PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between UberThor Hammerfall (ranked 327 p4p, 307 weight class) and Ivan Samsonov (ranked 46 p4p, 43 weight class). UberThor Hammerfall is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Hammerfall
vs
Samsonov

180 cm
28
260
27 - 8 - 0

202 cm
26
270
14 - 2 - 0

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 27 - 8 - 0, fighting out of London, UberThor Hammerfall!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ivan Samsonov!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Percy O'Donnell and Don Winkell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hammerfall misses with a wild body shot.
Hammerfall connects with a body shot that sends Samsonov's belly button to the back.
Hammerfall misses with an uppercut
and Samsonov counters with a straight right hand.

It looks like UberThor Hammerfall has been cut.
Samsonov throws a right hand that misses
and Hammerfall counters with a right hand to the body.
Hammerfall throws a lazy uppercut
and Samsonov counters with a nice body shot.
Hammerfall displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Samsonov throws out the jab.
UberThor Hammerfall seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hammerfall lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Hammerfall misses the shot to the body.
A little jabbing left from Samsonov on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Hammerfall takes a swing at Samsonov's ribcage but misses.
Samsonov shapes to counter with a head kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Samsonov looks to land a left hand but Hammerfall moved out of range nicely.
Samsonov scores with a jab to the jaw.
Samsonov jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Hammerfall swings away with a body shot that misses
enabling Samsonov to counter with a crisp jab.
Some bone on bone action there as Samsonov checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Hammerfall scores with a body shot.
Samsonov walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Hammerfall lands a nice shot to the body.
We've been told by Hammerfall's head coaches at London BALLS OF STEEL that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Samsonov lands a slapping body shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hammerfall misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Samsonov.
Samsonov throws out a counter right but Hammerfall avoids it with no problem.
Hammerfall throws an ugly left hook that misses
letting Samsonov counter with a right hand.

UberThor Hammerfall's cut is getting worse.
Samsonov is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Samsonov misses with a hook to the body
and Hammerfall cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Hammerfall misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Samsonov.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Samsonov! But no joy.
Samsonov takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Hammerfall shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
A big left from Samsonov misses.
Samsonov has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Hammerfall.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hammerfall thuds a left hand into Samsonov's body.
Samsonov misses with a hook
and Hammerfall counters with a straight right hand.
Samsonov misses the shot to the body.
Nice body punch from Samsonov.
Good leg kick by Hammerfall.
Hammerfall misses with a shot to the body
and Samsonov counters with a straight right hand.
Samsonov uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Hammerfall.
Samsonov looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Samsonov misses with a shot to the body
and Hammerfall cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Hammerfall scores with a jab to the head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Samsonov doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Samsonov misses with a hook
and Hammerfall counters with a slapping leg kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Hammerfall lands a body shot.
Hammerfall is looking to wear down Samsonov with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Hammerfall avoids the head kick by Samsonov.
Samsonov stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Hammerfall.
Samsonov keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.

UberThor Hammerfall's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Hammerfall fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Hammerfall connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

UberThor Hammerfall dominated that round.
The cut man is working on UberThor Hammerfall's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!

Samsonov takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Hammerfall throws an overhand right that lands on Samsonov's shoulder, as Samsonov tries to avoid the shot.
Hammerfall misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Samsonov.
Hammerfall moves out of the way of the counter high kick fromSamsonov.
Samsonov takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Hammerfall throws a leg kick which misses Samsonov's front leg but catches the back leg as Samsonov tries to avoid it.
Samsonov keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
A nice side step and Samsonov releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A cross from Hammerfall lands.
Samsonov waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Hammerfall.
Hammerfall throws a lazy uppercut
and Samsonov counters with a nice uppercut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Samsonov checks a low kick from Hammerfall.
Hammerfall is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Samsonov can do to turn this around?
Nice defenses there by Hammerfall.
UberThor Hammerfall is winning the standup battle so far.
Hammerfall lands a jab to the head.

Samsonov lands a big head kick that sends Hammerfall tumbling to the mat! Samsonov takes a step backwards and waves Hammerfall back to his feet - he wants the finish!

Hammerfall is rocked!

The referee calls the doctor in to look at UberThor Hammerfall's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:39 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Ivan Samsonov!
A very excited looking Ivan Samsonov made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.