PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Joey The Dumbass (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rex Richards (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The Dumbass comes to the cage accompanied by Gonna Make You Sweat (Everybody Dance Now). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

The Dumbass
vs
Richards

198 cm
20
255 lbs
6 - 2 - 0

196 cm
21
272 lbs
7 - 7 - 1

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid boxing
Very strong

BJJ Brown Belt
Decent boxing
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Joey The Dumbass!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 7 - 1, fighting out of London, Rex Richards!
The judges for this bout are Chris Edwards, James Glass and James Atkins.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Richards walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.

The Dumbass feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
The Dumbass pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Richards is keeping the position for now.

Richards looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.

The Dumbass drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and The Dumbass jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

The Dumbass thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.

Richards escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. The Dumbass gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
The Dumbass pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Richards is keeping the position for now.

Richards has his feet on The Dumbass's thighs here. He's pushed The Dumbass off and worked for a very quick armbar from the bottom! He's flipped onto his stomach and he's cranking hard on the arm! The Dumbass screams in pain and taps out! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:54 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Rex Richards!