PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between HL Mencken (ranked 1066 p4p, 1399 weight class) and Sanderlei Bitetti (ranked 131 p4p, 167 weight class). I don't know about you partner, but I'm pumped for this one!

Mencken
vs
Bitetti

195 cm
39
261
35 - 15 - 0

177 cm
29
253
12 - 18 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Very quick

Excellent grappler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 35 - 15 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, HL Mencken!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 18 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Sanderlei Bitetti!
The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, George Francis and Gwen Towbar.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mencken throws a head kick that misses.
Nice jab there from Bitetti.
Bitetti doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Bitetti ducks under a wild hook from Mencken.
Mencken thuds his right hand into Bitetti's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Bitetti pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Bitetti throws a head kick that half lands.
Bitetti throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Mencken counters with a low kick, right behind Bitetti 's knee.
Mencken misses with a hook. Bitetti ducked under it nicely.
Mencken fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Mencken fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Bitetti looks winded!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Mencken throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Mencken avoids the head kick by Bitetti.
Mencken swings and misses with a hook to the body.
It seemed like Bitetti was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Sanderlei Bitetti seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Mencken connects with a single shot there.

It looks like Sanderlei Bitetti has been cut.
Mencken throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Bitetti walks into a stiff left hand from Mencken.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mencken is looking to land body kicks.

Mencken lands a big shot that drops Bitetti! Can he finish him?
Mencken wants to stand and escape but instead Bitetti has hit a sweep and he's now on top in guard.

Bitetti being controlled here momentarily.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

Mencken has managed to wall walk up one of the corner posts to get back to his feet. Bitetti is pushing him up against the cage, looking to control the position.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bitetti goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Bitetti misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Mencken working hard to break the clinch.
Bitetti stalling.
Mencken tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.

Mencken pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Bitetti throws a head kick that Mencken semi-blocks.

It looks like HL Mencken has been cut.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lazy body kick from Bitetti
and Mencken counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
A solid leg kick lands there for Mencken.
Mencken tries to land a front kick but Bitetti steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Mencken blocks a head kick by Bitetti.
Mencken thuds his shin into the meat of Bitetti's side.
Nice jab there from Mencken.

Bitetti is rocked!
Bitetti takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Bitetti is still on wobbly legs! Can Mencken finish him?
Mencken lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Mencken lands a nice looking body kick.
Mencken feints a jab and as Bitetti dips his head, Mencken unleashes a brutal head kick that catches Bitetti right on the jaw! Timbeeer! Bitetti falls backwards in slow motion, only propped up by the cage! Mencken smiles a psychotic smile as he stares down his unconscious opponent. That is a scary man.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:32 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). HL Mencken!
HL Mencken thanked the fans post fight for their support.