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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kunnollinen Tullimies (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Starship Pain (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Tullimies might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Kahen kilon siika. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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278 lbs
12 - 1 - 0 |
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277 lbs
8 - 1 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Solid boxing
KO power |
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Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
12 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Kunnollinen Tullimies!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
8 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Starship Pain!
The judges for this bout are Trevor Gratis, Alec Ball and Elvis Blanc.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pain throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Pain jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Kunnollinen Tullimies seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Pain slips a straight right by Tullimies.
A combination from Pain does no damage.
Tullimies misses the jab.
Tullimies ducks under a wild hook from Pain.
Pain lands an overhand right.
Tullimies misses with a hook.
Tullimies with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Pain to score with a decent uppercut.
Tullimies dips to his left and cracks Pain with an uppercut!
Tullimies throws an overhand right that lands on Pain's shoulder, as Pain tries to avoid the shot.
Pain feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Pain stands and throws Tullimies's legs to the side, diving into side control.
Tullimies sneaks out the side door and pushes Pain away - he's back to his feet. The crowd show their appreciation for the escape.
Pain gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Tullimies to score an easy takedown into full guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Pain avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Tullimies trying to control but Pain is working from the bottom.
Pain has control of Tullimies's left arm, preventing Tullimies from doing any damage.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Tullimies trying to pass the guard. He's being very persistent here but Pain manages to land a sweep and now he's on top!
Pain looking to pass the guard.
Pain drops back for a leg but he's not going to get it - he lets go and Tullimies dives on top into guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Tullimies trying to control but Pain is working from the bottom.
Pain looking to hit a scissor sweep but Tullimies is one step ahead there.
Tullimies is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
Pain keeping moving, preventing Tullimies from controlling successfully.
Tullimies slips nicely into half guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pain tries to roll over but Tullimies keeps him under control.
The fighters are battling for position here. Pain manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
Tullimies lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Tullimies stopping the sweep attempt from Pain.
Tullimies passes Pain's left leg - he's now in half guard.
Tullimies not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Tullimies throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Tullimies looks to land a strike but Pain avoids it nicely and regains full guard.
Tullimies trying to control but Pain is working from the bottom.
Tullimies missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Pain tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Tullimies keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Pain's head.
Tullimies has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Pain pushes Tullimies off for just long enough to get back to his feet. Very athletic spring there.
Pain keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Tullimies.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Tullimies slips under a jab from Pain.
Tullimies misses with a wild body shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Starship Pain will probably get the nod.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Tullimies takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Tullimies misses with a straight right.
Pain just misses with a punch to the body.
Pain has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Tullimies finds it's way round the side to connect with Pain's head.
Pain lands a right hook to the body.
Tullimies staying out of range there.
Pain uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Tullimies.
Tullimies stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Tullimies wants it to stay on the feet.
Tullimies gets caught flat footed, as Pain shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Pain is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Tullimies is trying to keep Pain in close.
Pain advances position into side control!
Tullimies prevents Pain from moving into mount.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Pain throws a knee to the body but it doesn't do much damage.
Pain misses with the ground and pound.
Pain is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Tullimies is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
Tullimies manages to land a sweep and he's now on top! Lovely Jiu Jitsu!
Tullimies tries to pass to full mount but Pain defends it.
Tullimies slips a nice elbow through Pain's hands, connecting with Pain's forehead.
Tullimies misses with a head shot. Pain uses the momentum to regain guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Tullimies trying to control the position from guard on top but Pain is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Tullimies won't allow Pain to sweep him here.
Tullimies throwing strikes from guard but Pain blocks nicely.
Tullimies loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Tullimies loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Tullimies with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Tullimies pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Pain is keeping the position for now.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pain bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Tullimies's guard.
Pain throws a big right hand that misses.
Kunnollinen Tullimies overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Tullimies utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Tullimies looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Pain cracks Tullimies with a solid left hand.
Pain looking to pass the guard.
Tullimies is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Pain drops back looking for a leg! Tullimies is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Tullimies manages to kick Pain off! Pain jumps back into Tullimies's guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Pain advances to half guard.
Tullimies is looking for a sweep. Pain is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Pain works his way into side control.
Pain cracks Tullimies with a big elbow.
Pain lands an elbow.
Pain creates some space and throws a big elbow, but Tullimies sees it coming and moves his head just enough to avoid the strike.
Tullimies is looking to reverse the position.
Pain trying to control the position but Tullimies is working away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Starship Pain showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Pain displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Tullimies throws out the jab.
Tullimies moves out of range as Pain strikes.
Tullimies looks to throw the jab but Pain is out of range.
Tullimies lands with a right hand.
Tullimies misses with a double jab.
Pain scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
It looks like Kunnollinen Tullimies has been cut.
Tullimies cracks Pain with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Pain rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Tullimies moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Tullimies has his takedown stuffed
and Pain connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Tullimies shoots and misses
and Pain counters with a straight right hand.
Tullimies on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Tullimies looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Tullimies lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Tullimies throws a jab when Pain was well out of range.
Tullimies on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Pain looks to land a left hand but Tullimies moved out of range nicely.
Starship Pain seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Pain drives through with a takedown into guard.
Pain throwing strikes but missing.
Pain trying to control the position from guard on top but Tullimies is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Pain thows a big elbow that misses.
Pain won't allow Tullimies to sweep him here.
Pain has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pain throws and elbow that misses. Tullimies uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Pain's guard. Nice move by Tullimies!
Pain had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Tullimies defends it easily.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Tullimies looking to sit in guard and control but Pain gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
Tullimies wants to stand up but Pain is controlling him.
Pain slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pain looks up at the clock and then as Tullimies takes his cue and looks up at the clock too, Pain smacks him right in the chops with a big elbow! How rude!
Pain scoring with punches from side control.
Pain trying to control the action but Tullimies is working from the bottom.
Tullimies looking for a sweep but Pain has passed into full mount! Oh no!
Pain jumps to side control looking for an arm triangle but Tullimies manages to avoid the submission attempt.
Pain lands a knee to the body and follows it up with some ground and pound to the head. That will wear Tullimies down.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Tullimies is trying to control Pain's posture but Pain avoids it.
Tullimies takes a couple of big shots there - the referee warns him that he has to defend himself better.
Pain is in a dominant position here, looking for a kimura. Tullimies looks calm but he's in trouble here. Pain gets his leg over his opponent's head and yanks on the arm. Tullimies is tapping like a morse code operator on the titanic! SOS! SOS! Pain lets go of the hold and Tullimies can pop his arm back in it's socket.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:40 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Starship Pain!
Starship Pain is the new heavyweight champion!
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energy
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hype
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