PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kai Raymaker (ranked 1349 p4p, 10586 weight class) and Tee Nah (ranked 165 p4p, 577 weight class). Raymaker comes into the arena with Key Glock - Mr.Glock blaring out of the sound system. Kai Raymaker is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Raymaker
vs
Nah

196 cm
31
225
15 - 7 - 2

192 cm
49
251
62 - 38 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Solid chin

The Dirty Needle Project (Proven 160Q @ $160)
TRAP A-LOT

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 7 - 2, fighting out of Montreal, Kai Raymaker!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 62 - 38 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Tee Nah!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Blasius, Aafke Stam and Albert Achterberg.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nah misses the jab.
Raymaker cracks Nah with an open hand slap.
A low kick lands for Raymaker.
Raymaker scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Nah thows a left - swing and a miss!
Raymaker tests Nah's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Nah on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Raymaker digs a good hook to Nah's body.
Raymaker takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Raymaker's jab looks to have found its range, popping Nah under the eye.
Raymaker bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Nah has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Raymaker.
Raymaker lands an overhand right.
Nah throws a big shot that misses.
Nah misses with an uppercut. Raymaker saw that one coming.
A solid leg kick lands there for Raymaker.
Raymaker ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Nah does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Nah misses with a hook. Raymaker ducked under it nicely.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Raymaker connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Raymaker scores with a nice right hand.
Raymaker connects with a good right hand that stumbles Nah. Nah circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Nah takes one to the side of the head.
Nah takes a kick to the side of the head.
Raymaker smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
A telegraphed right hand from Nah misses the target.
Nah throws a low kick but Raymaker moves out of range easily.
Raymaker seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Nah lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Raymaker scores with a head kick. Nah tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Raymaker throws a head kick that Nah semi-blocks.
Raymaker fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Ohhhhh! A huge head kick from Raymaker! Nah is out on his feet! Raymaker rushes in and throws more strikes. The ref is looking closely - Nah is covering up but the punishment is just too much and the ref steps in to stop the fight! Nah is staring into space, just thankful that the beatdown has ended. Brutal finish.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:44 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kai Raymaker!
Kai Raymaker spent the whole post fight interview bigging himself up. It didn't go down that well with the fans after a while as they thought it was a bit arrogant.