PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Drake Aubrey (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mini Me (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Aubrey's entrance music is Over - Drake. A fine choice. Mini Me is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Aubrey
vs
Me

178 cm
24
167 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

168 cm
19
155 lbs
2 - 0 - 1

BJJ Blue Belt
Good knees
Granite chin

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Powerful

Hell's Balls Fightwear

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Drake Aubrey!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Mini Me!
The judges for this bout are Alec Ball, William Peck and Yves DeLean.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Aubrey throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Aubrey throws a body punch but Me moves out of range.
Aubrey moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Aubrey thows a left - swing and a miss!
Me throws a series of punches but Aubrey moves out of range.
Me misses with a series of wild punches.
Me fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Jab by Me.
Me throws a series of punches but Aubrey moves out of range.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Me!

It looks like Drake Aubrey has been cut.
Me lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Aubrey backs up against the cage.
Me looks to land a combination but Aubrey avoids it well.
Me misses with a series of wild punches.
Aubrey buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Me thuds his right hand into Aubrey's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Aubrey misses with a low kick as Me jumps back.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Aubrey tries to close the distance and clinch but Me swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Me bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Aubrey's head backwards.
Aubrey throws a combination. Me tries to block but a couple of punches get through.

It looks like Mini Me has been cut.
Me throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Aubrey counters with a head kick.
Aubrey tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Me paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Me throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Me lands a slapping body shot.
Me checks a low kick from Aubrey.
Aubrey tries a head kick but it misses.
Me on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Aubrey. Aubrey obviously looking to wear him down.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Me takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Aubrey looks to land a body kick but Me moved away.
Me fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Aubrey steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Me.
Aubrey takes one to the side of the head.
Me lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Aubrey ducks right into an uppercut from Me.
Aubrey throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
No joy there for Me, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Me checks a low kick from Aubrey.
Me looks to land a combination but Aubrey avoids it well.
Mini Me seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Aubrey misses with a combination
and Aubrey takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Aubrey moves out of range of the strikes.
Aubrey thumps Me with a low kick.
Me closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Aubrey wants to clinch up but Me keeps it at a distance.
Me falls off balance throwing a combination
and Aubrey counters with a body kick that stops Me in his tracks momentarily.
Aubrey throws a nice outside leg kick.
Me throws a left and a right that both miss
and Aubrey counters with a body kick.
Me looks gassed!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Aubrey tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Aubrey is looking to land body kicks.
Aubrey lets loose with a powerful body kick. Me will feel that in the morning.
Me swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Aubrey counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Aubrey missing with a left hand there. Me was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Me misses with a wild combination.
Me looks to score with a jab to the body but Aubrey is just out of range.
Aubrey slips under a jab.

Aubrey has taken the fight to the clinch.
Me working hard to break the clinch.
A head punch on the inside from Me fails to land.
Me working aggressively here.
Aubrey with a knee to the head.
Aubrey prevents Me from breaking the clinch.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Aubrey using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Me has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Aubrey keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Me's efforts to push away.
Aubrey prevents Me from breaking the clinch.
Aubrey has Me pressed against the cage.
Me has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Aubrey tries to land a knee to the head but Me blocks with his arms.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Aubrey.
Aubrey throws a knee to the head but misses.
Me is trying to break the clinch but Aubrey has him pressed against the cage.
Aubrey connects with a nasty looking knee right to Me's face.
Aubrey misses with an elbow strike.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.

Aubrey escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Me throws a left and a right that both miss
letting Aubrey counter with a right hand.
Me misses with a series of wild punches.
Aubrey thows a body shot but no joy.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Drake Aubrey dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Me will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Me connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Aubrey's hands.
Me slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Me throws a series of punches but Aubrey moves out of range.
Me misses with the combination.
Me rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Aubrey moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Aubrey uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Me.
Nice straight punches there by Me. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Me.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Me scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Aubrey takes a jab right on the kisser.
Mini Me is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.

Me tries to keep at a distance but Aubrey has taken the fight into the clinch.
Me is trying to force a seperation but Aubrey has the dominant position.
Aubrey throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Aubrey utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Aubrey tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Aubrey tries to land knees in the clinch but Me avoids the damage to the body.
Me is trying to force a seperation but Aubrey has the dominant position.
Knees to the body from Aubrey.

Aubrey manages to break the clinch.
A left and a right from Me both land. Nice combination.
Me connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Me might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Aubrey lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Me has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Me and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Aubrey chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Me scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Aubrey doesn't seem bothered though.
No joy there for Me, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Aubrey throws a front kick that sends Me stumbling back into the cage.
Me is breathing heavily.
Me keeps the fight on the outside.
Aubrey takes one to the chin there.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Aubrey throws out a leg kick but Me moves out of range and Aubrey only half commits.
Aubrey turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Me moves out of range of the body kick from Aubrey.
Good standup being displayed there by Me as he connects with a hook.
Me avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Me stuns Aubrey with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Aubrey lands with a hook. Me tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Me lands with a nice combination. Aubrey backs away looking to recover.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Me throws a series of punches but Aubrey moves out of range.
Aubrey lands with a right hand.
Aubrey slips a jab and a cross from Me.
Me lands with a nice body punch.
Drake Aubrey is winning the standup battle so far.
Me misses with a few strikes there.
Aubrey slips a straight right by Me.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Aubrey uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Me.
Aubrey tries to close the distance and clinch but Me swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Aubrey fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Me.
Me throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Aubrey lands a jab to Me's midsection.
Aubrey is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Aubrey tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Me counters with a three punch combo that has Aubrey backing up. Aubrey nods at Me to acknowledge the strikes.
Aubrey jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Both fighters circling a little - Aubrey finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Me misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Aubrey tries to clinch but Me is having none of it.
Aubrey wants to land a leg kick but Me is out of range.
Aubrey scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Aubrey digs a good body shot into Me's ribs.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Aubrey takes the fight into the clinch.
Aubrey throws a knee to the head but misses.
Aubrey throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Me blocks it with crossed arms.

Aubrey pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
The fight stays on the outside here - Aubrey looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Me throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Aubrey counters with a nice kick to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Me throws a one two combo.
Aubrey looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Aubrey shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Me misses with a combination
and Aubrey counters with a leg kick.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Me fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Aubrey looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
A combination from Me does no damage.
Me swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Aubrey counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Me has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Aubrey.
Aubrey is looking to slow Me down with leg kicks.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Drake Aubrey dominated that second round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

Aubrey keeps Me at a distance using the push kick.
Aubrey wants to clinch up but Me keeps it at a distance.
Aubrey ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Me moves away.
Me moves out of range as Aubrey throws a body kick.
Me throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Me throws a left and a right that both miss
and Aubrey cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Aubrey is looking to slow Me down with leg kicks.
Aubrey is looking to slow Me down with leg kicks.
Aubrey is looking to clinch.
Aubrey throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Aubrey wants to clinch but Me slips to the side
and Me counters with a nice uppercut.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Me throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Aubrey avoids a punch combination nicely.
Me swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Aubrey finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Aubrey lands with a thumping leg kick.
Aubrey lands with a slapping head kick.
Me sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Aubrey fails in his attempt to clinch.

Aubrey closes the distance and clinches.
Me's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Aubrey lands with a light punch inside.
Aubrey connects with a knee to the head.
Aubrey creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Aubrey is struggling to control the position.
Aubrey misses with a knee to the head.
Me is trying to force a seperation but Aubrey has the dominant position.
Me blocks the elbow strike.

Me breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Me falls off balance throwing a combination
and Aubrey counters with an outside leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Me swings for the body but Aubrey moves out of range.
Aubrey tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Me counters with a series of strikes. Aubrey will be more careful next time no doubt.
Me connects with a right hand. Aubrey shakes it off.
Me throws a left and a right that both miss

and Aubrey holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Aubrey lands a body punch in the clinch.

Aubrey pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
A punch lands to the side of Aubrey 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Me throws a big shot that misses.
Me chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Aubrey can pounce on him.
Aubrey throws and low kick but Me moves out of range easily.
Aubrey digs a good body shot into Me's ribs.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Me throws a left and a right that both miss
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Me!
Aubrey throws a sloppy head kick and Me moves out of range easily.

Aubrey clinches up with Me and pushes him back against the cage.
Me is trying to break the clinch but Aubrey is controlling him.
Me is trying to break the clinch but Aubrey is controlling him.

Aubrey pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Me misses with a combination
and Aubrey counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Aubrey walks into a stiff left hand from Me.
Me throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Me missing with a left hand there. Aubrey was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Me misses with the combination.
Aubrey darts in trying to clinch
and Me counters with a two punch combo.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Aubrey gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Aubrey is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Me.
Me scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Aubrey doesn't seem bothered though.
Mini Me has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Me connects with a crisp jab.

Aubrey closes the distance and pushes Me back into the cage.
Aubrey is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Me is defending well for now.
A frustrated look appears on Aubrey's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Aubrey is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Aubrey pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Me is trying to break the clinch but Aubrey is controlling him.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Me managing to block the knees to the body from Aubrey.
Aubrey missing with knees to the body.
Aubrey landing knees to the body.
A short uppercut from Me.

And that's the end of the fight!
Drake Aubrey showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Aubrey has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Alec Ball scores the fight for Drake Aubrey!
Judge William Peck scores the fight for Drake Aubrey!
Judge Yves DeLean scores the fight for Drake Aubrey!

Drake Aubrey wins by unanimous decision!