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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Douche Canoe (ranked 995 p4p, 2502 weight class) and Chiku Maneno (ranked 20 p4p, 49 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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Great wrestler
World class boxer
Cardio machine |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Solid chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 20 - 18 - 2, fighting out of Las Vegas, Douche Canoe!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 49 - 35 - 4, fighting out of Las Vegas, Chiku Maneno!
The judges for this bout are Leandro Rodrigues, Daniel Cesar and Matheus Silva.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Maneno misses with a body shot.
Canoe lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Canoe clinches up against the cage.
Maneno escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Canoe throws out a loose jab but Maneno uses good head movement to avoid it.
Maneno swings widly with a right hand
and Canoe counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Jab, jab by Canoe - just one landing.
Maneno tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Canoe was well out of range. Poor timing from Maneno.
Canoe punishes Maneno's body with a nice straight punch.
Maneno misses with a looping left.
Canoe bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Maneno's head backwards.
Canoe swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Canoe throws a jab when Maneno was well out of range.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Canoe pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Maneno back to the cage. Canoe follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
Maneno digs a good hook to Canoe's body.
Maneno ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Canoe moves away.
Canoe throws a nice inside leg kick.
Canoe swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Canoe throws a hook to the side of Maneno's head but Maneno sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Canoe misses with a low kick.
Canoe misses with a straight right.
Maneno tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Canoe was well out of range. Poor timing from Maneno.
Douche Canoe seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Maneno throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Canoe bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Maneno's head.
Canoe looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Maneno misses with a body shot
and Canoe counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Canoe looks to land a right hand but Maneno moved out of range.
It seemed like Maneno was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Canoe scores with a nice head shot.
A nice leg kick from Canoe, right into the meat of the thigh.
Canoe cracks Maneno with a good jab.
Maneno digs a good hook to Canoe's body.
Canoe throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Canoe connects with a leg kick.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Canoe looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Canoe thows a leg kick but Maneno checks it
and Maneno cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Maneno punishes Canoe's body with a nice straight punch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Canoe keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Maneno.
Canoe swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Canoe has taken the fight to the clinch.
Maneno has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Canoe lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Maneno backwards.
Maneno wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Canoe jumps guard and drags Maneno to the mat. He's obviously going to be looking for submissions off his back.
Canoe wants to sweep but no luck.
Canoe is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Canoe lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.
Maneno wants to stand but Canoe is controlling the position.
Maneno avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Canoe postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Maneno wants to get back to his feet but Canoe is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Canoe postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Canoe won't allow Maneno to get back to his feet.
Canoe wants to control from the top but Maneno keeps moving.
Maneno wants to get back to his feet but Canoe is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Canoe postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Maneno wants to get back to his feet but Canoe is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Canoe wants to control from the top but Maneno keeps moving.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Canoe missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
We've been hearing good reports from Canoe's training camp. Apparently he has been rolling around with some good quality BJJ practitioners and has been sharpening his skills. Let's see if that has an impact on the fight today.
Canoe's corner is telling him to maintain position.
Canoe will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Canoe working some strikes from top position.
Canoe trying to control but Maneno is working from the bottom.
Canoe lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Maneno wants to stand up but Canoe is controlling him.
Canoe wants to control from the top but Maneno keeps moving.
Canoe has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Canoe is looking to work some ground and pound but Maneno has wrist control.
Canoe stands up over Maneno, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Canoe scoring with some ground and pound.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Douche Canoe dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
A swing and a miss from Maneno.
Canoe connects with a crisp jab.
Canoe throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Canoe scores with the left hand. Maneno knows he should have avoided that one.
Maneno uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Canoe.
Maneno throws out a counter right but Canoe avoids it with no problem.
Canoe bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Maneno's head.
Canoe avoids the body shot from Maneno.
Canoe fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Maneno, pushing him back against the cage.
Canoe keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Maneno's efforts to push away.
Maneno wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Canoe has him pressed against the cage.
A short right from Canoe on the inside.
Maneno is looking to break free of the clinch but Canoe has double underhooks.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Canoe lands an elbow inside that Maneno shrugs off.
It looks like Chiku Maneno has been cut.
Canoe is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Maneno can do to turn this around?
Canoe lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Canoe lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Maneno or not.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Canoe works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Canoe working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Maneno looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Canoe is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A body shot lands from Canoe.
Maneno is breathing heavily.
A short right from Canoe.
Canoe has Maneno pressed up against the cage. He's trying to work for a single leg takedown. Canoe pulls back from the cage and twists to the side, sending Maneno tumbling to the mat - Canoe dives into Maneno's guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Canoe stands up over Maneno, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Canoe sitting in guard, not really doing much.
Canoe working some strikes from top position.
Canoe won't allow Maneno to get back to his feet.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Canoe's corner is telling him to maintain position.
Canoe throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Maneno works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Canoe is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Canoe is looking to work some ground and pound but Maneno has wrist control.
Canoe slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
Canoe is putting a hurting on Maneno here, landing some big shots from side control.
Canoe is looking to take a break and control but Maneno is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Canoe moves into full mount!
We've been informed that Maneno has been working hard on his conditioning in the buildup to the fight.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Canoe looks like he's working for a submission but he's not found anything just yet.
Canoe lands a shot to the body, followed up by a shot to the exposed head of his trapped opponent.
Douche Canoe overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Canoe content just to control the position here.
Canoe scoring with strikes but Maneno is staying in there.
The crowd growing excited in anticipation of a finish here! Right on cue, Canoe cracks his opponent with a massive right hand that draws loud cheers!
Maneno takes a big shot to the head but keeps on trying to improve his position.
Maneno is rocked!
Maneno is bucking up trying to escape but Canoe cracks him with another couple of good strikes.
Maneno is still in real trouble! Can Canoe finish him?
Maneno tries to buck Canoe off but he can't manage it.
Canoe postures up and throws a big right hand. BOOM! Right on the button! Maneno is out cold - huge knockout for Canoe!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:59 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Douche Canoe!
Douche Canoe decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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