PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ginger Jesus (ranked 3112 p4p, 4386 weight class) and Yuri Bedlaminov (ranked 72 p4p, 0 weight class). Jesus comes into the arena with Jesus Walks BY-KANYE WEST blaring out of the sound system. Yuri Bedlaminov has the eye of the tiger tonight.

Jesus
vs
Bedlaminov

195 cm
29
243
16 - 4 - 0

190 cm
34
260
18 - 20 - 0

Decent wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

Excellent grappler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Aspire Clothing
Park Place Pharmaceutical

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Ginger Jesus!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 18 - 20 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Yuri Bedlaminov!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Frank Antenori and Don Winkell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Jesus gets a clinch.
Jesus blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Bedlaminov blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Bedlaminov throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Jesuss head.
Bedlaminov lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Jesus backwards.
Bedlaminov working some nice short punches in the clinch.

Jesus breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Jesus is looking to clinch.

Bedlaminov gets tackled into the cage by Jesus. Jesus maintains the clinch.
Nice body punch from Bedlaminov - that landed with a thud.
Bedlaminov working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.

Jesus escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Bedlaminov stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Bedlaminov connects with an inside leg kick.
Bedlaminov ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Yuri Bedlaminov seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bedlaminov scores with a jab. Jesus acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Bedlaminov lands a big right hook! Jesus looks hurt but is still standing! Bedlaminov lands a left jab and another right hook! This time Jesus falls down and Bedlaminov dives in with a huge hammer fist! Jesus's eyes roll back! The referee calls for the bell and Bedlaminov runs up the cage to celebrate with his fans!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:49 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Yuri Bedlaminov!
Yuri Bedlaminov managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, Ma Balls Is Hot Clothing, into his post fight interview.