PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Kingsley Brown (ranked 888 p4p, 24433 weight class) and Dick Doss (ranked 103 p4p, 238 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Dick Doss was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Brown
vs
Doss

196 cm
31
245
15 - 8 - 0

212 cm
34
286
33 - 19 - 0

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 8 - 0, fighting out of New York, Kingsley Brown!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 33 - 19 - 0, fighting out of London, Dick Doss!
The judges for this bout are Dillan Fox, Gregory Folan and Ian Loll.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Brown throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Dick Doss seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Brown misses with a body shot.
A clash of legs there as Brown blocks the low kick.
Doss's jab looks to have found its range, popping Brown under the eye.
Doss scores with a big combo that sends Brown crashing to the mat! He's still conscious but the referee has seen enough as Brown flops around uncontrollably and he's called an end to the fight! Doss jumps onto the ropes and throws his mouthpiece into the crowd. Gross.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:22 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Dick Doss!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Dick Doss made sure he mentioned Big Chief Nutrition & Laundry Services (80%), along with how happy he was to win his fight.