PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Buzzkill McGee (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Randy Moss (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think McGee might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Boss of all Bosses - Slim Thug. Moss has chosen Foo Fighters - Best of You as his entrance music. Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?

McGee
vs
Moss

187 cm
21
215 lbs
8 - 1 - 0

192 cm
21
210 lbs
8 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
World class boxer
Very strong

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the light heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Buzzkill McGee!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Randy Moss!
The judges for this bout are Russell Pearce, John Roberts and Anthony Taglia.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McGee fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Moss manages to avoid it.
McGee lands a body shot.
Moss on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Moss turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
McGee throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Moss stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
McGee avoids a kick to the body.
McGee throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Moss sees it coming and avoids it easily.
McGee just misses with a punch to the body.
McGee swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Moss walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
McGee fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
McGee scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Moss throws a sloppy head kick and McGee moves out of range easily.
McGee blocks a head kick by Moss.
A looping hook to the body misses from McGee. Moss does a little dance to reset his feet.
A decent looking cross lands there for McGee.
A telegraphed right hand from McGee misses the target.
McGee thows a left - swing and a miss!
Moss tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
McGee misses with a double jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Moss on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Moss looks gassed!
Moss throws a push kick but McGee slaps the foot to one side.
McGee misses the shot to the body.
McGee connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Moss momentarily.

It looks like Randy Moss has been cut.
McGee pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
McGee lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Moss at a distance.
This has been an exciting period of action!
McGee throws a hook but Moss blocks it.
Moss has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Moss there as he acknowledges the shot.
Moss throws a leg kick but McGee moved away.
Moss drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
McGee throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A left lands for McGee.
McGee displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
McGee jabs at Moss's body.
Moss pulls out of a head kick attempt.
McGee throws a jab when Moss was well out of range.
McGee pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Moss swings away with a leg kick that misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
McGee lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Moss at a distance.
McGee catches Moss with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Moss moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.

That has opened up Randy Moss's cut even more.
McGee connects with the punch.
McGee digs a good body shot into Moss's ribs.
McGee lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Moss doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Moss is on the wrong end of a nice combination from McGee.
McGee lands a jab to Moss's midsection.
McGee throws a body punch but Moss moves out of range.
Jab by McGee.
Moss throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
McGee lands a glancing blow to the side of Moss's head.

The cut above Randy Moss's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Nice body punch from McGee.
McGee lands a right hook to the body.
McGee looks to score with a jab to the body but Moss is just out of range.
Moss throws a front kick aimed at McGee's knee but McGee avoids it well.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McGee connects with a looping right hand.
A looping hook to the body misses from McGee. Moss does a little dance to reset his feet.
Moss misses with an attempted mid kick.
Moss staying out of range there.
McGee looks to score with a jab to the body but Moss is just out of range.
Moss tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
McGee throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
McGee is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Moss takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Moss uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by McGee.
McGee connects with a body shot.
McGee works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Moss closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
McGee throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Nice jab there from McGee.

Randy Moss's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Moss tries to move into range but McGee moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Moss takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Randy Moss's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:06 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Buzzkill McGee!
Buzzkill McGee is the new light heavyweight champion!