PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Jorge Vidal (ranked 850 p4p, 2696 weight class) and Chief Queef (ranked 134 p4p, 370 weight class). Vidal's entrance music is Scarface OST - The world is yours. A fine choice. On his way into the cage it seems that Jorge Vidal has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Jorge Vidal seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Vidal
vs
Queef

180 cm
27
178
11 - 3 - 0

186 cm
26
186
6 - 4 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Dangerous knees
Good gas tank

Ma Balls Is Hot Clothing
Fenrir Fightgear - Anno 2013

Ma Balls Is Hot Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Jorge Vidal!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Chief Queef!
The judges for this bout are John Mangel, Ron Honeybunn and Skip Squint.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Queef throws a quick inside leg kick.
A solid leg kick lands there for Queef.
Vidal defending well as Queef loads up on a big left hand.
Queef slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.

It looks like Jorge Vidal has been cut.
Queef ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Vidal on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Queef. Queef obviously looking to wear him down.
You can follow us on Twitter at...Ooooooh Vidal got wobbled bad by a big combination! Queef presses forward with punches and knees until Vidal stumbles to the ground! The ref watches Vidal closely before deciding to step in and end the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:25 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Chief Queef!
A relieved looking Chief Queef thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.