Fotheringham, Paul Tew and Chris Edwards.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McDonald throws a poor cross that misses
and Conservative counters with a right hand to the body.
Conservative uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by McDonald.
McDonald swings for the body but Conservative moves out of range.
Conservative drops McDonald with a beautiful combination! McDonald stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Conservative is looking for the KO!
It looks like Jim Bob McDonald has been cut.
We've been told by Conservative's head coaches at Master Chai's Dojo that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
McDonald looks to throw the jab but Conservative is out of range.
Conservative uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from McDonald.
McDonald misses with a few strikes there.
This has been an exciting period of action!
McDonald tests Conservative's chin there with a solid looking shot.
McDonald misses with a hook
letting Conservative counter with a right hand.
McDonald connects with a crisp jab.
McDonald swings widly with a right hand
and Conservative counters with a nice right hand that sends McDonald toppling to the canvas! McDonald scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Conservative finish him?!
McDonald scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Conservative doesn't seem bothered though.
McDonald misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Conservative.
McDonald swings and misses with a hook to the body.
It appears Conservative was looking to counter with a kick there.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Conservative throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
McDonald misses with a body shot.
A counter left hand to the body from Conservative misses its target.
A jab from McDonald misses.
Conservative displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as McDonald throws out the jab.
Jim Bob McDonald seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
McDonald fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Conservative on the side of the head.
McDonald throws a body punch but Conservative moves out of range.
McDonald walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Conservative moves out of range of the strikes.
McDonald throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Conservative counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
McDonald changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Conservative slips under a jab from McDonald.
McDonald scores with the left hand. Conservative knows he should have avoided that one.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
McDonald throws a looping overhand right but Conservative ducks down to avoid it.
McDonald scores with a shot to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
McDonald ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Conservative moves away.
McDonald waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Conservative.
It looked like Conservative was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from McDonald.
McDonald ducks right into an uppercut from Conservative.
McDonald takes a swing at Conservative's ribcage but misses.
McDonald tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Conservative was well out of range. Poor timing from McDonald.
McDonald throws a sloppy body shot
and Conservative cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
McDonald misses with a shot to the body
and Conservative counters with an inside leg kick.
McDonald misses with a straight right.
McDonald lands a jab.
Conservative ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
A little feinted left hand from Conservative on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Conservative scores with a leg kick.
McDonald throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
A shot to the body from McDonald misses
and Conservative connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Conservative avoids the body shot from McDonald.
McDonald swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A quick step to the side and Conservative tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Conservative moves away from the strike by McDonald.
McDonald throws a lazy right hand but Conservative sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
A swing and a miss from McDonald.
Conservative keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Conservative avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
McDonald throws out a powerful jab.
Conservative scores with a kick to the body.
McDonald looks winded!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Conservative rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but McDonald moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
McDonald takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
McDonald misses with a body shot
and Conservative counters with a lovely straight right hand!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Conservative turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
McDonald slips a straight right by Conservative.
A telegraphed right hand from McDonald misses the target.
Conservative misses with a double jab.
A jab from McDonald misses.
Conservative throwing a counter right hand but McDonald manages to avoid it.
McDonald slips a straight right by Conservative.
McDonald throws out a counter right but Conservative avoids it with no problem.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
McDonald throws a predictable looking body shot
and Conservative counters with an outside leg kick.
McDonald looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Donk. McDonald catches Conservative right on the button with a cross.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Closet Case Conservative dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Jim Bob McDonald's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
McDonald looks to land a combination but Conservative avoids it well.
Conservative half committed to a counter leg kick.
McDonald lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
McDonald misses with a combination
and Conservative makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
McDonald moves away from the strike by Conservative.
McDonald throws an off balance right hand
and Conservative cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Nice uppercut lands for Conservative. That snapped McDonald's head back.
Oooooh!!! Conservative has knocked McDonald down with a huge combo! Conservative steps away and waves a wobbly McDonald back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!
McDonald is rocked!
This has been an exciting period of action!
McDonald misses with an uppercut
and Conservative counters with a series of strikes that practically lifts McDonald off his feet! He tumbles backwards, his head bouncing off the mat - Conservative follows up with more strikes before the ref can step in but McDonald was out before he hit the floor.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:45 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Closet Case Conservative!
Closet Case Conservative seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
In defeat, Jim Bob McDonald stepped up to the mic, saying 'A country boy can survive'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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