PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Powder Puff (ranked 2096 p4p, 1839 weight class) and Mr Big (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Puff comes into the arena with Side to Side blaring out of the sound system. Mr Big acknowledges the crowd's support as he enters the cage.

Puff
vs
Big

198 cm
27
280
3 - 0 - 0

225 cm
27
300
4 - 0 - 0

Decent wrestler
Excellent MT
Cardio machine

Decent wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Powder Puff!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Mr Big!
The judges for this bout are David Hoff, Winston Alpacca and Peter Branson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Big throws a head kick but Puff moves out of range.
Puff wants to clinch up but Big keeps it at a distance.
Puff throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Big sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Big walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.

It looks like Mr Big has been cut.
Puff misses with a straight left.
Puff throws a body shot but no joy.

Puff has taken the fight to the clinch.
Puff throws a head punch that misses.
Big throws a head punch that misses.
A right hook to the body lands for Puff.
Puff works on Big's body with a couple of short punches.
Puff cracks Big with a nice body shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A nice right hand lands inside from Puff.
Puff keeps control of Big as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Big is trying to break the clinch but Puff is controlling him.
Puff gets through Big's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
A left hand lands to the body for Puff.
Big looks winded!
Puff is leaning against Big and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Puff lands with a left to the head.

Big is rocked!
Puff loads up on a right hand - it lands flush and knocks Big senseless! What a punch!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:08 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Powder Puff!
A victorious Powder Puff thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.