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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Waldorf Astoria (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Pierre LePew (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). LePew comes into a darkened arena with his song building. It's Raining Men kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!
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184 lbs
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179 lbs
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Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
12 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Waldorf Astoria!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
16 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Pierre LePew!
The judges for this bout are Steve Smith, Yves DeLean and William Peck.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
LePew moves out of range of the strikes.
Astoria staying out of range there.
A big left from Astoria misses.
LePew darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
Astoria is positioning himself well to prevent LePew advancing to mount.
LePew is looking to take a break and control but Astoria is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
LePew tries to pass the half guard into mount. Astoria knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Astoria kicks off LePew and gets to his feet.
Astoria takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Astoria avoids a punch combination nicely.
LePew misses with the combination.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Astoria throws a low kick but it's checked well by LePew.
LePew works Astoria's body with a nice hook.
Pierre LePew seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Astoria waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract LePew.
Astoria misses with a straight left.
LePew fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Astoria avoids it really well and circles away.
LePew throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Astoria showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from LePew.
LePew tries a head kick but it misses.
LePew throws a lazy right hand but Astoria sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Astoria takes one on the button.
LePew avoids the head kick by Astoria.
Astoria pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
LePew lands with a hook. Astoria tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
LePew misses with a straight right.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Astoria has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Astoria there as he acknowledges the shot.
Astoria moves out of range of the leg kick from LePew.
LePew misses with a low kick.
Waldorf Astoria is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
LePew scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
LePew keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Astoria lands a front kick.
Astoria steps to the side to avoid the strikes from LePew.
Astoria looks to land a combination but LePew avoids it well.
LePew pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
LePew throws a hook but Astoria avoids it easily.
LePew throws a leg kick that is checked
and Astoria counters with a low kick, right behind LePew 's knee.
Astoria avoids a punch combination nicely.
Astoria misses with a hook to the body
and LePew counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
LePew throws a good cross that connects.
Astoria swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by LePew.
LePew throws a hook to the side of Astoria's head but Astoria sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
LePew misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Astoria throws a body punch but LePew moves out of range.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Astoria keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
LePew looks to land a right hand but Astoria moved out of range.
A big right from Astoria misses.
LePew misses with a looping left.
Astoria throws a leg kick but LePew moved away.
A low kick from LePew is predictable there
and LePew takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
LePew throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Astoria sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Nice cross by LePew.
LePew cracks the inside of Astoria's front leg.
LePew moves into range and connects with a jab.
LePew shoots in and bounces Astoria off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
Astoria wants to stand but LePew is controlling the position.
Astoria is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Astoria is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage.
LePew wants to pass the guard but Astoria is keeping the position.
Astoria has LePew pulled in close to control his posture.
LePew trying to control but Astoria is working from the bottom.
Astoria wants to get back to his feet but he's too absorbed in his own little project and LePew manages to pass to side control.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Pierre LePew will probably get the nod.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from LePew lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Astoria has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Astoria and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Astoria throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Astoria bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
LePew missing with a left hand there. Astoria was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Astoria looks to throw the jab but LePew is out of range.
LePew looks to throw a body kick
and Astoria counters with an outside leg kick.
LePew misses with a two punch combination.
LePew throws a low kick, looking for Astoria's leg but Astoria calmly moves out of range.
LePew tries to score a power double leg takedown but Astoria sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten LePew somewhat.
LePew throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Astoria makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
LePew swings for the body but Astoria moves out of range.
Astoria attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Astoria moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Astoria ducks down and throws a hook to the body but LePew moves away.
Astoria slips under a jab.
Astoria throws a sloppy head kick and LePew moves out of range easily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A combination from Astoria does no damage.
Astoria displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as LePew throws out the jab.
Astoria ducks under a wild hook from LePew.
LePew lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Astoria throws a front kick aimed at LePew's knee but LePew avoids it well.
Astoria slips a jab from LePew.
A big left from Astoria misses.
LePew misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Astoria counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps LePew thinking.
Nice defenses there by Astoria.
Astoria connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed LePew momentarily.
Astoria thows a left - swing and a miss!
Astoria tries to score with a low kick but LePew moves his leg out of the way.
LePew scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
LePew closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
LePew shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Astoria pinned against the cage. Astoria gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Nice defenses there by Astoria.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
LePew misses with a straight left.
Astoria throws an overhand right that lands on LePew's shoulder, as LePew tries to avoid the shot.
Astoria blocks a jab.
Astoria moves away from the strike by LePew.
LePew rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Astoria moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Astoria bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
LePew throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
LePew waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Astoria.
Astoria missing with a left hand there. LePew was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Astoria keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Waldorf Astoria has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Pierre LePew.
Astoria stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Astoria wants it to stay on the feet.
LePew gets the takedown into side control.
LePew tries to advance to mount but Astoria denies him.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Astoria gets one leg under and gets the fight to half guard.
LePew is looking to advance position but Astoria won't allow it.
LePew has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Astoria wants to control but LePew is having none of it.
LePew prevents Astoria from getting the reversal.
LePew trying to control but he's not successful this time.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Astoria is looking to improve his position but LePew isn't that keen on the idea.
LePew is looking to secure an arm. He's managed it! He's pivoting for an armbar - that looks tight! But Astoria has managed to get out of it and now he's in a dominant position. Nice work from Astoria!
LePew trying to keep a closed guard but Astoria is proving a slippery customer.
LePew thows some rabbit punches from the bottom but they don't do any damage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Waldorf Astoria dominated that second round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!
LePew connects with a good right hand that stumbles Astoria. Astoria circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Astoria looks to throw the jab but LePew is out of range.
LePew takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
It looks like Pierre LePew has been cut.
LePew scores with a jab to the head.
Astoria takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Astoria keeps LePew at a distance using the push kick.
LePew shoots for a double leg takedown but Astoria sprawls well. He's pushed LePew's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Astoria throws a body punch but LePew moves out of range.
Astoria avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
A clash of legs there as LePew blocks the low kick.
LePew swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
LePew connects with a good right hand that stumbles Astoria. Astoria circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
LePew shoots for a takedown but Astoria saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Astoria scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
LePew tries a head kick but it misses.
LePew throws a jab when Astoria was well out of range.
LePew is looking to chop away at Astoria's legs.
That's one minute gone in the round.
LePew loads up on a big right hand but Astoria slips the punch.
LePew ducks under a wild hook from Astoria.
LePew throws a head kick that misses
letting Astoria counter with a right hand.
LePew connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Astoria momentarily.
LePew throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Astoria counters with a body kick.
LePew takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Astoria displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as LePew throws out the jab.
LePew throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Astoria sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Astoria avoids a kick to the body.
Astoria throws a head kick that misses.
Astoria throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
LePew throws a hook but Astoria avoids it easily.
LePew swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Astoria checks a leg kick.
LePew throws a jab when Astoria was well out of range.
LePew digs a good hook to Astoria's body.
LePew misses with a leg kick
and Astoria counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
LePew misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Waldorf Astoria has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Pierre LePew.
LePew fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
LePew fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
LePew throws a right and a left that both miss.
LePew avoids the head kick by Astoria.
LePew walks into a straight right hand from Astoria.
Astoria lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Astoria showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from LePew.
LePew shoots in but no luck this time.
LePew looks for a takedown but Astoria sprawls well.
LePew misses with a looping right.
LePew wants to land a leg kick but Astoria is out of range.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Astoria throws a combination but it was largely blocked by LePew.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from LePew.
LePew misses with an uppercut.
LePew waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Astoria.
A jab from Astoria misses.
Astoria is looking to slow LePew down with leg kicks.
Astoria throws a leg kick but LePew sees it coming and moves out of range.
Astoria scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
LePew misses with an uppercut. Astoria saw that one coming.
LePew takes one to the side of the head.
LePew throws a leg kick
and Astoria counters with an inside leg kick.
Astoria throws out a loose jab but LePew uses good head movement to avoid it.
LePew swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Astoria counters with an inside leg kick.
Astoria tries to land a leg kick but LePew saw it coming and moves away.
LePew throws a jab when Astoria was well out of range.
A looping hook to the body misses from LePew. Astoria does a little dance to reset his feet.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
LePew takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Astoria scores with a jab. LePew acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
LePew throws a leg kick that is checked
and LePew takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
LePew slips a straight right by Astoria.
Astoria tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
LePew throws the left hand but Astoria avoids the punch easily.
Astoria throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
LePew gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Astoria makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Astoria misses with a low kick.
LePew throws a shot from downtown. Astoria moves away and avoids it.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Astoria dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on LePew. That did some damage!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Astoria avoids the body shot from LePew.
LePew throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Astoria.
LePew throws a leg kick
enabling Astoria to counter with a crisp jab.
And that's the end of the fight!
Waldorf Astoria showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Astoria has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Steve Smith scores the fight 29:28
Judge Yves DeLean scores the fight 29:28
Judge William Peck scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Waldorf Astoria!
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energy
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hype
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