PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Brick Shithouse (ranked 20823 p4p, 16821 weight class) and Umberto Grena (ranked 768 p4p, 709 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Shithouse
vs
Grena

174 cm
29
182
0 - 0 - 0

165 cm
38
169
14 - 30 - 0

Decent wrestler
World class boxer
Very strong

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Brick Shithouse!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 30 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Umberto Grena!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, George Francis and Tiny Johnson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A chopping leg kick lands by Shithouse.
Shithouse connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Shithouse lands a jab.
Shithouse moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Shithouse fakes the leg kick and cracks Grena in the body.
A lazy left from Shithouse finds it's target.
Shithouse takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Shithouse throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Grena throws a head kick that misses
and Shithouse counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Shithouse lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
A head kick by Grena misses
and Shithouse counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.

It looks like Umberto Grena has been cut.
Shithouse connects with a leg kick.
Shithouse clobbers Grena with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Grena throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Grena takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Grena drops his hands momentarily and Shithouse takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Shithouse's jab looks to have found its range, popping Grena under the eye.
Grena tries to clinch but Shithouse is having none of it.
Brick Shithouse is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Shithouse scores with a jab to the body.
Shithouse bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Grena's head backwards.
Grena walks into a jab.

Shithouse clinches.
Shithouse lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Grena tries to break free but Shithouse pushes him back against the cage.
Grena misses with some punches.

Shithouse breaks from the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Grena's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Shithouse connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Grena scrambles back to his feet.

Shithouse lands a big head kick that sends Grena tumbling to the mat! Shithouse takes a step backwards and waves Grena back to his feet - he wants the finish!
A solid leg kick lands there for Shithouse.
Grena throws a head kick that misses.
Shithouse connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Grena throws a sloppy head kick
and Shithouse counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Shithouse lunges at Grena with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Grena's hand.

Shithouse gets a clinch.
Grena missing with knees to the body.
A short uppercut from Shithouse.
Grena looking for a takedown.

Shithouse breaks from the clinch.
Grena is looking to clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Shithouse scores with a head kick. Grena tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Shithouse.
Shithouse moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Grena takes a jab right on the kisser.
Shithouse is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Grena takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Shithouse scores with a jab to the jaw.
Shithouse lands a nice leg kick that just misses Grena's sensitive parts.
Grena just misses with a punch to the body.
Shithouse connects with a right hand. Grena shakes it off.
Brick Shithouse seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Shithouse connects with an inside leg kick.
Shithouse is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Grena has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Shithouse finds it's way round the side to connect with Grena's head.
Decent striking displayed by Shithouse there.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Grena on the wrong end of a nice hook.
A chopping leg kick lands by Shithouse.
Grena moves forwards but Shithouse connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Shithouse throws a quick inside leg kick.
Grena takes one to the side of the head.
Shithouse scores with a jab. Grena acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Shithouse scores with a spinning back kick!
Grena has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Shithouse.
Shithouse checks a leg kick nicely.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Grena tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Grena closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.

Shithouse moves into the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Brick Shithouse dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Umberto Grena's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Shithouse fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Grena looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Shithouse scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Grena throws a sloppy head kick and Shithouse moves out of range easily.
Shithouse tried to counter with a leg kick but Grena avoided it.
Grena has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.

Shithouse fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Grena, pushing him back against the cage.
Grena wants to break the clinch but can't.
Shithouse works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Shithouse lands a body shot in the clinch.
Shithouse stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Grena's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Shithouse working Grena over with knees to the body.

Shithouse pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Shithouse lands with a hook. Grena tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
A nice inside leg kick there by Shithouse. That's going to slow Grena down.
Grena is breathing heavily.

Shithouse clinches with his opponent.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Shithouse lands a hook to the side of the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Shithouse lands a hook to the side of the head.
Shithouse lands with a light punch inside.
Shithouse lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Shithouse works on Grena's body with a couple of short punches.
Shithouse pushes Grena back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Grena is trying to break the clinch but Shithouse has him pressed against the cage.
Grena has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.

Shithouse pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.

Shithouse has taken the fight to the clinch.
Grena looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Shithouse lands a nice uppercut.
Shithouse lands a body punch in the clinch.
A right hook to the body lands for Shithouse.
Shithouse on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Grena is trying to break the clinch but Shithouse is controlling him.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Shithouse unloads a knee to the mid-section. Grena lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Shithouse lands with a short head shot on the inside.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Shithouse pushes Grena back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Shithouse scores with a nice hook to the head.
A nice left hand lands by Shithouse.
Grena's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Shithouse lands a hook to the side of the head.
Shithouse utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Shithouse throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Grenas head.
Shithouse lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Shithouse lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Grena backwards.
Brick Shithouse has scored more points in the clinch so far.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Shithouse.
Shithouse works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Shithouse lands a shot to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Shithouse lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Grena goes for a takedown attempt but Shithouse pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
A head kick from Shithouse lands but Grena takes it in his stride.

Grena is rocked!
Today's fight clock is brought to you by... OOOH that's a huge shot by Shithouse! Grena is in big trouble here - the ref steps in to save him and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:30 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Brick Shithouse!