PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Jaro Lalla (ranked 878 p4p, 1135 weight class) and Klay Dee (ranked 48 p4p, 62 weight class). Lalla comes to the cage accompanied by ЛЮБИ. Dee has chosen Tyler, The Creator - Who Dat Boy as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Lalla
vs
Dee

175 cm
29
126
13 - 12 - 2

175 cm
31
143
22 - 11 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
Basic striking
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Arcticus University: London

Urban Fighter
Altitude Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 12 - 2, fighting out of London, Jaro Lalla!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 22 - 11 - 0, fighting out of London, Klay Dee!
The judges for this bout are Shigeki Fujiwara, Taro Takaoka and Sosuke Kotani.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dee throws a low kick but Lalla moves out of range easily.
Lalla blocks a head kick by Dee.
Lalla's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Dee connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Lalla scrambles back to his feet.
Dee fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Dee connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Lalla momentarily.
Dee lands a jab to the nose.

Lalla is rocked!
Jaro Lalla seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Lalla fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Dee looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Lalla shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Dee as he avoids it easily.
Lalla shoots in for a double leg but Dee sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jaro Lalla. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Lalla ducks under a wild hook from Dee.
Dee's jab looks to have found its range, popping Lalla under the eye.
Lalla looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Dee throws a leg kick but Lalla sees it coming and moves out of range.
Lalla shoots in but Dee avoids the takedown attempt easily.
A chopping leg kick lands by Dee.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Dee moves into range and connects with a jab.
A jab from Dee misses.
Lalla really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Lalla shoots in for a takedown but Dee shows good takedown defense.
Dee scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Lalla looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Dee is fending him off so far but Lalla persists. Nope, Dee circles away and we're back to standing.
Lalla drops his hands momentarily and Dee takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Lalla darts in looking for a takedown but Dee gets double underhooks and turns Lalla into the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lalla fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Dee avoids it really well and circles away.
Nice jab there from Dee.
Dee throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Lalla drops his hands momentarily and Dee takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.

Lalla changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Dee looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.

Lalla thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
Dee sneaks back into half guard.
Lalla trying to pass the guard but Dee defending well.

Dee kicks off Lalla and gets to his feet.
Dee is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Lalla had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Lalla avoids the head kick by Dee.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Dee looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Dee lands a jab to the nose.
Lalla shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Dee defends it nicely.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dee lunges at Lalla with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Lalla's hand.
Dee wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Dee is looking to land body kicks.

Lalla gets a double leg takedown into Dee's guard.
Lalla wants to pass the guard but Dee is keeping the position.
Dee wants to stand and escape but Lalla is having none of it.
Dee keeping full guard, as Lalla tries to pass.
Dee wants to stand but Lalla is controlling the position.
Lalla wants to pass the guard but Dee is keeping the position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dee wants to stand up but Lalla is controlling him.
Dee keeping full guard, as Lalla tries to pass.
Dee bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Lalla's guard.

Dee engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
Dee looking to pass the guard.
Dee content to stall in guard here.

Lalla escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Dee gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dee controlling from the top position.
Lalla has a closed guard, preventing Dee from standing up.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Klay Dee dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Dee lands with a nice body punch.
Dee delivers a nice body kick.
Lalla takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Lalla shoots for a takedown but Dee saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Nice takedown defense from Dee. No joy for Lalla on that attempt.
Lalla has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Lalla there as he acknowledges the shot.
Dee ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Lalla moves away.
Dee stuffs the takedown attempt from Lalla. Lalla gets slowly back to his feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jaro Lalla. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Dee lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Lalla goes for a double leg but Dee avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Dee continues to drive forward.
Dee looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
No joy there for Dee, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Lalla misses with a takedown attempt - Dee sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
A jab lands there for Dee.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Dee defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Lalla.
Dee takes a swing at Lalla's ribcage but misses.
Lalla shoots in and drives through. Dee sprawls well.
Dee jabs at Lalla's body.
An inside leg kick lands from Dee.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dee scores with a nice strike.
Lalla walks into a jab.
Lalla shoots in and drives through. Dee sprawls well.
Klay Dee seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Dee misses with a few strikes there.
Nice cross by Dee.
Oh Lalla is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Klay Dee is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Lalla fails to land the takedown.
Lalla gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Dee.
Lalla walks into a jab.

Lalla feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Lalla wants to pass the guard but Dee is keeping the position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Lalla is working hard here to advance position.

Dee has butterfly guard. He's looking to stand up here. He pushes Lalla off him and springs to his feet nicely. The crowd applauds.
Lalla seems to have got his legs back now.
A punch lands to the side of Lalla 's head but he takes it in his stride.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lalla walks into a straight right hand from Dee.
Lalla takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Donk. Dee catches Lalla right on the button with a cross.
Lalla fails with a takedown attempt.
Lalla looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Lalla is trying hard to land a takedown here. Dee sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Lalla takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Lalla shoots in for a double leg but Dee sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Lalla on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Dee has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Dee throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Dee lands with a hook. Lalla tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Dee throws a monster overhand right that drops Lalla! Dee follows up with more strikes from mount and the fight is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:39 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Klay Dee!
A very excited looking Klay Dee made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
Jaro Lalla spoke after the fight, saying '$#%@@@!!! SHIT!!!!! FUC@#$ YOU ALL!@#$#@@'.