PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Donald Trump (ranked 1307 p4p, 604 weight class) and Ronnie White (ranked 198 p4p, 92 weight class). White has chosen Battlesick as his entrance music. The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!

Trump
vs
White

178 cm
28
184
6 - 7 - 0

164 cm
29
180
22 - 9 - 0

Great wrestler
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Olympic wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

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PWNAGE

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Donald Trump!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 22 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Ronnie White!
The judges for this bout are Yasuomi Hirokawa, Tatsuya Matsuyama and Yukihiro Shimada.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
White looks to land a right hand but Trump moved out of range.
Trump tries to counter by clinching up but White breaks away and moves out of range.
White is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Trump.
Trump tries for a takedown but White circles away easily
and White counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Trump doesn't succeed with the takedown

and White counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
White looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
White sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Trump defending well though.
Trump has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. White is working away from the top position though.
Trump is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
White not landing any meaningful shots this time.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
White takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
White throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
White not doing much here.
Trump taking some punishment here, with White in his half guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
White throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Trump wants to control but White is keeping busy and won't allow it.
White is trying to control the action in half guard but Trump is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Trump is looking for a sweep. White is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
White missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Trump is trying to control but can't.
White trying to pass the guard but Trump defending well.
White winds up and cracks Trump with a swinging punch to the side of the head.

It looks like Donald Trump has been cut.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

Trump is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but White pulls his head out easily.
Trump blocking the ground and pound attempt from White.
Trump has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. White is working away from the top position though.
White drops an elbow to the side of Trump's head.
White lands with a punch from half guard.
White looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.

Trump is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but White pulls his head out easily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Trump looking for submissions off his back.

White taking a breather but there's no such thing in a fight! Trump has locked on to a kimura from the bottom - he uses it to sweep and is now looking to finish from the top position! He's got it! White has tapped! Great work by Trump! Lay and pray doesn't pay, kids! Just remember, you heard it here first.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:30 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Donald Trump!
A very excited looking Donald Trump made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.