PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Dewey Decimal (ranked 618 p4p, 1332 weight class) and Joey Horatius (ranked 35 p4p, 79 weight class). Decimal's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, The Dewey Decimal Rap. The key to victory for Dewey Decimal has got to be keeping the fight on the feet.

Decimal
vs
Horatius

150 cm
22
136
10 - 3 - 0

164 cm
22
135
6 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Great low kicks
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Brawler
Good gas tank

Aspire Clothing
Rekt Inevitably

Conviction
Conquer

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the bantamweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Dewey Decimal!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Joey Horatius!
The judges for this bout are Colin Fray, Paul Gruel and Micheangelo Fripello.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Horatius uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Decimal.

Decimal drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.
Decimal postures up in Horatius's guard and throws a big left but Horatius blocks it.
Horatius wants to stand but Decimal is controlling the position.
Decimal throws an elbow that misses. Horatius uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Decimal's guard. Nice move by Horatius!

Decimal is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Horatius must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Decimal keeping moving, preventing Horatius from controlling successfully.
Horatius trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Horatius stands over his opponent and dives in with a flying punch! Decimal throws up his legs and catches Horatius in a triangle! Oh this looks tight! Horatius tries to escape but he's forced to tap! Wow, fantastic work there by Decimal! That came out of nowhere!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Choke). Dewey Decimal!
Dewey Decimal retains his bantamweight title!
After the big win, Dewey Decimal made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Groove Gear and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.