PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between White Privilege (ranked 1865 p4p, 12287 weight class) and Trent Punchy (ranked 249 p4p, 653 weight class). Privilege comes into the arena with John Denver - Country Roads blaring out of the sound system. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Privilege
vs
Punchy

181 cm
29
197
7 - 0 - 0

186 cm
47
209
45 - 31 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Decent boxing
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, White Privilege!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 45 - 31 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Trent Punchy!
The judges for this bout are Frank Dennis, Cecil Peabody and Robert Twigg.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Punchy shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Privilege sprawls well. Privilege wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Punchy gets slowly back to his feet.
Privilege definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Punchy misses with the combination.
Privilege throws a nice inside leg kick.
Punchy tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Privilege defends well and Punchy ends up having to push Privilege into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
Punchy bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Privilege's head.
Privilege feints and then cracks Punchy's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Punchy down.
Nice takedown defense from Privilege. No joy for Punchy on that attempt.
White Privilege has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Trent Punchy.
Punchy misses with a looping right.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Punchy on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Punchy swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Punchy misses with a straight left.
Privilege swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.

Punchy shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Privilege controlling Punchy's posture.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Punchy's corner. There ya go! There ya go!

Punchy is sitting in close to Privilege's body. Privilege has gone for a guillotine from the bottom. Oh damn, that looks pretty tight! Punchy is panicking - it looks like this one could be all over! Yes, Punchy is tapping! That was a very nice submission by Privilege.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:34 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). White Privilege!
White Privilege seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
In defeat, Trent Punchy stepped up to the mic, saying 'Me Mum... she had it pretty hard ay. Lots of cock for cash.'.