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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Brick Shithouse (ranked 2355 p4p, 3556 weight class) and Max Roberts (ranked 343 p4p, 477 weight class). Roberts has chosen Break Stuff as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Brick Shithouse!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 20 - 22 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Max Roberts!
The judges for this bout are Wesley Smith, George Francis and Chris Downing.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Shithouse wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
A leg kick checked by Shithouse.
Shithouse quickly followed up with a counter body kick but doesn't connect.
Shithouse fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Roberts has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Roberts displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Shithouse throws out the jab.
Shithouse thuds a left hand into Roberts's body.
Shithouse lands a slapping body shot.
Shithouse tries to clinch but Roberts is having none of it.
Roberts tries to land a body kick
and Shithouse counters with a straight right hand.
Shithouse has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Marijuana Gardens in the buildup to the fight.
Shithouse lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Jab by Shithouse.
Shithouse throws a sloppy head kick and Roberts moves out of range easily.
Shithouse lands a nice looking kick to the body. Roberts takes a step back to recover.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Shithouse misses with a body kick.
Roberts on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Shithouse. Shithouse obviously looking to wear him down.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Roberts moves forwards but Shithouse connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Roberts keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Roberts let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Shithouse throws a body punch but Roberts moves out of range.
Shithouse throws a quick inside leg kick.
Roberts throws a solid leg kick but Shithouse takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Roberts.
Roberts misses with a double jab
and Roberts takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Shithouse looks for the body kick but Roberts saw that one coming.
Shithouse lands a nice leg kick that just misses Roberts's sensitive parts.
Good leg kick by Shithouse.
Roberts avoids the body shot from Shithouse.
Shithouse pivots, looking for a leg kick but Roberts is out of range and Shithouse settles back down.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Shithouse swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Shithouse fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Roberts.
Shithouse looks to land a right hand but Roberts moved out of range.
Roberts appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Roberts throws a leg kick but Shithouse sees it coming and checks it nicely.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Shithouse.
Roberts takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Shithouse drives through and clinches with Roberts against the cage.
Shithouse blocks a body shot from Roberts.
Shithouse pushes Roberts back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Roberts misses with a short punch on the inside.
Come on Shithouse - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Shithouse lands a left hand that snaps the head of Roberts backwards.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Shithouse fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Shithouse blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Roberts wants to break the clinch but can't.
Roberts misses with some punches.
Shithouse unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Shithouse putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Roberts in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Shithouse struggles to land a body shot inside as Roberts controls his hands.
A short body shot lands from Shithouse as the two fighters clinch.
Shithouse blocks a body shot from Roberts.
Roberts escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Roberts avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Roberts throws a series of punches but Shithouse avoids them all with ease.
Roberts throws a hook but Shithouse blocks it.
Shithouse swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Roberts looks to throw the jab but Shithouse is out of range.
Shithouse throws a quick counter head kick but Roberts was just out of range.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Roberts looks for the body kick but Shithouse saw that one coming.
Roberts tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Shithouse is able to avoid easily.
Shithouse throws out a leg kick but Roberts moves out of range and Shithouse only half commits.
Shithouse misses with a low kick.
Roberts follows through with a counter body kick but it doesn't land.
Shithouse with a nice calf kick.
Shithouse lands a jab to the head.
Roberts lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Roberts's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A looping hook to the body misses from Shithouse. Roberts does a little dance to reset his feet.
Roberts misses with a shot to the body
and Shithouse counters with a body kick that stops Roberts in his tracks momentarily.
Roberts on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Shithouse throws a big shot that misses.
Roberts checks a low kick from Shithouse.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Brick Shithouse dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Shithouse clobbers Roberts with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Shithouse looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Shithouse is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Roberts can do to turn this around?
Roberts on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Shithouse. Shithouse obviously looking to wear him down.
Roberts throws a push kick but Shithouse slaps the foot to one side.
Shithouse wants to clinch up but Roberts keeps it at a distance.
Shithouse keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Roberts.
Shithouse lands a body shot.
Shithouse fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Roberts manages to avoid it.
Roberts just misses with a punch to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Roberts takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
It looks like Max Roberts has been cut.
Roberts attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Shithouse turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Shithouse looks to throw a body kick
and Shithouse takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Shithouse is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Shithouse moves out of range of the leg kick from Roberts.
Shithouse with a nice calf kick.
Shithouse scores with a jab.
Shithouse blocks a head kick by Roberts.
Shithouse looks to throw the jab but Roberts is out of range.
A slow jab from Roberts misses its intended target.
Shithouse lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Shithouse works Roberts's body with a nice hook.
Roberts moves out of range of the body kick from Shithouse.
Brick Shithouse is winning the standup battle so far.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Roberts throws a body shot but no joy.
Shithouse's corner calls for a 1-2. Shithouse obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Roberts takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Roberts tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Roberts stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Shithouse.
Roberts scores with a jab. Shithouse acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Brick Shithouse seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Shithouse tried to score with a low kick but Roberts checks it.
Shithouse looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Shithouse slips a jab and a cross from Roberts.
Shithouse blocks a head kick by Roberts.
Shithouse throws a body kick that misses.
Nice body punch from Shithouse.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Shithouse throws a solid leg kick but Roberts takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Shithouse.
Roberts takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Shithouse lands a right hook to the body.
A chopping leg kick lands by Shithouse.
Shithouse scores with a punch to the head.
Shithouse lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Shithouse lands a nice leg kick that just misses Roberts's sensitive parts.
Roberts tries to land a front kick but Shithouse steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
A shot to the liver by Shithouse. Beautiful body shot.
Roberts sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
A head kick by Roberts misses
and Shithouse counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A solid leg kick lands there for Shithouse.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Roberts displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Shithouse throws out the jab.
Shithouse scores with a hook to the body. Roberts takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Roberts misses with a left hand
and Shithouse counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Roberts keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Roberts thinks about the counter body kick.
Shithouse tries to close the distance and clinch up but Roberts swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Shithouse looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Shithouse connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
A low kick from Shithouse misses
and Roberts counters with a nice body kick.
Roberts's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Shithouse connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Roberts scrambles back to his feet.
Roberts on the wrong end of a nice jab.
You can see that Roberts has visibly slowed down as a result of the leg kicks
Shithouse looks to land a body kick but Roberts moved away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Brick Shithouse dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Max Roberts's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!
Shithouse tried to score with a low kick but Roberts checks it.
Roberts is trying to counter with his kicks.
Roberts throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Shithouse.
Roberts tries to keep at a distance but Shithouse has taken the fight into the clinch.
Roberts misses with some punches.
Roberts tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Shithouse's elbow.
Shithouse lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Roberts blocking some punches.
Roberts misses with a hook from the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Roberts tries a body shot but Shithouse blocks it.
Roberts is working Shithouse over against the cage.
Roberts goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Shithouse lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Shithouse.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Shithouse misses with a punch to the body.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Roberts.
A shot in the inside from Shithouse.
Shithouse lands with a right to the head.
Brick Shithouse has scored more points in the clinch so far.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Roberts.
A short uppercut from Shithouse.
Roberts makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Shithouse makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Roberts breaks from the clinch.
Roberts chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Shithouse can pounce on him.
Shithouse lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Roberts misses with a low kick.
Roberts stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Shithouse.
Shithouse with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Roberts misses with a double jab
and Shithouse counters with a good, hard body kick but Roberts shrugs it off.
Shithouse slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Shithouse swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Roberts throws a half hearted mid kick.
Brick Shithouse is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Shithouse walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Shithouse punishes Roberts's body with a nice straight punch.
Shithouse misses with an uppercut. Roberts saw that one coming.
Roberts thuds his shin into the meat of Shithouse's side.
Shithouse fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Roberts on the side of the head.
Roberts takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Shithouse tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Roberts was well out of range. Poor timing from Shithouse.
Shithouse looks to land a right hand but Roberts moved out of range.
Shithouse misses with a body kick.
A little jabbing left from Roberts on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Shithouse lands a nice hook to Roberts's body. Roberts takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Roberts misses with a head kick.
Donk. Shithouse catches Roberts right on the button with a cross.
Roberts throws a looping overhand right but Shithouse ducks down to avoid it.
It looked like Shithouse wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Shithouse lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Roberts throws a sloppy body shot
and Shithouse counters with a stiff right hand.
Roberts chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Shithouse can pounce on him.
Nice body kick there by Shithouse.
Max Roberts has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Shithouse lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Shithouse tries to close the distance and clinch but Roberts swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Shithouse throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Shithouse throws a nice outside leg kick.
Shithouse fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Roberts looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Shithouse bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Roberts's head.
Shithouse chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Roberts has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Shithouse scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Shithouse blocks a head kick by Roberts.
Roberts stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Shithouse.
Shithouse keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
And that's the end of the fight!
Brick Shithouse showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Shithouse has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Wesley Smith scores the fight 30:27
Judge George Francis scores the fight 30:27
Judge Chris Downing scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Brick Shithouse!
Max Roberts spoke after the fight, saying 'I'm a much better fighter than what you seen here, TRUST ME, ill be better next time.'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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RATING
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