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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Silent Bob (ranked 1181 p4p, 728 weight class) and Colin Kaepernick (ranked 161 p4p, 97 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

184 cm
25
190
5 - 1 - 0
182 cm
26
192
13 - 4 - 0
Good wrestling
World class MT
Insanely flexible
Good wrestler
Dangerous knees
Granite chin

Perkele!
Conviction

PWNAGE
Conquer


Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Silent Bob!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, Colin Kaepernick!
The judges for this bout are Felipe Paraventi, Paulo Santos and Luis Engracia.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bob lands with a nice body punch.
Bob scoring well with a low kick there.
Bob throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Bob tries to land a front kick but Kaepernick steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Nice defenses there by Bob.
Kaepernick misses with a body shot.
Bob lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Kaepernick bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Bob's head backwards.
Kaepernick thows a left - swing and a miss!

Kaepernick instigates a clinch.
Kaepernick tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Kaepernick lands a good knee to the midsection. Bob won't want to take too many of those.
Kaepernick misses with a knee strike.
Bob misses with a short punch on the inside.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Bob blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bob misses with some punches.
Kaepernick with a knee to the head.
Kaepernick scores with a nice hook to the head.
Bob wants to get back to striking at distance but Kaepernick won't allow it.
Bob has had enough of the clinch but Kaepernick keeps him there for the moment.
Bob swings away with an uppercut that misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bob on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Bob tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Kaepernick smiles and moves away.
A shot to the body from Kaepernick misses
and Kaepernick takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Bob avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Bob keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Kaepernick.
Kaepernick loads up on a big right hand but Bob slips the punch.
Kaepernick thuds a left hand into Bob's body.
Kaepernick is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Bob.
Bob takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Bob avoids the body shot from Kaepernick.
Bob connects with a solid leg kick.
Bob takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Kaepernick takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
A thudding body kick lands there by Bob!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bob throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Good leg kick by Bob.
Kaepernick misses with a wild body shot.
Colin Kaepernick seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bob moves into range and connects with a jab.
Kaepernick tries to close the distance and clinch up but Bob swats him away and circles back towards the center.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Kaepernick instigates a clinch.
Bob tries to pull guard but Kaepernick holds him up against the cage and eventually Bob drops back down to his feet.
I was talking to Bob's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
The referee calls for Kaepernick to work.
Bob goes for a body shot but it's blocked.

Bob breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Bob lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Bob on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Kaepernick connects with a jab.
Kaepernick tries to close the distance and clinch but Bob swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Bob moves out of range of the strikes.
Kaepernick lands a nice shot that snaps Bob's head back.
Kaepernick waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Bob.
Kaepernick swings widly with a right hand
and Bob counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Kaepernick walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Bob avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Bob looks to score with a jab to the body but Kaepernick is just out of range.
Bob works Kaepernick's body with a nice hook.
Bob moves away from the strike by Kaepernick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kaepernick misses with a lunging right hand
and Bob counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Kaepernick loads up on a big right hand but Bob slips the punch.
Kaepernick throws a body punch but Bob moves out of range.
A looping hook to the body misses from Bob. Kaepernick does a little dance to reset his feet.
Bob misses with a leg kick.
Bob throws a low kick but Kaepernick moves out of range easily.
Kaepernick misses the jab.
Kaepernick avoids the body shot from Bob.
The crowd cheers as Bob lands an impressive looking overhand right. Kaepernick doesn't seem phased though.
Bob misses with a low kick.
Kaepernick tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Bob manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Bob takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Kaepernick throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Kaepernick jabs Bob to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Kaepernick swings for the body but Bob moves out of range.
Kaepernick throws a big shot that misses.
Bob lands with a hook. Kaepernick tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Bob scores with a decent looking hook.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Nice defenses there by Bob.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bob connects with a jab.
Bob attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Kaepernick moves out of range of the leg kick from Bob.
Kaepernick throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Bob sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Kaepernick has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Bob.
Bob lands with a straight right. Kaepernick didn't see that one coming.
Kaepernick checks a low kick from Bob.

Kaepernick gets a clinch.
Bob misses with a body punch.
Bob tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Bob lands a hook to the side of the head.
Bob is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Kaepernick to keep the fight standing.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Silent Bob. That's going to take a lot out of him.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Bob creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Bob.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Kaepernick pressing his opponent against the cage.
Kaepernick using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Bob makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Silent Bob will probably get the nod.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Nice shot by Bob.
Kaepernick swings and misses with a hook to the body.

Bob has Kaepernick up against the cage in a clinch.
Kaepernick trying to land knees to the body.
Bob tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Kaepernick's elbow.
Kaepernick prevents a body shot from Bob.
Kaepernick stalls.
Kaepernick is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Bob is keeping busy.
Bob is working Kaepernick over against the cage.
Kaepernick is pushing Bob up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Bob fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Bob successfully pulls guard.

Kaepernick stands up and waves to Bob to follow him.
Kaepernick lands the left hand.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bob moves out of range of the strikes.
Bob scoring well with a low kick there.
Kaepernick takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Nice defenses there by Bob.
Bob's jab looks to have found its range, popping Kaepernick under the eye.
Kaepernick has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Bob.
Kaepernick avoids a kick to the body.
Kaepernick takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Kaepernick throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Bob thinks about countering with a body kick.
Bob throws a front kick aimed at Kaepernick's knee but Kaepernick avoids it well.
Bob ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Bob lands a jab to Kaepernick's midsection.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Bob displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Kaepernick throws out the jab.
Bob shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Bob tests Kaepernick's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Kaepernick tries to clinch there but Bob circles away.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Kaepernick throws an overhand right that lands on Bob's shoulder, as Bob tries to avoid the shot.
Bob scores with a nice strike.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bob throws a jab but it's blocked by Kaepernick.
Bob lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Kaepernick scores with a hook to the body. Bob takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Bob slips under a jab.
Kaepernick checks a leg kick nicely.
Kaepernick pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Kaepernick keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Kaepernick swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Kaepernick just misses with a punch to the body.

Kaepernick gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Bob lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Kaepernick's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Bob working aggressively here.
Bob is leaning against Kaepernick and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Kaepernick misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Bob.
Kaepernick with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Kaepernick is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Bob is defending well for now.
Bob cracks Kaepernick with a nice body shot.
Kaepernick tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Kaepernick is breathing heavily.
Bob jumps guard but Kaepernick stands there with Bob around his waist. Bob gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Kaepernick misses with a hook from the clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kaepernick lands with a light punch inside.
Bob blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Bob lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Bob working some nice short punches in the clinch.
A shot in the inside from Bob.
Kaepernick throws a punch but it's blocked by Bob.
Kaepernick tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Bob's elbow.
Bob misses with the head strike.
Kaepernick has a couple of punches blocked by Bob.
A short right from Bob on the inside.
Kaepernick trying to land knees to the body.
Kaepernick missing with knees to the body.
Bob throws a head punch that misses.
Kaepernick crunches a lovely knee into Bob's ribcage.
Bob pushes Kaepernick back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Kaepernick is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Bob is keeping busy.
Bob misses with a body punch.
Bob misses with a short punch on the inside.
Colin Kaepernick seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bob misses with a hook to the ribs.
Kaepernick working aggressively here.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Kaepernick content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Bob lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Kaepernick doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Bob swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Bob lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Kaepernick backwards.
Bob lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
A body shot lands from Bob.
Bob can't find room to land a body shot as Kaepernick controls the action.
Bob working aggressively here.
Bob tries to work over Kaepernick's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Bob is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Kaepernick is defending well.
Kaepernick misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Bob.
Kaepernick blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Kaepernick swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Bob misses with a punch to the body.
Kaepernick tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Kaepernick leaning against his opponent.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Silent Bob dominated that second round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!

Bob is looking to slow Kaepernick down with leg kicks.
Bob takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Kaepernick throws a shot from downtown. Bob moves away and avoids it.
Kaepernick rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Bob counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Bob avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Bob getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Kaepernick chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Bob can pounce on him.
Kaepernick throws a shot to the body.
Kaepernick takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Bob blocks a jab.
Kaepernick takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Kaepernick throws a jab but it's blocked by Bob.
Bob lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Kaepernick throws a lazy right hand but Bob sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Kaepernick throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Bob on the side of the head.
Bob blocks a jab.
Bob moves out of range as Kaepernick strikes.
Kaepernick checks the leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kaepernick wants to clinch.
Kaepernick tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Bob paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Jab by Bob.
Kaepernick checks the leg kick.
Bob attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Kaepernick ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Bob moves away.

Kaepernick drives through and clinches with Bob against the cage.
Bob working some nice short punches in the clinch.

Bob breaks from the clinch.
Silent Bob is winning the standup battle so far.
Kaepernick takes one on the button.
Bob throws a nice inside leg kick.
Kaepernick tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Kaepernick gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Bob.
Kaepernick pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Kaepernick scores with a decent looking hook.
A shot to the liver by Bob. Beautiful body shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Kaepernick misses with an uppercut.
A nice inside leg kick there by Bob. That's going to slow Kaepernick down.
Kaepernick checks a leg kick.
Kaepernick jabbing away but nothing is landing.
A looping hook to the body misses from Kaepernick. Bob does a little dance to reset his feet.
Kaepernick on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Bob does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Kaepernick swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Kaepernick misses the shot to the body.
Kaepernick has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Bob throws a right hand that Kaepernick ducks under and follows up with a left that Kaepernick also avoids with ease.
Kaepernick throws a body shot but no joy.
Kaepernick is the more experienced fighter here and he's going to need to draw on some of that experience if he's going to pull this one out the bag.
Bob thumps Kaepernick with a low kick.
Kaepernick misses the jab.
Bob has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Bob there as he acknowledges the shot.
Kaepernick blocks a low kick nicely.
Kaepernick drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
A lazy left from Kaepernick finds it's target.
Kaepernick tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Bob was well out of range. Poor timing from Kaepernick.
An attempted straight right counter from Bob misses the target.
Kaepernick lands with a straight right. Bob didn't see that one coming.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kaepernick tries to clinch but Bob moves out of range.
An attempted straight right counter from Bob misses the target.
Kaepernick on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Bob. Bob obviously looking to wear him down.

Kaepernick has closed the distance and engaged Bob in a clinch.
Kaepernick utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Kaepernick works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
A short right from Bob.
Bob fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Colin Kaepernick has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Kaepernick tries to work over Bob's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Bob managing to block the knees to the body from Kaepernick.
Bob misses with the head strike.
Bob tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Kaepernick blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Bob makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Silent Bob is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Bob lands a body shot.
A nice right hand lands inside from Bob.
Kaepernick throws a punch but it's blocked by Bob.
Kaepernick is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Bob is keeping busy.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bob lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Kaepernick.
Kaepernick takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Kaepernick.
Kaepernick lands a knee to the head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bob misses with a punch on the inside.
Kaepernick lands on the inside with an uppercut.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Bob.
Bob lands with a right to the head.
Bob lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Kaepernick.
Bob swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Kaepernick misses with some punches.
Kaepernick throws a head punch that misses.
Bob managing to block the knees to the body from Kaepernick.
Kaepernick connects with a nasty looking knee right to Bob's face.
Kaepernick lands a body punch in the clinch.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Kaepernick unloads a knee to the mid-section. Bob lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Bob lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Bob misses with a punch on the inside.
Kaepernick trying to land knees to the body.
Kaepernick misses with a hook from the clinch.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Silent Bob.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Bob, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Felipe Paraventi scores the fight for Silent Bob!
Judge Paulo Santos scores the fight for Silent Bob!
Judge Luis Engracia scores the fight for Silent Bob!

Silent Bob wins by unanimous decision!

An out of breath Silent Bob thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
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hype
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FIGHT
RATING
84%
 
 
 
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