PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Crotch Grabber (ranked 2 p4p, 41 weight class) and Franck Kodjia (ranked 1 p4p, 4 weight class). Grabber comes to the cage accompanied by Side to Side. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Grabber
vs
Kodjia

207 cm
33
278
35 - 6 - 0

195 cm
29
275
17 - 9 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 35 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Crotch Grabber!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Franck Kodjia!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Percy O'Donnell and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kodjia throws a poor cross that misses
and Grabber counters with a nice uppercut.

It looks like Franck Kodjia has been cut.
Grabber tries to land a leg kick but Kodjia saw it coming and moves away.
Kodjia throws a fast counter high kick but Grabber manages to duck under it in time.
A lazy left from Grabber finds it's target.
Kodjia lands with a nice body punch.
Grabber lets loose with a powerful body kick. Kodjia will feel that in the morning.
Grabber lands an overhand right.
Grabber throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Grabber lands a jab.

Grabber cracks Kodjia with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Kodjia looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Grabber finish him?

Kodjia is rocked!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Kodjia misses with a shot to the body
and Grabber counters with a good, hard body kick but Kodjia shrugs it off.
Kodjia looks winded!
Grabber ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Grabber throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Kodjia sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Grabber lands with a nice body punch.

Grabber cracks Kodjia with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Kodjia looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Grabber finish him?
Kodjia is still on wobbly legs! Can Grabber finish him?
Grabber is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Kodjia walks right into a perfectly timed right hook and goes down hard! He's out cold! The ref cradles Kodjia limp body while Grabber jumps on to the cage and waves to the roaring crowd. Wow that was just a brutal knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Crotch Grabber!
Crotch Grabber retains his super heavyweight title!
Crotch Grabber really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that Ma Balls Is Hot Clothing logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.