PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Massive Wanker (ranked 228 p4p, 731 weight class) and Matt Curtis (ranked 11 p4p, 38 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Wanker
vs
Curtis

225 cm
22
294
9 - 0 - 0

208 cm
29
300
8 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Decent wrestler
Dangerous knees
Good gas tank

Urban Fighter
Brooklyn Apothecary

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Massive Wanker!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Matt Curtis!
The judges for this bout are Joseph Jones, Franklyn Lucas and Columbo Gatti.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Curtis tries a head kick but it misses.
Wanker scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Wanker stuns Curtis with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.

Wanker clinches.
A short uppercut from Wanker.
Curtis throws a knee to the head but misses.
Wanker tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Curtis just stands there and leans against the cage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Curtis.
A short left from Wanker.

Wanker pulls guard.
Curtis must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.

Wanker had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Curtis defends it easily.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.

Wanker is actively looking for submissions from his back. He's worked himself a little space on the bottom and seems to be going for a triangle. No, he's switched into an armbar! That was slick! Curtis rolls with it to try and escape but Wanker cranks on the arm and Curtis is forced to tap out! This one is aaaaaaaaall over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Massive Wanker!
Massive Wanker retains his super heavyweight title!
After the fight, Massive Wanker was humble in paying tribute to his opponent but made it clear he wants to go on to bigger and better things. It seemed to go down well with the crowd who cheered him loudly.