PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Baw Witdabaw (ranked 4793 p4p, 6323 weight class) and Din Mamma (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Baw Witdabaw is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Witdabaw
vs
Mamma

180 cm
18
300
0 - 0 - 0

200 cm
18
300
1 - 2 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Good chin

Good wrestler
Counter fighter
Solid chin

BKC Nutrition and Laundry [30%]

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Baw Witdabaw!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Din Mamma!
The judges for this bout are Roosa Järviläinen, Tarja Halkonen and Marco Blurström.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Witdabaw shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
Mamma moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
Mamma wants to sweep here but Witdabaw controlling him for the moment.

Witdabaw is holding a leg here, probably looking for an ankle lock - he drops back and goes for it! Mamma is in trouble! Is it all over??? No! Mamma has escaped and now he's on top!

Mamma pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Witdabaw is keeping the position for now.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Mamma is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mamma is still trying to improve position.
Witdabaw wants to sweep but no luck.
Mamma sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Witdabaw's guard.
Mamma content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.
Mamma trying to pass the guard but Witdabaw defending well.
Mamma wants to lay and pray for a moment but Witdabaw keeps working.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Witdabaw won't allow Mamma to pass to mount.
Mamma is trying to control the action in half guard but Witdabaw is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Mamma might have to switch it up a bit here because his efforts to control Witdabaw haven't been going to plan, at least at the current moment in time.
Mamma is looking to stall here but Witdabaw recovers full guard.
Mamma trying to control the position from guard on top but Witdabaw is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Witdabaw on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Witdabaw tries to get out of the position.

The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up.

Witdabaw moves into the clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Witdabaw wants to break free but Mamma has control.

Mamma manages to pull guard.
Witdabaw really is a fat lump.
Mamma wants to sweep here but Witdabaw controlling him for the moment.
Mamma not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Witdabaw slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Mamma wants to sweep here but Witdabaw controlling him for the moment.
Witdabaw might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Witdabaw wants to stand but Mamma is controlling his posture from full guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Mamma is trying to keep Witdabaw in close.
Our spies down at at NO PAIN NO GAIN inform us that Mamma has really been working on his submissions in the buildup to this fight. Will it pay off?
Witdabaw has decided he wants to stand but the closed guard of Mamma is proving hard to escape from.
Mamma is trying to hold Witdabaw in close to prevent damage but Witdabaw has managed to pass into half guard.
Mamma slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Mamma keeping full guard, as Witdabaw tries to pass.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Baw Witdabaw will probably get the nod.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action.

Mamma gets caught napping as Witdabaw dives in and scores a takedown. Mamma manages to retain guard.
Witdabaw in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Mamma is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Witdabaw wants to pass the guard but Mamma is keeping the position.
Witdabaw is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Mamma can do to turn this around?
Mamma is trying to keep Witdabaw in close.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Witdabaw is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Mamma has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall.

The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.

Witdabaw closes the distance and after a bit of a stuggle, scores a takedown into Mamma's guard.
Baw Witdabaw overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Witdabaw controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Witdabaw is pushing down on Mamma's leg trying to pass to half guard. Mamma is fighting to maintain full guard but Witdabaw has managed to sneak the leg through.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mamma is trying to get back to full guard.
Mamma is pressing down on Witdabaw's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Mamma is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.

Mamma sitting and controlling from the half guard.
Mamma wants to free his trapped foot but Witdabaw is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Witdabaw is refusing to be controlled, as Mamma sits in half guard.
Witdabaw controlling the position well.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mamma prevents Witdabaw from improving his position.
Mamma has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Mamma wants to control the pace but Witdabaw is squirming around nicely.
Witdabaw is looking to improve his position but Mamma isn't that keen on the idea.
Witdabaw is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mamma controlling from mount.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Mamma is trying to control here but Witdabaw has managed to regain half guard.
Witdabaw controlling the position well.
Mamma wants to pass to mount but Witdabaw is defending the position.

Mamma is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Mamma is trying to control the action in half guard but Witdabaw is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Mamma controlling the action here.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Baw Witdabaw will probably get the nod.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Mamma crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Witdabaw - the referee stops the clock and Mamma gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Witdabaw. Mamma manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Witdabaw throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Mamma.
Baw Witdabaw is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.

Witdabaw bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.

Witdabaw thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
Mamma manages to get back to half guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Witdabaw wants to control but Mamma is keeping him busy.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The fighters are battling for position here. Mamma manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
Witdabaw has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Mamma is trying to keep Witdabaw in close.

Mamma is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Witdabaw wants to control from the top but Mamma keeps moving.
Mamma bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Witdabaw's guard.

Mamma won't allow Witdabaw to sweep him here.
Mamma controlling from the top position.
Mamma wants to control from the top but Witdabaw keeps moving.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mamma tries to free his leg and advance position but Witdabaw is retaining full guard.
Mamma is pushing down on Witdabaw's leg trying to pass to half guard. Witdabaw is fighting to maintain full guard but Mamma has managed to sneak the leg through.
Mamma seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Witdabaw does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Witdabaw makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Witdabaw.
Mamma stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Witdabaw swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Mamma wants to control from the top but Witdabaw keeps moving.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mamma looking to pass the guard.

The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up.

Witdabaw moves into the clinch.
Mamma has Witdabaw pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Witdabaw manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.

Mamma turns his hips and lands a very nice judo throw into side control!
Mamma wants to control but Witdabaw is keeping him busy.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Witdabaw tries to wriggle free to get back to his feet but he's given up his back! Oops.

Mamma working for the rear naked choke here. He's got one arm under but Witdabaw is defending well. A couple of punches soften him up though and Mamma has tightened the hold! This one could be all over! It is! Witdabaw taps out!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:57 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Din Mamma!