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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Ralph Wiggum (ranked 738 p4p, 560 weight class) and Two Moons (ranked 100 p4p, 69 weight class). Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!
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Good wrestling
Great elbows
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Decent boxing
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 3 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Ralph Wiggum!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 5 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Two Moons!
The judges for this bout are David Hoff, Dirk Anderson and Santiago Holmes.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Moons swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Wiggum.
Wiggum rushes Moons and presses him up against the cage.
Wiggum misses with an elbow strike.
Moons is trying to force a seperation but Wiggum has the dominant position.
Wiggum comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Moons lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Moons blocks an elbow strike from Wiggum.
Wiggum pushes off an throws an elbow but Moons leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
A frustrated look appears on Moons's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Moons blocks an elbow strike from Wiggum.
Moons blocks the elbow strike.
Wiggum avoiding damage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Moons breaks the clinch.
Wiggum tries to clinch up.
Wiggum takes the fight into the clinch.
Wiggum tries a knee to the head but Moons blocks it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Moons avoiding damage as Wiggum throws knees to the body.
Moons takes a knee to the side of the body.
Wiggum throws an elbow that misses.
Wiggum missing with knees to the body.
Wiggum leaning his opponent against the cage.
Wiggum utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Wiggum looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Knees to the body from Wiggum.
Moons looks winded!
Wiggum landing knees to the head.
Moons takes a knee right on the jaw!
Wiggum landing some nice looking knees to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wiggum dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Moons avoids the elbow strike from Wiggum, against the cage.
Wiggum lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Wiggum lands a nice elbow.
A knee to the head by Wiggum.
Wiggum has Moons pushed against the cage.
Knees in the clinch landing for Wiggum.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Wiggum just misses with a elbow thrown towards Moons's brow.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Wiggum.
Wiggum trying to land knees to the body.
Wiggum lands an elbow inside that Moons shrugs off.
Moons blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wiggum lands a good knee to the midsection. Moons won't want to take too many of those.
Wiggum stalling.
Wiggum utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Wiggum lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Wiggum unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Wiggum unloads a knee to the mid-section. Moons lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Wiggum lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Moons is a very stocky fighter. Infact he's such a weird shape that he's almost like some sort of comedy character - it's hard to believe he's real.
Wiggum scores a nice knee to the body.
Wiggum misses with an elbow strike.
Wiggum lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Wiggum lands an elbow inside that Moons shrugs off.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Wiggum lands an elbow inside.
Wiggum lands an elbow inside.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wiggum tries to land a knee to the head but Moons blocks with his arms.
Wiggum throws a knee to the head but misses.
Moons avoiding damage as Wiggum throws knees to the body.
Moons blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Wiggum comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Wiggum lands an elbow that stopped Moons in his tracks for a moment.
Wiggum keeps control of Moons as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Moons misses with the head strike.
Moons avoids the elbow strike from Wiggum, against the cage.
Moons tries to break free but Wiggum pushes him back against the cage.
Wiggum creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Moons's defenses.
Wiggum lands a knee to the head.
Wiggum lands a knee to the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Ralph Wiggum dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Wiggum pushes Moons up against the cage in a clinch.
A knee to the head by Wiggum.
Wiggum drops Moons with a big knee straight up the middle! Moons is covering up against the cage but manages to escape and gets back to his feet!
Moons is rocked!
Wiggum closes the distance and clinches.
Moons is still on wobbly legs! Can Wiggum finish him?
Wiggum scores a nice knee to the body.
Moons avoids a wild elbow strike from Wiggum.
Wiggum has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Wiggum lands a nice elbow.
Moons breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Wiggum moves into the clinch.
Wiggum stalls.
Moons tries to break free but Wiggum pushes him back against the cage.
Moons is trying to force a seperation but Wiggum has the dominant position.
Wiggum looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Wiggum misses with an elbow strike.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting Wiggum here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.
Wiggum gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Moons seems to have recovered his senses.
Nice elbow from Wiggum.
Come on Wiggum - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Wiggum is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Moons can do to turn this around?
Wiggum using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Moons dodges an elbow strike from Wiggum.
Wiggum misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Moons.
The referee calls for Wiggum to work.
Wiggum misses with a knee strike.
Wiggum landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Wiggum throws an elbow but it misses.
Moons takes a knee to the side of the body.
Moons is looking to break free of the clinch but Wiggum has double underhooks.
Wiggum working Moons over with knees to the body.
Ralph Wiggum has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Moons is breathing heavily.
Wiggum throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Moons blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Moons blocks an elbow strike.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wiggum keeps control of Moons as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Wiggum using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Moons has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Wiggum lands a damaging elbow.
Wiggum using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Wiggum lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Wiggum throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Moons blocks it with crossed arms.
Wiggum lands an elbow that stopped Moons in his tracks for a moment.
Wiggum lands a knee to the body.
Moons blocks an elbow strike from Wiggum.
Wiggum just leaning against Moons, taking a breather.
Wiggum unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Wiggum connects with a knee to the head.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Wiggum lands an elbow inside.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wiggum lands a knee to the body.
Wiggum throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Moons wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Wiggum putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Moons in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Moons blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Wiggum misses with a knee to the head.
Wiggum tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Moons avoids it.
Moons takes a knee right on the jaw!
Wiggum misses with an elbow over the top.
Wiggum lands an elbow inside that Moons shrugs off.
Wiggum misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Moons.
Wiggum lands a damaging elbow.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Moons is trying to force a seperation but Wiggum has the dominant position.
Moons has had enough of the clinch but Wiggum keeps him there for the moment.
Wiggum tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Moons avoids it.
Wiggum gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Nice elbow from Wiggum.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Moons blocks the elbow strike.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Wiggum just misses with a elbow thrown towards Moons's brow.
Wiggum creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Moons's defenses.
Wiggum connects with a knee to the head.
Wiggum with a knee to the head.
Wiggum utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Moons on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Wiggum is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Moons is defending well for now.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Ralph Wiggum dominated that second round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!
Wiggum rushes Moons and presses him up against the cage.
Come on Wiggum - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Moons on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Wiggum lands an elbow inside.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Wiggum.
Wiggum lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Wiggum displaying some good clinch control by pressing Moons up against the cage.
Moons is trying to break the clinch but Wiggum has him pressed against the cage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Wiggum lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Wiggum is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Wiggum using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Wiggum putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Moons in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Wiggum lands an elbow inside that Moons shrugs off.
Wiggum creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Moons's defenses.
Knees in the clinch landing for Wiggum.
Moons takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Moons working hard to break the clinch.
Wiggum creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Moons's defenses.
Moons blocks an elbow strike from Wiggum.
Wiggum throws an elbow that misses.
Wiggum comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
With the fighters up against the cage, Wiggum throws an elbow but misses.
Wiggum tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Moons wants to break the clinch but can't.
Wiggum throws an elbow that misses.
Wiggum landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Wiggum creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Wiggum trying to land knees to the body.
Wiggum tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Wiggum connects with a knee to the head.
Wiggum using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Nice elbow from Wiggum.
Moons avoids a wild elbow strike from Wiggum.
Wiggum landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Wiggum gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Moons takes a knee to the side of the body.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wiggum lands a good knee to the midsection. Moons won't want to take too many of those.
Wiggum using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Moons blocks an elbow strike from Wiggum.
Moons takes an elbow to the temple.
Wiggum pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Moons on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Wiggum pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Moons dodges an elbow strike from Wiggum.
Wiggum keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Moons's efforts to push away.
Wiggum utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Moons wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Wiggum has him pressed against the cage.
Two Moons has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Moons takes an elbow to the temple.
Wiggum manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Ralph Wiggum is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Moons blocks the elbow strike.
Wiggum lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Moons blocks an elbow strike.
Wiggum working Moons over with knees to the body.
Moons is trying to push Wiggum away but Wiggum has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Wiggum.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Moons throws a head punch that misses.
And that's the end of the fight!
Ralph Wiggum showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Wiggum, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge David Hoff scores the fight 30:24
Judge Dirk Anderson scores the fight 30:24
Judge Santiago Holmes scores the fight 30:24
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Ralph Wiggum!
After winning the bout, Ralph Wiggum thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
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