PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between PaCo Da MaN (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Uolevi Kaipainen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Da MaN kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Tenacious D - Beelzeboss. Kaipainen has chosen Fredi - Puhu hiljaa rakkaudesta as his entrance music. PaCo Da MaN could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Uolevi Kaipainen's chin.

Da MaN
vs
Kaipainen

201 cm
24
269 lbs
8 - 1 - 0

198 cm
25
270 lbs
7 - 4 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Very strong

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, PaCo Da MaN!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Uolevi Kaipainen!
The judges for this bout are Nard Betker, Patrick Alders and Albert Achterberg.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Da MaN throws a right and a left that Kaipainen avoids nicely.
Da MaN ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Kaipainen moves away.
Da MaN swings for the body but Kaipainen moves out of range.
Kaipainen throws a sloppy body shot
and Da MaN counters with a good low kick that Kaipainen was not able to check.
A decent looking cross lands there for Kaipainen.
Kaipainen connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Kaipainen lands with an uppercut that bounces Da MaN off the cage and back into rage.
Decent striking displayed by Da MaN there.

It looks like Uolevi Kaipainen has been cut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Da MaN scores with a jab to the jaw.
Uolevi Kaipainen seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Da MaN misses with a jab, cross combination.

Da MaN closes the distance and pushes Kaipainen back into the cage.
Kaipainen goes for a takedown in the clinch but Da MaN prevents it.
Kaipainen is working for takedown but Da MaN is calmly controlling the position for now.
Da MaN utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Da MaN lands an elbow inside.
Da MaN lands an elbow inside that Kaipainen shrugs off.
Da MaN lands an elbow inside that Kaipainen shrugs off.

That has opened up Uolevi Kaipainen's cut even more.

Kaipainen has moved round to his opponent's back and is looking for a suplex! Oh snap! He's tossed Da MaN clear over his head and slammed him to the mat!
Kaipainen looks gassed!
Kaipainen tries to keep control of the position but Da MaN is staying busy.
Kaipainen misses with an elbow to the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Da MaN has the hand control, trying to stop the rear naked choke.
Kaipainen not allowing Da MaN to control his hands.
Kaipainen has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Kaipainen missing with strikes from the back.
Kaipainen thows a huge left but connects with the canvas and not his opponent.
Kaipainen is hanging on to Da MaN's back as he tries to escape.
Kaipainen misses with punches from the back.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Kaipainen lands strikes to the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Da MaN is trying to escape under a series of strikes and manages to escape from Kaipainen 's hooks.
Da MaN on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Da MaN tries to get out of the position.
Kaipainen wants to control but Da MaN has made it back to half guard. Nice work.
Kaipainen throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Kaipainen with the ground and pound but Da MaN uses the opportunity to regain guard.
Kaipainen wants to control from the top but Da MaN keeps moving.
Kaipainen throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Kaipainen working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kaipainen thows a big elbow that misses.
Kaipainen looking to pass the guard.

Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Kaipainen throws a series of punches but Da MaN avoids them all with ease.
Da MaN lands the left hand.

Uolevi Kaipainen's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Da MaN misses with a looping left.
Kaipainen throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Da MaN tries to clinch up.
A looping hook to the body misses from Da MaN. Kaipainen does a little dance to reset his feet.
Kaipainen connects with a body shot.
Kaipainen scores with a nice head shot.
Da MaN lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Kaipainen backs up against the cage.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Uolevi Kaipainen's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:52 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). PaCo Da MaN!